Joe Rogan Experience #2291 - Bert Kreischer

Summary

Highlights

• Bert Kreischer praises Joe Rogan for being a great mentor and friend who guided him throughout his career. 🤗
• They both reflect on past career decisions and the importance of choosing paths that contribute to their happiness. 😊
• Discussion on how the freedom of podcasts contrasts with the restrictions of traditional media. 🎙️
• Bert talks about the transition from television gigs to focusing on his standup career and podcasts. 🎤
• Joe Rogan shares experiences from the UFC and how it's as much a passion as a job for him. 🏆

Key Takeaways

• Mentorship can change the direction of one's career; Joe Rogan advised Bert Kreischer to focus on stand-up and podcasts, leading to significant success. 🎭
• Friendships in the entertainment industry can provide strong emotional support over decades. 🤝
• Leaving behind a stable TV career can be daunting but sometimes necessary to reach one’s full potential. 🏃‍♂️
• Surrounding oneself with passionate and motivated individuals can foster personal and professional growth. 🦈
• Experimenting with new technology or platforms, like podcasts, can be a game-changer for creators. 🚀

Overview

Chapters

• 00:00 - 02:00: Introduction and Greetings This chapter introduces the Joe Rogan Experience podcast with a casual and friendly tone. The conversation begins with an exchange of greetings between Joe Rogan and his guest, highlighting their camaraderie. They joke about the podcast's title and express mutual appreciation for each other, with comments on Joe's famous hospitality and great hugs, setting a warm and inviting atmosphere for the episode.
• 02:00 - 05:00: Mentorship and Encouragement The chapter titled 'Mentorship and Encouragement' explores the theme of friendship and the supportive role that friends can play in each other's lives. The conversation between the friends highlights the importance of love and honesty in their relationship. One friend expresses gratitude and affection, acknowledging the other as the sibling he never had and appreciating his honesty over the years, akin to a big brother.
• 05:00 - 09:00: Travel Channel and Career Struggles The chapter 'Travel Channel and Career Struggles' discusses the author's career journey, focusing on pivotal moments and advice received from friends in the comedy industry. The author reflects on a conversation backstage at a store where a friend, likely a fellow comedian, motivates them to aim for bigger opportunities, like performing in theaters and securing a Netflix special. The friend's blunt advice to 'be undeniable' serves as a crucial piece of mentorship, emphasizing the importance of surrounding oneself with highly successful and motivational peers, symbolized here as 'great white sharks.' This encouragement illustrates a significant turning point in the author's professional path, highlighting the challenges and ambitions tied to their career in entertainment.
• 09:00 - 15:00: UFC Commentary and Life Choices In this chapter, the narrator reminisces about a time when they contacted a friend who was traveling in Vietnam. They recall their friend being on a motorcycle, drunk and without proper safety gear, symbolizing carefree and possibly reckless life choices, amidst their career as a television host for travel shows.
• 15:00 - 18:00: Gratitude and Luck The chapter titled 'Gratitude and Luck' delves into a conversation about the impact of television shows on a comedian's career. The speaker humorously recounts a moment when they called a friend who was about to go on stage, discovering they were on a motorcycle in Vietnam. This leads to a reflection on how TV shows can be a 'velvet prison.' While they provide good financial stability, they don't typically offer 'retirement' or 'you' money, just 'live well' money, urging dedication to stand-up comedy for greater success.
• 18:00 - 22:00: Addiction and Sobriety The chapter discusses the internal conflict and challenges faced by individuals when deciding whether to leave a stable job that pays well but might not be fulfilling or sustainable in the long term. It highlights the difficulty in making this choice, especially when family responsibilities and financial security are at stake. The narrative touches on personal anecdotes, including advice given about achieving significant career milestones, like obtaining a Netflix special, and balancing it with the pressures of maintaining familial and financial commitments.
• 22:00 - 28:00: Tools and Hobbies The chapter discusses the concept of personal identity and fulfillment, as seen through a metaphorical 'magic Caravn' journey. It highlights a moment of introspection where the speaker realizes the importance of focusing on their true passion, stand-up comedy and podcasting, rather than being swayed by external distractions. The narrative underscores the idea of being authentic to oneself and recognizing one's full potential, especially in the presence of close companions who bring out one's true nature.
• 28:00 - 33:00: Gambling Experiences The chapter 'Gambling Experiences' highlights the joyful and carefree atmosphere people experience while gambling, where everyone is seen at their best. The narrator reflects on a humorous and talented individual who seems to have everything figured out but struggles with minor distractions in life. There is a reminiscence about the person's past risky performances, like 'hurt bird' shows and the time when 'Fear Factor' was a significant part of their life. The focus is on the fun and thrill of these experiences and how they contribute to personal growth and entertainment.
• 33:00 - 40:00: Entertainment Industry Insights In this chapter, the speaker reflects on their career in the entertainment industry, particularly their experience with the show Fear Factor. While appreciative of the opportunity and financial benefits it brought, they express a desire to return to their passion for stand-up comedy and UFC commentary, illustrating a pursuit of genuine interests over conventional job roles.
• 40:00 - 46:00: Health and Recovery The chapter 'Health and Recovery' discusses the experience of realizing potential and making significant life changes, prioritizing personal development over career stability. The speaker talks about the necessity of leaving a stable job at 'Fear Factor' to pursue stand-up comedy, which was their true passion. Despite others questioning this decision, the speaker emphasizes the importance of recognizing what truly defines them and having the courage to pursue it. This highlights the theme of self-awareness and the courage needed to follow one's true calling for personal well-being and happiness.
• 46:00 - 50:00: Martial Arts and Self-Defense In the chapter titled 'Martial Arts and Self-Defense,' the narrator reflects on their experience with a hugely popular television show, 'Fear Factor.' Despite the show's success and prime Monday night slot, the narrator expresses a sense of disconnection from the work, feeling gratitude for the opportunity but ultimately acknowledging that it was not fulfilling. This sentiment underscores a broader theme of seeking personal satisfaction and alignment with one's passions, particularly in the context of martial arts and self-defense.
• 50:00 - 56:00: Cultural Observations and Travel In this chapter, the speaker reflects on their unexpected career path, which combines a love for stand-up comedy and involvement with the UFC. They express a sense of passion and fulfillment, feeling that their job is akin to a vacation rather than work. The speaker marvels at the journey and progress made within the UFC realm since they started, highlighting a sense of accomplishment and joy in the work they do.
• 56:00 - 62:00: Historical Reflections The chapter 'Historical Reflections' opens with a personal anecdote about the year 1997, reflecting on the passage of 26 years since then. It touches upon the life of someone deeply involved in martial arts, emphasizing the passion one has for the art form and what it means to have a career discussing and promoting martial arts. There is a deep appreciation for the athletes and the fighters, acknowledging their struggles and the grand scale of their achievements.
• 62:00 - 66:00: War and Family History The chapter "War and Family History" captures the speaker's passionate approach to their work. The speaker feels honored and fulfilled by their job, emphasizing that they do it out of love and not out of necessity. This passion is evident as they discuss participating in an event, a fight companion, where they plan to enjoy themselves, illustrating their deep engagement and enjoyment in their profession. The narrative also takes a personal turn with a casual mention of plans in Las Vegas, contrasting professional passion with personal life.
• 66:00 - 78:00: Entertainment and Media Influence The chapter "Entertainment and Media Influence" discusses the speaker's experiences in entertainment, specifically focusing on two shows in Las Vegas at the Resorts World Theater. The speaker highlights the streaming of their special on Netflix, emphasizing their luck in personal and professional relationships. Starting in comedy later in life, the speaker reflects on the significance of meeting influential friends at the age of 37 or 38, which has had a profound impact on their career.
• 78:00 - 82:30: Podcast Conclusion In this chapter, the speaker reflects on their unconventional entry into comedy, describing it as akin to joining a circus. They attribute their start in comedy to being discovered by Rolling Stone magazine as a top party animal, emphasizing the luck and unpredictability of their career path. The speaker highlights the idea of luck in life, acknowledging the fortune of being able to listen, watch, and afford the technology to do so.

Joe Rogan Experience #2291 - Bert Kreischer Transcription

• 00:00 - 00:30 Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day brother good to see you thank you Joe always good to see you always good seeing you man I I I always say like uh you give the best hugs like the UFC the other night when I saw you and you came up you just wrap it up I I love it I'm a hug guy too yeah I think it shows your emotion I love a
• 00:30 - 01:00 real hug yeah a real hug where someone loves you yeah you know you know I love you so I give you a love hug I know I know you love me I know you love me we've been friends for a long time brother I know really have it's it's it's nice like having friends that you've been friends with for just decades you know I always say i' I've said this before but I I always say you're like I never had a brother growing up and you're you've always been pretty honest with me the way a big brother would be and you've always come
• 01:00 - 01:30 from a place of love I remember the whole reason my whole I was doing nothing and [ __ ] nothing I'm sitting in the backstage of the store with you and you said you look you look just you go Tommy's doing theaters and I said okay and you you need you need to be doing theaters I was like okay and you're like you need a Netflix special you need to get one I was like all right Joe how am I supposed to do that you go be undeniable and you just walked away and I [ __ ] was like that's the kind of mentorship you look for in a friend that's what who you want to be around surround yourself with great white sharks and people think you're a great
• 01:30 - 02:00 white shark well you were always really fun and really funny but you were always doing these Travel Channel shows yeah and this is what drove me crazy I remember the day we've talked about it before but I remember the day I was in The Comedy Store and I was calling you from the main room and you were on a motorcycle in Vietnam and I think you were drunk and I was drunk and hot two things you're not supposed to be on a motorcycle no helmet and flip-flops
• 02:00 - 02:30 which is by the way it's a fun way to catch somebody when you call someone and you're going to go on stage in like 20 minutes I'm just checking in on you see what's going on and you're run a [ __ ] motorcycle in Vietnam I'm laughing but then I was like dude you really need to dedicate yourself to stand up like this is a trap it's a velvet prison these TV shows are a velvet prison and when you're on the Travel Channel you're not even getting well you're making great money right but you're not getting I can retire now money no there's no [ __ ] you money it's I can live well money you know it's a great job but it's one of
• 02:30 - 03:00 those jobs where at a certain point in time you got to go okay I have to jump ship like you know I can't keep doing this like this is uh this is going to [ __ ] up everything else I'm doing it's hard to pull that trigger too because like I like with with kids in a family and a house yep yep and you go okay it's not great money but it's good money and the road was not great money and I remember you saying you need a Netflix special you I you I remember you saying that to me on that motorcycle I'm sitting I pulled I had headsets in I was listening to the door
• 03:00 - 03:30 uh mag magic Caravan Spanish Caravan and I was flying I was high there were oxin on either side of me the sun was setting and you're like dude this is who you are [ __ ] that Travel Channel [ __ ] get away from it you need to focus on stand up in your podcast yeah and I was like yeah and you're like you're the [ __ ] machine if you don't talk about this on stage then you're not doing yourself you're doing yourself a disservice well there's certain people that like you know their full potential because when they're with you they're completely relaxed and
• 03:30 - 04:00 you know everyone's just having a great time and you get to see them at their best and when you're crying laughing just hanging out talking to a guy you're like this guy's got it he's just got to figure out how to get rid of all the other [ __ ] in his life and focus on that cuz you were always so [ __ ] funny and I was like how is this guy doing these shows where he's letting people hurt him and all this like when you were doing hurt bird I was like what are you doing don't get hurt and then I just that also I'd gone through it with Fear Factor
• 04:00 - 04:30 like Fear Factor was a great job don't get me wrong very happy that I got it it was wonderful it gave me [ __ ] you money it gave me the ability to do whatever I want after that yeah but it was a thing where I was like this is not what I want to do what I want to do is what I always do just stand up have fun you know if if I I was I was doing the UFC back then too so I was like do the UFC commentary things I love doing that's what I want to be doing I don't want to be doing just a job jobs are great don't get me wrong thankful I got it but at a certain point in time if you want to reach your
• 04:30 - 05:00 full potential you have to realize like this is holding me back and sometimes people don't want to tell you that because it's a job and it's a great G and I've had people I've had people tell me like don't leave fear facta I'm like what the [ __ ] are you talking about I have to leave I'm like I have to leave I gotta go I remember I remember those times I remember people saying because I knew you were I knew you as Joe the standup and and I and I remember people saying he does comedy and I was like no that's what he does like he's not an actor he's not a host he's a comedian but that's understandable right like my my stand up I'd only done like by then
• 05:00 - 05:30 I'd only done like a couple things that were out that were available and I was on the hugest show in television Fear Factor was [ __ ] gigantic nuts it was massive Monday nights yeah it was a fun job you know it it's a big show when 20 years later you remember the night it was on but this is what's important even though it was the number one show in the country I still had that feeling like I don't want to really be doing this I I'm happy to do it it's I I'm very thankful that I got the job I I worked with some
• 05:30 - 06:00 amazing people it was a lot of fun we had a great crew really fun time but I didn't want to do it I wanted to do this this is what I I didn't know I wanted to do this because this wasn't a thing you know but once I figured it out I was like oh this is what I want to do I want to do this and standup and the UFC which is like to me it's not even a job it's like a vacation it's it's crazy watching you operate in the UFC and seeing that mechanism and to think when you started that like how long how far that that path with the UFC has been for you oh
• 06:00 - 06:30 for me it was 97 I know but walking in through the other day and I was like oh this has been Joe's life for [ __ ] 26 years well you know if you want if you're a person who's a martial artist and you're a fan of martial arts if you get a job to do that like if you get a job to talk about martial arts and to express your love for it and your appreciation for the athletes appreciation for the fighters and what they have to go through to get to where they're at and the the magnitude of
• 06:30 - 07:00 their accomplishments and to put words to that like to do that to be able to do that for a living that's an honor that's how I feel about like it's an honor it's an honor and I I feel like I do a good job at it and so and I like doing it and I'm super passionate about it and I don't do it because it's a job I do it because I love it like I don't need to do it I could have quit a long time ago it does like I could just watch it like we're doing a fight companion this weekend it's going to be fun we're going to hang out what are you do on Saturday I don't know oh I'm in Vegas are you
• 07:00 - 07:30 really I have two shows in Vegas this weekend at Resorts World Theater nice oh I should say my special lucky is streaming right now on left Netflix right now right now I say lucky I say lucky cuz I I am the luckiest [ __ ] guy in the world I really am when you think about like do you think about like finding the friends I did later in life you know like at like 37 or 38 when I started meeting all you guys and hanging out with you guys and then and then you know being and being getting getting into comedy at the time I did like we
• 07:30 - 08:00 got into comedy when no one it wasn't a job it was like it was weird it was like joining the [ __ ] circus it was and I got only got into comedy because I got discovered by Rolling Stone magazine as a number one party animal in the country I mean what are the [ __ ] odds of my life tracking out so I I that's why I named it lucky well we're all very lucky that's absolutely sure no no dispute we're all very lucky if you're listening to this you're very lucky cuz you can [ __ ] hear how about that yeah if you're watching it you're very lucky that you could see you're very lucky that you can afford phone you're very
• 08:00 - 08:30 lucky like most of the world lives in utter poverty and that's the unfortunate reality of all these people virtue signaling about the 1% like [ __ ] you're in the 1% there blood diamonds and Sarah Leon right now smoking brown brown and he's 11 if you make $34,000 in America you in the 1% of the world how about that wow yep that's real my my father-in-law still isn't in that 1%
• 08:30 - 09:00 hey life's not good for everybody life's not good for everybody some people don't get lucky at all I've been trying to wrap my mind around the idea of quantum Computing it's exciting but complex and difficult to understand what I do know is that quantum computers can process exponentially more data than the ones you and I use every day quantum computers also put a new strain on the world of digital privacy and cyber
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• 10:00 - 10:30 the banner or go to expressvpn.com Rogan and now listeners can get four extra months for free that's expressvpn.com Rogan and if you're watching on YouTube you can get your four free months by scanning the QR code on screen or by clicking the link in the description I always think luck is a a perspective you work hard dude you you you're not just lucky you work hard you work real hard you're you're always
• 10:30 - 11:00 touring you're always doing things you're always putting together new [ __ ] you're always working you're always hustling like it's not just luck it's luck plus you know you love to party but you also have a great work ethic and that's very very important man it's like you can't just be lucky Lucky's huge you got to get lucky but also if you work really hard you tend to get luckier especially if you're smart and if you're willing to take risks like for you the Travel Channel think that was a risk like you had to you had to listen to
• 11:00 - 11:30 your friends and you had to go you know what they're [ __ ] right everybody else is cooking right now and my stand Up's kind of stalled out because I'm doing this TV show and again it's coming from someone who was there I and and I'm telling you that if you're you're making millions and you still feel that way versus if you're making thousands and you still feel that way you got to trust me there's another way to get through this and the other way we found we got you know we were right yeah look we [ __ ] saw light at the end of the
• 11:30 - 12:00 tunnel we're like this is the way to go and we were right I remember you telling all of us you guys need a podcast and I remember saying to Tom he's out of his mind why don't we just do his no everybody thought I was out of my mind for even doing mine like people mocked me openly like Howard Stern famously mocked all people that were doing podcasts you're wasting your time but in his mind that was correct cuz he didn't he didn't have this he wasn't an internet kid you know I'm not an internet kid but you know I I used to build my own computers in the '90s I
• 12:00 - 12:30 used to go to Fries electronics and get motherboards and hard drives and yeah my friend Andrew used to help me over the phone I'd call him he's a like a wizard Tech Guy and so like I had bought all these like high-end gaming computers and upgraded the video cards and I was on all these like crazy websites we'd send each other like you know those are the two girls one cup days like so I was pretty plugged in Mr Smiles or something
• 12:30 - 13:00 oh Mr hands Mr hands okay keep going so there was I was pretty plugged into to the idea that the internet was something that people were finding stuff that just wasn't available anywhere else I got all these like crazy lectures these Allan Watts lectures that I downloaded I'm like this is nuts that's back when you had to download stuff and then you had to upload it to an airpod remember your airpods with the wheel oh yeah those were this [ __ ] oh I remember that c c yeah the Little Wheel that would spun
• 13:00 - 13:30 around I love that thing and so I would download all these Terren McKenna lectures and all these Timothy ly like all these like fascinating conversations I would download on and then I started thinking about it and then I was like well there's podcasts so people just like start let's just start doing one of those we just start doing it and I was like nobody was listening to them it was like Adam Corolla had a big one because Adam had just left terrestrial radio he was the morning guy that replaced Howard
• 13:30 - 14:00 Stern when Howard Stern went to XM right so he's he's on or Sirius whatever it was so it's both now right they're combined so he's on uh morning radio all over the country but morning radio is like super stagnant and they had a la morning radio station where it was all morning or excuse me talk radio station where it was all talk radio so it was Tom leus it was him it was uh there was a few other people I can't remember Ricky Rock Rockman had a show Henry I think had a show he had a different show
• 14:00 - 14:30 Phil Henry was a am guy he was that that was the greatest one of the greatest goddamn shows in the world one of the greatest shows of all time and he's a super nice guy I met him once in Montreal so for people who don't know Phil Hendry he's the caller and he's the answerer he does different voices and he he gets people so angry cuz the callers will say the dumbest [ __ ] [ __ ] and then you have actual people calling in to argue with the caller who's all Phil Henry yeah I remember sitting next to my
• 14:30 - 15:00 dad's bed my dad's in his underwear and he's got his alarm clock and we're listening to it my dad's just like this and my dad goes Buddy he's both of them I was like what he goes this is all him and you're just like whoa I mean it was so ahead of its time so ahead of it time and once you were in on the joke it was amazing oh it was amazing if I was coming out from the store I'd always I it Phil Henry or artbell that was I listen to God the old days so Art Bell was my favorite artell Art Bell was
• 15:00 - 15:30 Coast to Coast with Art Bell from the kingdom of NY he was broadcasting from a [ __ ] bunker in the middle of the the Nevada desert he was in he like had like this crazy radio tower outside of his house the Nevada desert and he would have he would take calls from Time Travelers werewolves people that are coming from another dimension like it was the nuttiest [ __ ] show for real like one of my greatest career accomplishments that like made me the
• 15:30 - 16:00 most happy was I got on the artbell show and I got on it like way later when he was on the internet it wasn't even on radio anywhere but for me it was like I got on the artbell show yes it was just like I just loved that show it was so fun because I'd be driving oh that's that looks that was his house so look at be if you see like what his house looked like it's like his house is in the middle of nowhere in the [ __ ] desert I mean the middle of nowhere there's nothing around his house and his house is all feny in with like chain link
• 16:00 - 16:30 fence and [ __ ] it looks like so it looks so psychotic like perfect for a guy that is broadcasting he's got like this compound in the [ __ ] desert dude God yeah it was amazing he would broadcast right from there cuz radio if you have a tower and you have a station you can broadcast the whole country the country can carry it so the whole country was carrying Coast to Coast with arbell and this wild [ __ ] out in the middle of nowhere in the desert in like a
• 16:30 - 17:00 compound talking to aliens they were doing they were doing what we're doing now way before before the curve oh yes well we owe all we have today to Howard Stern and artbell for sure because you know we are com kind of like a combination of Howard Stern and arell and uh and if it wasn't for the it wasn't for he's the the guy that got arrested or didn't get arrested he got fined heavily by the bush administ this is back when the Republicans were
• 17:00 - 17:30 the ones that were trying to censor people which you should always realize crazy you to say that this [ __ ] stupid game that people play back and forth with you know who loves War who hates War who who loves censorship who hates censorship it's a political beach ball that they toss around at a concert to keep people occupied these [ __ ] switch sides right that should tell you enough alone by yourself by by itself right there if they [ __ ] switch sides but he was getting attacked for obscenity so he' put like whatever they
• 17:30 - 18:00 would do and they would they were they find what was the total amount that Howard Stern was finded so this has to be you got a neurotic guy as it is right who's also the the most pioneering radio guy of all time right he's the guy that changed radio from DJ's playing records to just talking and and talking in your authentic voice and not hey welcome back talking in your authentic voice and having wild [ __ ] on the radio 2.5
• 18:00 - 18:30 million million between 1990 and 2004 so they [ __ ] with him for 14 years 14 years and that's not paid by the station that's paid by him find owners of radio station licenses that carried the Howard Stern Show a total of 2.5 million for content and considered to be indecent indecent so all the stuff that we do on podcast right now we would 100% have been fined 100% I would have been off the air a long time ago it was
• 18:30 - 19:00 real censorship but it was just done under the guise of you know broadcast like the idea is like if you're going to broadcast something on a major Network like NBC CBS they have rules to language and what you're allowed to show which is kind of crazy like why do you have those rules like why do those rules exist to keep obscenity from television and like maybe that was a good idea in 1950 when people didn't know any better but now that we know better like why do you have rules like I can't believe that radio still
• 19:00 - 19:30 has those rules and the rules are slippery you can say [ __ ] you can't say [ __ ] but you can't say suck my dick you can't say any anything you want to say like sometimes [ __ ] the right word [ __ ] my one of my favorite words every now and then it's the right word when used correctly but like if you can't say it then you can't fully express yourself and if you don't like people fully expressing themselves because you don't like certain sounds I suggest you grow the [ __ ] up that's it's a ridiculous way to think
• 19:30 - 20:00 if if I can say [ __ ] but I can't say [ __ ] if I could say dick like dick like Dick Cheney but I can't say suck a dick like what are we doing you it's the same sound you're making the same sound I can say [ __ ] cat [ __ ] cat's fine you know you can't say nword breakfast you know what I'm saying you can look both ways you got to be black but you you know saying like you you if you want to
• 20:00 - 20:30 say certain words that are forbidden words sometimes they're okay so it's the sound is sometimes okay it even gets trickier like there was a video I was cutting to promote myh tour whatever and it's me on a boat or but the special it's me on a a boat and there's this there's this uh page I'm really obsessed with it's it's fat nword season Joe it's so addictive because it's and it's just it's all Ai and I think they're promoting a crypto coin of course and I was like and I didn't like to edit so I go hey put fat ORD summer
• 20:30 - 21:00 play that song and it's [ __ ] so much funnier Joe with it's so much funnier with me shirtless on a boat but these guys are great but I I my wife saw it she was like that's offensive I was like no I was like she's right yeah and then I sent it to Tommy I go is this racist and he was like sent it to the wrong guy all all Tom sends me is videos of of fat black chicks on rope
• 21:00 - 21:30 swings our a whole thread is just anytime a chick Tak an L off a cliff God that's I got to get on that threat because the ones me and Tommy are on is horrible what's that one it's all murder oh yeah murder and and car accidents today was a car accident was guys escaping the cops and the guy uh flips this van multiple times gets thrown into traffic and then run over by cars and it's just splatterfest I can't watch those I was telling uh I was telling
• 21:30 - 22:00 someone uh my dog my niece had my phone and she's like three and you don't you forget what your algorithm looks like and she it was and it was fed m where summer song came on and she's like Uncle Bert and then in the next video was a chick pissing on past out's head and I was like oh maybe you shouldn't use my phone to to relax with yeah M gets no better my algorithm is [ __ ] dude yeah my algorithm's not good it is [ __ ] it is my YouTube alith is great oh my YouTube algorithm's all history a lot
• 22:00 - 22:30 of my YouTube algorithm lately has been um like watching people build things I love like cabinet makers and Carpenters or there's this one guy who makes these specialized desks that have like secret drawers and hold on I follow that guy where you put your hand here and a magnet comes up and a wand comes out and he waves it [ __ ] those desks are badass yeah I wave the wand and the keyboard rolls out like yeah it's pretty dope there's a bunch of those guys that make these like super ingenious like uh
• 22:30 - 23:00 homemade Artisan desks yeah that or if you get me a chick with no bra doing survival techniques in the woods oh yeah [ __ ] I'm in that's a cell I've watched so many of those just rock hard nipples hot chicks have found their way into basically all walks of life as influencers you know there's like hot chick Hunters there's hot chick Jiu-Jitsu jiujitsu girls there's hot chick crossfitters there's definitely uh hot chick golfers I ran into Paige speac in uh at the
• 23:00 - 23:30 Super Bowl and I was like and I was like I had to be real cuz I'm a golfer I was like I follow you for your swing you have a great swing right but then you know what's crazy about Paige she can't uh snap her fingers or whistle oh how'd you find that out because we were playing a game like weird things about us and she was like I can't I can't snap my fingers and I watched her and she went like this she was like and I go and she goes I can't whistle and she starts how could you not snap your fingers I
• 23:30 - 24:00 have no idea she's the most followed golfer Joe damn and she's not Tiger Woods only has 3.5 million followers and she's got four and she's not a professional yeah if you're hot you could you could do a lot in this world and you can also not whistle and snap you don't have to snap you important you care yeah she's super hot but she does have a great swing I bet she does Jesus Christ and if she's not wearing a bra it's so good look at that watch well just watch one this seems pornographic almost she's got oh there we go well I wonder
• 24:00 - 24:30 why she's got so many followers she's got a golf yeah yeah she got a good s damn I don't even know if I saw any movement I think I swear to God if I had tits you want to talk about lucky yeah that's the Willy Wonka golden ticket being a a a super hot woman like all you have to do is be nice and doors just open up everywhere like she's here if you're that hot anywhere you go like what red carpets get rolled out roses
• 24:30 - 25:00 get thrown at your feet she was walking down radio row at Super Bowl with Cam hward and both of us are like just stop talking but also creepers creepers launch themselves at you you're never invisible guys are [ __ ] with you all the time overconfident guys are hitting on you all the time and then getting really mean when you reject them that's the thing that chicks have to deal with they have to deal with like Angry guys that like are angry that they get rejected and they start insulting them and yelling at them and like that's
• 25:00 - 25:30 scary [ __ ] man that's scary [ __ ] think about all our friends all our female comedians that have stalkers I mean like it's it's so you work your ass off as a comic you happen to be pretty you start killing it and then all the [ __ ] psychos come out of the woodwork and you don't have any money so you know probably live in a place it's easy to get to that's crazy yeah I don't I don't uh yeah it's dangerous there's a lot of [ __ ] well well we need better mental health care in this [ __ ] country and
• 25:30 - 26:00 there's a lot of people out there that are out of their [ __ ] mind and if no one's paying in paying attention to them or checking in on them like imagine you're your average guy who loses his [ __ ] mind and you're a 40-year-old guy who works at a gas station you've been working at that gas station for 20 years and no one's paying attention and you're just slowly losing your [ __ ] mind and you know you think Jared Leo is a Satan and that you know you've You' decided that like someone's sending you
• 26:00 - 26:30 code on television and and then you lock on to some female commedian and like that's your target that's who you're it's got to feel nice though what to be the lunatic no just to have [ __ ] is wrong with you something to focus on don't encourage this have something to focus on but play video games guys yeah get get involved in Call of Duty okay you don't have to [ __ ] go stalk people find something productive play online chess you [ __ ] psycho you
• 26:30 - 27:00 don't have to uh go stalk people I always had that brain that you know I'd see something like a new Addiction come up like cutting and I'd go I wonder what that does like I was always looking for something like that you know yeah like like a I could never do eating disorder that was too tough for me but uh hey how about when we were at dinner with that guy and uh and I said to him I ran marathons and he went you do that was funny and he goes I wasn't trying to be rude that was funny he was
• 27:00 - 27:30 definitely trying to be rude but he was being funny we were talking [ __ ] that's Taylor Taylor Sheridan he was awesome dude yeah I like how you call him that guy well I didn't want to blow his spot up yeah he dude he let me tell you something I'm going to give props T Shon I haven't said this to anyone I try to keep those moments that you know you have with those guys private so I was a little bit of a party snitch for a while but like uh he's an he's a great American Storyteller he really is when he says when he tells you anything about his life or what he's doing or breaking a he would he does even call breaking a
• 27:30 - 28:00 horse I he calls it a different term but I'm sitting there going like this is I mean and this is gonna be slanderous a little bit you know considering difference of time of where they were but like it's like having dinner with Ernest Hemingway he's created some of the greatest content out there Yellowstone you can't compare him to Ernest H mu because Ernest H mu is dead and a legend that's the problem okay but he's amazing but amazing do you ever see that H high water you ever see that film no what's that oh my God it's one of his films oh that's ter film yeah it's
• 28:00 - 28:30 [ __ ] great it pull up hella high water this [ __ ] movie dude this [ __ ] movie is incredible Jeff Bridges is in it yeah I've seen this it's about Bank Robert these criminals in a small town it's [ __ ] good dude I think uh what's his name's in this oh [ __ ] we have a friend in this who's your friend no me and you I think it's our friend I don't know who it is though I forget okay okay J Jamie go to the
• 28:30 - 29:00 cast who's in that God Ben Foster is so [ __ ] good that guy's so good you know what that guy was in that's super underrated one of his performances because it's such a wacky movie 30 Days of Night did you ever see 30 Days of Night 30 Days of Night 30 Days of Night is the second best vampire movie of all time really first best vampire movie of all time is the most recent NOS verat that's the best vampire movie of all time the one that just came out the one that just came
• 29:00 - 29:30 out the best vampire movie of all time is it streaming yet yeah yeah yeah can't wait it's on Apple um but this was 30 Days of Night was a movie where Ben Foster played like a vampire familiar and these vampires would go to they went to Alaska in the middle of the winter where it's it's dark for 30 days so they could be out for 30 days and they're [ __ ] terrifying vampire they're really fun it's a really and Ben Foster
• 29:30 - 30:00 plays the vampire familiar you know so the familiar is like that's him in there what's a familiar a familiar is a human that the vampires use to get close to humans and they promise the human that one day he'll have eternal life and he'll be one of them so the vampire goes and and sets up people for the the vampire familiar sets people up to be killed by the vampire Empires oh shut up yeah I got to watch this dude he
• 30:00 - 30:30 was great in uh in uh the the what was the movie with where they kidnapped the kid Justin Timberlake was in it raw dog not raw dog B Foster's a beast he's aome 3 311 to Zuma or whatever I didn't see that one Yuma oh my God he is what is it champ 310 to Yuma three T Yuma I didn't see that he was great in the the Justin Timberlake movie it was called like top do Alpha Dog and he was just awesome and he
• 30:30 - 31:00 had a very small role he played the guy's older brother and it was just like he's just he just owns a screen yeah he's a beast he's there's certain people that like when they act just go God damn not one of them so good so good so it makes a movie so much better makes a so you just get dragged into it I think Jonah Ray is probably the best comic actor out there what has he been in Jonah Ray everything when he was in wargs and he goes to buy drugs from the
• 31:00 - 31:30 black guys I see that either I there's too much to see ber crer oh I man I'm telling you I'm just starting now to just download stuff and get off Instagram and if I'm going to bed just turn on a documentary and start watching it but just starting now to get off Instagram I'm trying Jonah Hill uh Jonah Hill you mean yeah what did I say Jonah Ray Jesus Christ that's why he confused me sorry Jonah Ray Jonah Hill's aw Jonah Hill is [ __ ] amazing he's great Jonah Hill is amazing he was in and then in war dogs he goes up and buys black guy
• 31:30 - 32:00 Money Weed from the black guys and he's like how much you gu 120 bucks he gives him the 120 bucks and then he stting to keep talking to himself and he's like J's like hey he's got a voice what are we doing here huh guys and they're like get the [ __ ] out he's like oh okay okay and he goes to the back of his trunk and pulls out a machine gun and goes he goes can you listen to me now he's just awesome dude awesome man I [ __ ] love that guy but yeah uh there's too many movies to be paying attention to these days when was a kid if you said you didn't know you never saw Apocalypse Now
• 32:00 - 32:30 what the [ __ ] you know it's like once VHS tapes came out you're supposed to have seen the big ones you didn't see the Godfather you didn't see Star Wars are you out of your [ __ ] mind but today it's like they never stopped making movies no they've never stopped they make new ones every year you can't keep up there's no way and all the ones that were up for Oscars I saw none of those well they all involved chaos but it's like they all involved the end of civilization if you want to win an Oscar you have to be trans lives matter all
• 32:30 - 33:00 the way like what do you what do you do to win an Oscar today like you have to have something that's got some meaning to it other than just being a good movie right like there's there's got to be some social justice aspect to it wasn't there like some thing where they were talking about God damn it I can't remember what the article was about but it was about requirements for a film to win an Oscar today what they believe to be
• 33:00 - 33:30 requirements it's I don't like Awards do you know what it is I'm looking there was something that they were it was just representation and inclusion standards that's it like that that's it that's it's that's not the that's not the only way to tell the story that's not because if you do that you don't get Shogun okay oh you don't get Shogun you got you got to have an all Japanese cast if you want to get Shogun you know you can't you can't have a fully diverse you know 50/50 split of whatever everybody you
• 33:30 - 34:00 can't no you you have to tell a specific kind of a movie you know if you're going to make a movie about the Congo you can't have white people play native congales people you can't have that so it's like some stories are not diverse it doesn't make make them less valid it doesn't mean you're racist it just means that some stories take place in Norway and they involve Vikings okay this is like just a part of human history you know some places some stories take place in Egypt and
• 34:00 - 34:30 they involve Africans okay it's like there's plenty of room for every kind of [ __ ] story but if you only want like a specific type of story to win an Academy Award you don't get the godfather daylight savings is coming so we're about to lose an hour and that means trying to speed up your morning but if you drink ag1 maybe you're fine with it it's that quick and easy to help your body feel great every day starting your day with ag1 can help you shake off the grogginess get back into your Rhythm and even give you the Boost you need to
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• 35:00 - 35:30 for so long and ag1 is offering new customers a free gift when you subscribe you'll get a welcome kit a bottle of D3 K2 and five free travel packs in your first box so make sure you check out drink a1.com slj Rogan that's drink a1.com Joan you don't get that movie you don't get Jaws you got to get all Italians if you want the Godfather think about think about were the Oscar winners when we were kids were all [ __ ] Banger movies
• 35:30 - 36:00 that everyone saw that everyone saw best picture one best picture because it was best picture not because it was a best picture about a a trans social worker that got abducted and exactly exactly yeah they got distorted they got distorted with what the job is the job is just to purely entertain people and with a great piece of work that's all it is that's the whole job and that could be Pulp Fiction uh you know there's no message in Pulp Fiction it's [ __ ] chaos and it's amazing the
• 36:00 - 36:30 message we took away was that white guys can say the n-w I guess we were like all righto as long as you have a gun in your hand you could do it but the whole movie is just Madness but it's amazing it's you can't deny how great it is like that's supposed to be what the best movie is it's not supposed to be I don't even know if that won best film did It win best film did Pulp Fiction win best picture no but I think he won best director and best maybe not for that it
• 36:30 - 37:00 should have won best picture him and Roger Avery together were who the [ __ ] won best pictur that was a really good year oh that's right we actually talked about that on the podcast it was actually Unforgiven that year but I'm going make sure Unforgiven Unforgiven was a [ __ ] great movie [ __ ] great movie God that was Clint Eastwood going back and cleaning up all his old westerns that's what that movie was I like let me show you what was probably really like yeah was really like not not this you know [ __ ] and you everybody's looking at you
• 37:00 - 37:30 sideways no the the reality was that character that he played that old assassin what year do you think movies stopped being great movies and started being like what year did we switch I think people are still making great movies but they're not winning Oscars well I think who cares I really do I think the once Will Smith slapped Chris Rock the Oscars to me were like what I'm done I'm done like you guys and then
• 37:30 - 38:00 they all applauded him and gave him a standing ovation afterwards when he won an Oscar I'm done Forest [ __ ] Forest Gump was look at every hang on I saw every movie on remp I saw every movie on there quiz show qu show was great I never saw four weddings in a funeral I heard it was great though dude it made you want to date a [ __ ] British jck I made you want to have a rich friend live in a castle get drunk watch your friend die and [ __ ] okay um look at all that makes sense that that was best film but
• 38:00 - 38:30 what a amazing year sha shank Pulp Fiction quiz quiz show was [ __ ] great yeah by the way that was a that was a real thing yeah yeah they really [ __ ] rigged a quiz show that's why there's like there's all sorts of rules if you're running a game show because I was on a game show Fear Factor it was my best way to get people away from me if uh they ask me how do I get on Fear Factor I go if you want to get on you can't even talk to me cuz if you talk to me then all I've previously known you then it could be seen that I helped you
• 38:30 - 39:00 get on the show so I can't talk to you it was great it's a great work around it was great and it was true sorry they have they had someone did they have someone like really judging the H the like horse sperm going like we got like like a like a an official officiating it because it was prize money meaning like the quiz quiz show was all about them breaking the rules right and you had to have someone a standards and practice this guy on your team making sure the game was fair for
• 39:00 - 39:30 everyone correct yeah I I think there was something like that I think I guess the network just did that I think we kind of ran the idea or they ran the ideas by the network and the network decided you know whether or not this was fair or what what have you but everything was always Fair like that show was you know nobody got knowledge of the stunt before they got there we blindfolded everybody they were traveling around in Van they would be blindfolds sometimes they cover ear so they couldn't even hear and then they would take their blindfolds off and then
• 39:30 - 40:00 right there and then they would find out what they had to do so right there and then they find out they got to get covered in snakes or something like that and we knew that someone had a fear of snakes cuz you feel out of form and you know if you got a fear of snakes guess what you might wind up on the snake episode you know it's a [ __ ] crazy show but you know it was all fair but that quiz show they you know they figured it out like the mob figured out the [ __ ] Lottery you know Whitey buer won the lottery twice did he really yeah
• 40:00 - 40:30 you know how bold you have to be to be a gangster in South Boston and not just win the lottery once but win the lottery twice like see if you can find that how does wait how do you rig the numbers that big that's crazy get away with it you you can kind of get away with stuff before the internet before the internet you could get away with things like that where you could kind of rig the lottery a couple times and everybody's like fighty one again what the
• 40:30 - 41:00 [ __ ] oh that's great when I was a kid and uh I was living in Boston I used to teach one of his Hitmen I taught one of his Hitman Taekwondo oh what what's it like teaching a Hitman do they it was weird are they good students yeah he was very very disciplined yeah he was like a known he was a known guy in the the South Boston Irish mob and he wanted toar learn how to fight uh lottery winner had been one of
• 41:00 - 41:30 Boulder's brilliant schemes to launder his drug extortion loone sharking money back in the summer which makes sense right what better way to why do I why do you have a Cadillac I won the [ __ ] Lottery oh we're clear so you could have all your [ __ ] so uh B Millions lottery ticket have been purchased at the South Boston liquor Mark by Michael Linsky who was the brother of a Bulger underling named Patrick Linsky the FBI learned that once heard about the jackpot he ordered the real winner to sign the ticket over with
• 41:30 - 42:00 Whitey and two Associates paying $2.3 million in cash for 50% of the winnings Bulger himself paid uh Linsky 700,000 although Linsky lost money in the deal he really had no choice he came down to selling the ticket or risking his life Kevin weeks whose name also appeared in the winning lottery uh the winning ticket later claimed that Linsky purchased a large batch of tickets to hand out his Christmas gifts and promised to split any winnings with bul in weeks but week story makes little sense the so-called Christmas gifts were
• 42:00 - 42:30 purchased during the dog days of summer um so they did it the scam set up a 20-year legitimate income stream for Whitey where he earned $119,000 each year oh wow that's brilliant yeah so that's what he did he found out that somebody won it he's totally tuned into the neighborhood find that guy [ __ ] him over take his ticket look I won the lottery and you have no choice it's just like no choice it's like when the guy hit uh grandson with a car right you're dead
• 42:30 - 43:00 yeah you got to die now yeah you're dead yeah you if you lived in that that time like in the 1980s when I used to teach this guy Taekwondo like you would always hear about hits I knew a guy who got arrested I don't know if he did it he was a guy that uh I was friends with his name was Richie I was friends with him before he went to jail and then I was kind of friends with him when he got out of jail before I realized that he was like very dangerous now he was a
• 43:00 - 43:30 completely different person so he went away to jail he was a little older than me I was 18 so he was probably 20 or 21 and he went to jail on some some kind of gun charge or drug charge so he comes out of jail a few years later and he's an animal I mean an animal he's way bigger he's he's put on like 30 lbs of muscle and he's seen way too much he was telling me stories about fights that he
• 43:30 - 44:00 used to get into in the jail where he'd beat some guy half to death with a broom handle and that you you're fighting for your life in there it's like every day you're fighting for and he knew how to fight he was you know I trained with him that's where I knew him I knew him from Taekwondo and uh he was just telling me about fights that he get in jail he's like you have to fight there's nothing you could do it's constant you're you're constantly on edge I'm like [ __ ] man and so I know this guy before jail then I known him after jail and he was just way
• 44:00 - 44:30 more dangerous after jail he was doing a lot of coke he would train and when you would train with him it was a fight I mean it was a fight it wasn't you were fighting for your life you know I broke his whole face once I hit him with a wheel Kick In The Head cuz we were fighting man I mean we were fighting we were and there was no one there by the way it was my gym so it was just me and him like literally fighting he would just attack you like it wasn't like a technical sparring thing and back then I
• 44:30 - 45:00 felt like I was a [ __ ] if I didn't spar with anybody who wanted to spar like you want to spar okay let's Spar so you sparred with everybody and some people you sparred with some people they you would like let's just not hurt each other yeah and then other people you knew you were fighting you you were bomb guys get knocked out all the time I saw dozens of guys get knocked out in the gym all the time I did a lot of it it was scary it was scary you would be super nervous before class you'd be super you'd have that and you're doing
• 45:00 - 45:30 class every day that's happening every day all the time I would be I have anxiety I have anxiety getting on planes you're sparring three or four days a week yeah you're sparring three or four days a week if you're smart you have to you have to stay sharp so you broke this guy's face broke his face and he he wanted to keep training he was still coming after me I was like dude you got to look in the mirror look in the mirror and his whole face had shifted like it shifted I hit him with a wheel kick in the cheek he went out his eyes rolled back in his head he collapses down to
• 45:30 - 46:00 his butt and then he tried to get back up slowly he gets back up and he's like I'm good I'm good I'm good and then like 30 seconds later he wants to keep sparring and I'm like you got to stop but he was just a monster like a Savage like a Savage person he he was a kid when I knew him like a normal kid like what's up Richie and then three or four years later whatever it was when he got out he was a monster was there any hint of the old rich where you could go hey man what's going on no he was just gone
• 46:00 - 46:30 no he was gone the old well I didn't know the old Richie that well now I'm thinking timeline so this was pre me doing standup so I probably met him first when I was like 16 and then I met him again when I was 21 it was somewhere around that 2021 cuz that's when I stopped fighting and it was like right around the same time where I knew Richie would our stop fighting so he got arrested there was a guy who was murdered and um
• 46:30 - 47:00 they broke every bone in his body with a hammer and they kept injecting him with cocaine to keep him alive yeah holy [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah they they they identified the body I forget how they identified the body but I'm pretty sure they chopped his hands and his head off and they found this guy and he got arrested for that and he got away way he got off I don't think they charged him I don't think he actually did it but he
• 47:00 - 47:30 definitely knew people who did it he was involved with the same kind of people and this is like one of the guys that I worked out with but he wasn't the Hitman the Hitman was way more stoic really older yeah he was older he was in his 30s and the The Hitman was um would he come in with like Hitman problems like all right say I'm GNA he asked me once how would I kill a guy really he said if you're going to hit a guy and you were trying going to kill him where would you hit him I said probably the neck and he said
• 47:30 - 48:00 yeah I think so and that was the conversation that was the end of the conversation I don't even know why I pick the neck cuz the neck actually could take a pretty good beating neck's pretty tough not mine your head is way weaker than your neck this is really weak like this little spot right here your temple this little tiny thin little layer of bone there that protects your brain it's not big at all when was the last time you got punched oh it's been a long time I haven't sparred at all since like 2007 or8 like sparring yeah kickboxing sparring yeah it's too even
• 48:00 - 48:30 little sparring wears on you you you carry that for your whole life just thuds little thuds even ones that aren't that hard just a jab just thud you carry those like those are real that's brain damage those those little times they get danged in the gym that's real that's brain damage that's brain damage and like I told you like when I was a kid we did a lot of brain damage that was a sparing was I've had I've had I think eight concussions and I'm just I'm just
• 48:30 - 49:00 a kid I I didn't even Spar I'm just talking like basketball camp one time football uh I play in football for the hurt birt [ __ ] I got knocked unconscious like I've probably had eight concussions I'm guessing you know oh I I've had a lot my last one was just a couple years ago skiing last time skiing you were I I just talked to you the other day when you were skiing and I I thought you didn't ski because of your knees well my knee did get I did fracture one
• 49:00 - 49:30 of the bones in the top of my uh tibia um uh now which one's the yeah tibia and then the fibula is the little one right FIB is in the yeah I crack I cracked the the the tibia but that healed but the real problem was the head my head I fell on my head I my my skis went up in the air and I hit the ground head first yeah and it was a helmet yeah yeah yeah for sure yeah but it was a bang like I got
• 49:30 - 50:00 rocked and I was like oh [ __ ] like that was a big one and then the rest of the day I was like dizzy I wasn't my balance was all bad it was not good it was not good and then I was like I'm done with the scan thing because I always worried about my knees because I still I you know I still love doing martial arts and if I'm not doing it I don't feel good like I like to hit the bag I'd like to have my joints work perfectly I like to have my skills still there I like to do it it's fun to do so anything that takes
• 50:00 - 50:30 that away from me like skiing just for a thrill like oh oh and once you get hurt once you break I was we did a a concrete sled competition in Calgary or in Edmonton concrete sled concrete sled it's an engineering team and they have to figure out a way to build a concrete sled that makes it down a mountain with all the team members on it and stops within the right area and dude people get [ __ ] up I mean [ __ ] up and concrete sled must be so heavy you can
• 50:30 - 51:00 find a picture of it type in University Edmonton concrete sled I think that's what it's called and right before right before I this is how people keep themselves occupied when they're so [ __ ] bored cuz it's 38 degrees below zero outside yeah yeah and dude that's the coldest I've ever been my fingers see those concrete sleds there's one there where the guys get [ __ ] up so bad I don't want to see it it's so stupid but the the guy the team that went right right before me they flipped
• 51:00 - 51:30 flipped ragd dolled yard sailed everywhere if these people tried bow hunting they would quit this they' quit all this they wouldn't be doing any of this this is ridiculous you could [ __ ] die oh a guy before me broke his femur and I remember the guy the kid little stoner with the walkie that tells us all right you guys are next he goes huh what's that broken femur and he looks at me he goes broken femur is a game changer and I was like I got to go next like what the [ __ ] like that was terrifying but yeah I I that I think
• 51:30 - 52:00 about that sometimes just having my elbow surgery I gained so much weight from just having one arm because I couldn't do I couldn't get on the trimill I couldn't do anything that I go any injury is like I don't want any injury yeah injuries are not good and this is coming from a person who's had a bunch of surgeries out have a b I've had three knee surgeries had my nose operated on oh let me tell you my game Cher mouth tape you were talking about this game changer
• 52:00 - 52:30 Game Changer I know people say this and I know it's like one of those [ __ ] Fitness influencer things where people are selling something I got no skin in the game okay I'm not selling nothing I don't have anything for sale I use a company called hostage tape I'm sure there's other ones that are great but hostage tape makes me laugh um it's you take this tape and you put it over your mouth when you sleep now I have sleep apnea so I wear a mouthpiece and my mouthpiece has a tongue depressor so the mouthpiece is fitted to my lower my
• 52:30 - 53:00 lower jaw and the tongue depressor keeps my tongue from falling back on my throat so I I don't block my Airway because I have a big tongue yeah and I have a fat neck so it's like the air hole it gets clogged up by the Tongue so the tongue depressor works and then I put the tape over my mouth so I'm not using my mouth at all thank God I got my nose fixed in like uh 15 years years ago or something like that best decision I ever made in my life best decision I've ever made one
• 53:00 - 53:30 of the best is that the one where you had to like pull [ __ ] out of your nose yeah yeah yeah they yeah it was I was on the road with Tommy and I would show him the boogers and he would like like almost vomit because the boogers were insane so once you get your nose operated on like I had probably 12 nose breaks maybe more by the time I got my nose operated on so the inside of it was all calcified like all the inside just like cauliflower ear
• 53:30 - 54:00 that was the inside of my nose like it was all just clogged I I spoke like my nose was stuffed this was how my voice was wait hold on is this cuz I heard I i' listened to a version of your voice when you were younger and it sounds totally different it's getting older your voice definitely deeper so that's me with the that's you yeah when I got the nose plugs so that's after the operation so um oh my god look how big your nose
• 54:00 - 54:30 is well it's all swollen there anyway so you if you have a deviated septum I can't recommend it enough it's such a huge thing to do it opens up your nose and you get like 10% more cardio my Jiu-Jitsu changed totally like my my gas and Jiu-Jitsu was way better I was like this is crazy why didn't I do this a long time breathing through your nose and not your mouth no cuz you breathe through both oh so you have more airs coming in this is how you tell if you have a deviated septum put a mirror
• 54:30 - 55:00 underneath or put take your phone and do a video and then breathe your nose and if it closes like my mine shuts yeah and that's they showed that to me yeah you have a Devi dude you know what happens to me when I sleep a [ __ ] goozle swells up yeah you were telling me it's the [ __ ] worst yeah we were trying to decide what where the tonsils were and you were explaining the tons are actually on the side and your wife was calling it a goozle she a redneck this little it's gooz got SW that little thing whatever the word is the technical it's a uula it's it's uvulitis so I put
• 55:00 - 55:30 the mouthpiece in and then I get no uvulitis if I had mouth tape in yeah so this is the thing I don't snore at all anymore zero snoring like I'm silent when I no no sleep mask apne mask no no no no I don't I don't have anything I don't believe but I woke up the first day I did it I was like holy [ __ ] I feel so much better like instantaneously notice the difference like I was like like 30% more rested something like that like if just like a
• 55:30 - 56:00 significant number where I could like feel it I was like whoa and I've been doing it that way for like a week now so if I put if I put those nose strips on cuz I can breathe through my nose VI you should get your nose operated on no [ __ ] way yeah dude I have a her I'm not going to done you should get that done too no yeah you should it's the worst your guts are going to poke out of your stomach that's what it is they already do J that's gross no mean your guts guts not fat they do Joe do they poke out right now e let me see no show me if I go can you make it poke out no
• 56:00 - 56:30 but if I go like you can kind of see this where's the hernia it's called it's like a fin oh it's oh it's bad if I do a sit up like I'll show you for real and you'll you'll see it okay I'm watching B do a sit up ladies and gentlemen do you see this oh that's scary dude I know that so that's a rip in the center of your stomach I remember when it happened oh dude how long ago uh probably 12 years ago oh my God man I was doing a tough mutter and uh God I
• 56:30 - 57:00 had to pull myself up one of those half pipes and so I ran and I grabbed it and I pulled and I pulled and I felt a tear and I was like whoa It's just and I was like God man that [ __ ] hurt what what happened and I was like I'm fine and then like two I want to say like two weeks later I'm laying in bed with my wife and I kind of lean up and I see it and I go oh [ __ ] what's this and then and then a bunch of dads get it like some dudes get it when they just gain a lot of weight that's
• 57:00 - 57:30 another way to get it but like I've never been that fat but uh Tommy I think I think Tommy might have had one or Eddie Bravo had two yeah heid elective oh he had to get it Eddie had to get it fixed my problem is I'd get it fixed but then I'm afraid of the aftermath of the surgery of 13 weeks of recovery of me not working out I'm going to go [ __ ] Haywire you don't have to go Haywire that's nonsense you should get it fixed you should get it fixed and get your nose fixed too just get it fixed just bite the bullet why don't don't live
• 57:30 - 58:00 with a compromised body like they know how to fix those things you should get it fixed yeah like the nose thing's giant breathe out of your nose you change your [ __ ] life I couldn't do yoga class they would the instructor he would get mad at me he'd like you have to breathe out of your nose I'm like I don't have a nose it doesn't work like it doesn't work my my nose I had like one quarter of one nostril that was the only thing that was open for oh for real yeah my right side it wasn't just deviated it was just well what Luke rockold former
• 58:00 - 58:30 UFC champion um had a post that he did about his nose recently where they were like going through his nose with uh one of those cameras yeah and so you could see like what's in there it's the same thing it says his is completely clogged up like you hear Justin gatei talk his nose is totally clogged up like there's a lot of the and Justin actually got his nose fixed and then he fought Max Holloway and I think that might have put it back oh my God how long what's the nose surgery what's the I was doing Jiu-Jitsu six weeks
• 58:30 - 59:00 later okay you're Joe and I'm Bert yeah but I mean six weeks later I was fine I didn't take any pain pills um no I wasn't I mean I was fine to roll but I was fine fine the next day yeah I had to have those stupid [ __ ] things in my nose for a while I forget how long that lasted but then when they pulled those out I was good to go but the doctor I remember this the doctor gave me two pain pill prescriptions he was insistent on giving me these pain pill prescriptions and I was like okay I go
• 59:00 - 59:30 but it doesn't hurt now so is it going to hurt more later and he's like it might I go but it might not right like he goes but you should have these like he wanted to write me these pain pill prescriptions I was like this is kind of creeping me out man yeah cuz I had already known a bunch of people that had pill problems back then but it was just weird that he wanted to write me two of them and I told him I go listen I just had knee surgery um a couple months ago and I go I didn't it wasn't even a couple years ago rather and uh I didn't take any pain
• 59:30 - 60:00 medication I go I don't like it I just did it I just had the surgery and then just dealt with the pain I'd rather deal with the pain than that feeling I don't like that feeling yeah I I got uh ACL surgery like way back in the day and they gave me like vikins or one of those type of things Percocets or vikins I forget what it was but I remember feeling so stupid I was like well this is not for me like whatever this is I'd rather be in pain than have my [ __ ] brain just filled with like cotton it
• 60:00 - 60:30 just felt like it was just like clogged up like I couldn't it wouldn't work right like it was terrible Tommy and I like that but my doctor he just wanted me to take these pills I think it's that I you know you you were talking to me about statins for a while and you were saying that I don't know you were saying or whatever I read was that it the these companies are getting these doctors getting paid out to to get people on statins the the companies are saying yo get people on statens will pay you out you know and I doctors get a variety of rewards I'm finding out they get a
• 60:30 - 61:00 variety of rewards depending upon how many people in their practice get vaccinated and if they lose a certain percentage if they like have less than a certain percentage then they don't get payouts it's there's some weird [ __ ] that's involved in medicine that's Financial incentives that don't necessarily align up with you know your best health and I think that doctors profit off of providing people with pain pills especially when you have a
• 61:00 - 61:30 legitimate reason to want to take pain pills but I really don't think you should take them at least I don't take I I just don't I think if you have something horrible wrong with you and you're in agony all day I totally understand but for a regular thing like you hurt your back a little bit you're so now you're on oxycotton like that's what happened to me I got I got to pretty much addicted to them cuz I fill off that waterfall get everybody dud they get you get everybody it's I I can tell you the moment it happened was we had to go to dinner with my wife's
• 61:30 - 62:00 friends and I didn't want to go and we weren't drinking and I remember thinking I wonder if I double up all my pain pills that'll get me through tonight who and I did and man it was an enjoyable [ __ ] night and I smoked a little weed and I was [ __ ] perfect and next morning I woke up Leanne found out we were going camping that weekend and I reached over to get my pills cuz the first thing I did in bed grab a pill pop a pill let there for a while went over my pills were gone and Lam was at the foot of the bed she goes you're done big
• 62:00 - 62:30 boy and I was like I go hold on and this is like negotiating like junky negotiating I go hold on baby we're going camping like we're going to be we're going to be sleeping on the hard ground she goes nope she goes go get as much weed as you want drink as much as you want get through the pain that way these things are [ __ ] poison they're scary they're scary because you don't even realize what you look like to other people we went we went to Hawaii with a family one time and uh and we went to the luow I wasn't I wasn't drinking in Hawaii that trip for whatever reason and
• 62:30 - 63:00 I but I was bummed at the luau CU I was like everyone's getting like you know these my ties and I'm drinking water and I was and I looked and this mom was clearly on oxies and you watched her not out at the table and there's man when you see something like that and you're not drinking you're like thank God I'm not [ __ ] drinking I remember watching her KN out and her whole family sees it and you're and she's like but dude is what percent percentage of this country is hooked on oxies right now it's got to be a like a scary percentage I bet it's
• 63:00 - 63:30 what do you think's more oxies or zanx xanax is like Xanax is totally plausible take a Xanax you're GNA be fine my my cardiologist uh Dr gdan Shout out to Dr Gan he's a big fan of yours but he told me he said I said something about Xanax and he goes hey man I'm your doctor don't ever [ __ ] take those things I was like really goes this is the leading cause of dementia do not take [ __ ] xana is the he told me he said he was like by
• 63:30 - 64:00 the way I apologize Dr G I give you a shout out and he's like that's not my exact words Bert God damn it yeah you might have [ __ ] that up we might want to delete that no he said he said your brain it turns your brain to Mush well it's definitely not good for your brain it's one one of the most dangerous drugs to get off oh they won't they won't admit you to rehab if you if you're on benzo's right like I we took a friend to rehab one time and if one question they ask have you taken a benzo in the last 24 hours and he was like yeah and they're like nope can't take you they don't want to deal with it there's it is so dangerous to get off benzo yeah it's one of the there's only a few things
• 64:00 - 64:30 that people die if they get addicted to and then they you cut them off one of them is alcohol you know really yeah yeah if I you have to drink you have to drink like when you wake up oh yeah you you have to be a complete drunk and somehow or another your body shifts into surviving drinking alcohol or time you're killing yourself for sure but your body relies on it I forget what the mechanism is but there's an actual mechan ISM like there's some sort of a shift when your body's got so much alcohol and then when you get off
• 64:30 - 65:00 alcohol entirely you can die oh you have a stroke I don't know what the cause of death is but I know that benzos is another drug that does that when you get off of it the you can you can die like it's one of those things if you just cold turkey benzos if you're if you're popping Xanax all day long and you're like I'm done like you can die it's crazy what how how clean life is when you're not partying oh yeah like you haven't drank in two weeks mhm it's like amazing how the sky looks different the trees look different well you have more
• 65:00 - 65:30 energy so much the gym is night and day different oh yeah like I work out every day regardless ran five miles today drank last night on the plane five miles today and now I feel clean but then I go if I don't drink tonight which I doubt I probably will we talking about who we lying to Joe but if I but like the next day I feel like a million bucks you get me in the gym and I want to be on the treadmill and I get excited for [ __ ] those those [ __ ] squats you do I love those [ __ ] I got the B the the board
• 65:30 - 66:00 oh yeah get Fu SL board squats SC get a 45 [ __ ] weight in my arms do 15 of those [ __ ] and you feel it you're like that last one you want to my favorite squat to do is what's the one where you you you lean back and you squat when you're tilted back squat lean back it's called bad form like no no no no no no no it's called back injury waiting to happen lean back and squat that sounds crazy like a land mine squat or something where you have the the pole
• 66:00 - 66:30 you have the oh okay yeah land mine yeah and and you and you get deep into that [ __ ] oh yeah yeah those are great those are great for like rotational Force too oh yeah you know Viking [ __ ] you know what I'm saying I'm always impressed when a man can program his own workout really I can't yeah cuz I can't like if you I think you don't do your own workouts no I have a guy Pro program for me okay so he comes to my house and trains me every day really yeah wow so you
• 66:30 - 67:00 don't work out on your own at all uh if I work out on my own I run okay so you must like that right you get alone time you must like that I love I love getting on the treadmill by myself and just [ __ ] going yeah alone time's big so that's what I like the most about like working out by myself like I can figure out what to do I know what to do so I just program my own [ __ ] yeah I think that's impressive I tell you what to do the game changer for me and working out and I think that you know I I never
• 67:00 - 67:30 understood uh like guys like cam or David goggin and then they pushed themselves so hard and when we did that bench press competition I realized most of the time when everyone works the regular person works out they just want to get through it and be done with it they're like I know I cheated a little bit but [ __ ] it that was 12 but when you're training for something and this must be like this with mixed martial artist and with uh with all those [ __ ] you're you're train training your body for an actual event to protect yourself from other men yeah
• 67:30 - 68:00 and I was like and when I had a goal in mind I was like oh this is different like I'm doing everything he's telling me to do and I'm doing it the right way and I'm doing it to to like failure because I'm train if I know that if I do that then when I get to the day where I do the bench I can then complete the mission I'm set out to do right you got a goal I think more goal oriented workout like if they said like dude just so you know a wolf's cominging to your house in two weeks right you need to work out get ready for that wolf you'd work out so hard right
• 68:00 - 68:30 for that [ __ ] wolf yeah be like [ __ ] yeah dude I tell you about my friend in Colorado they let wolves loose near his land no yeah they just let wolves loose in Colorado um they let a bunch loose in one part of the state and then they let a bunch more loose he said it was five I don't know if that's accurate but that's what he was told and uh for what purpose just they've decided to repopulate the state with wolves and they're getting
• 68:30 - 69:00 wolves from like British Columbia big ass [ __ ] Canadian wolves are coming in and [ __ ] the elk up and uh this is outside of Aspen so these are like all these really wealthy people holy [ __ ] and they let wolves loose on their property and by the way there's livestock there these people have cattle they have they have all sorts of so far the wolves in his area haven't attacked cattle because there's an abundance of elk up there there it's a very it's a big elk Corridor where the elk migrate
• 69:00 - 69:30 and um I took a picture and uh posted it up on Instagram of a elk leg that he found just like within two weeks of them being released he they had already started killing elk on on his property so a wolf took out an elk and left the leg left the leg bone uh just laying in the snow wait how many wolves did they let go five he thinks this is what told me wolves do they release them as a pack um I don't know if they will pack up I don't know if they knew each other
• 69:30 - 70:00 before I don't know what the [ __ ] neighborhood did they grow up together from yeah so that's what we found oh [ __ ] so that's um an elk leg that's just been stripped down the lower leg no meat on it just the hoof and some some fur and [ __ ] it's laying in a bunch of just a bunch of disturbed areas it was all [ __ ] up but you could tell some [ __ ] went down so we found that piece there they they had dragged that from somewhere else but there was a carcass up there too so they they basically um
• 70:00 - 70:30 you know can kill they could probably kill one or two elk a day and they probably will do that now and so the elk population will rapidly diminish the elk have no idea they've never evolved around wolves these Elks there these elk are in like who knows how many generations with no no wolves so the United States had wolves all throughout the west and then
• 70:30 - 71:00 they eradicated them because they [ __ ] kill everything cuz they kill livestock they kill horses they pack up they get big they get big packs and then the they devastate livestock sheep herders cattle so they all murdered all the Wolves so now these people these Greenies these little Cutie Pies decided to bring back the most intelligent telepathic apex predator that operates in packs and you decide to let them loose near a ski town like congratulations why the
• 71:00 - 71:30 [ __ ] cuz be because they're cute because these are people that grew up in cities and they don't understand it's called Ballot Box biology it's a bunch of people who grew up in the city they don't know what the [ __ ] they're doing and they don't know what a wolf really is they just think wildlife's amazing and then so you've let loose apex predators in an area where nothing is prepared for them they don't these animals don't know to look for wolves never experienced a wolf before they don't have a natural instinct to run away when they
• 71:30 - 72:00 see the Wolves they don't know what the [ __ ] is going on and you can't tell wolves what to kill either of course not well here's even better the first ones they got so they had a mandate to get these they the Colorado voted they voted it to release wolves and so the governor had to get it done within a certain period of time and so they got wolves from Oregon that had been killing cattle so these wolves they captured them because they had been killing cattle and then they released them in Colorado
• 72:00 - 72:30 where they wait for it started killing cattle oh [ __ ] duh so wolves are awesome but they were making their way into Colorado by themselves they were already coming down from Wyoming there's wolves in Montana Wyoming Idaho and they were making their way down naturally but these idiots decided to accelerate the process and introduce this completely new element outside of a [ __ ] ski Town that's going to kill people's dogs for sure if they get to a healthy population you're
• 72:30 - 73:00 never going to be able to let your dog go outside yeah it's over cats dead everybody dead they're like 10 times worse than coyotes you remember coyotes just giant coyotes jump fences oh yeah and you're like there's no protecting my chickens from [ __ ] coyotes I saw a coyote jump a fence with one of my chickens in its mouth jumped a uh 6ot high rod iron fence like it was nothing bound touched the top of the fence with its feet with a chicken in its mouth and right over the top I was like who I was so delusional I thought like oh this
• 73:00 - 73:30 fence is this big they can't get over that dude one jump one jump feet feet to the top other feet to the top over the top with a chicken in his mouth all my neighbors have red lights on their fences that's the only thing that stops coyotes I say oh they won't jump over a red light I have no [ __ ] idea but they all have like it looks like a red bicycle light on every panel of their fence they're little monsters what St they're wolves too by the way they are coyotes are wolves yeah they're small wolves I remember you know it's funny the little things you remember I remember you talking about the coyotes
• 73:30 - 74:00 honey [ __ ] your dog one time yeah yeah yeah yeah I I always think that's the funniest phrase honey [ __ ] yeah they try to Honey dick your dog so they what they do is they one coyote I've told the story before but I'll say it quick I went to um this uh pet store that I used to go to and uh one of the guys that worked in the pet store yeah he was a veterinarian and he brought in uh someone had brought in this pitbull that was covered in Cuts like his whole body was like hundreds of stitches and
• 74:00 - 74:30 he's like what happened he was like I don't know he got out and then you know when when I I came home he was outside the fence and this is what he looked like so this guy they stitched the dog up and then he follows a blood trail into the woods outside of his house where he finds nine dead coyotes oh [ __ ] so they they honeydicked a you know a giant pitbull like one of them super jacked muscular pit bulls with a [ __ ] fire hydrant head the kind that are on the front of rap albums
• 74:30 - 75:00 terrifying Pitbull and this Pitbull just killed everyone they they [ __ ] with the John Wick of pit bulls and he just he just killed them all killed all the coyotes they were all just he said it looked like Vietnam he said they were just torn apart cuz once the dog killed him he's not going to stop he's going to start shaking them you know pick especially a pitbull like that that's in a blood rage that just kill fight for its life oh like it was probably so happy like so happy to do this cuz pit bulls just want to fight all the time
• 75:00 - 75:30 I've been wanting to do this every [ __ ] day pumped it was a guy has Jiu-Jitsu black belt and a drunk grab and was like thank you thank you I've been practicing for this my whole life but you imagine the scene you imagine the scene just walk see just dead coyotes just ripped apart just throats torn open guts hanging out legs broken cuz this dog if a dog like that bites a coyote's leg that leg's
• 75:30 - 76:00 broken that's a shattered leg that leg doesn't work anymore the poundage that pit bulls bite is [ __ ] wild prop you know what a wolf is it's like five times stronger are you [ __ ] me yeah that's how that's how crazy these retards are that let loose these Apex telepathic super Predators into a ski Town filled with super rich people and the super rich people right now they're finding out about this they're freaking the [ __ ] out I bet they are oh yeah all my my buddy who lives out there all his
• 76:00 - 76:30 neighbors they're all trying to figure out what they can do you know they're all collared too so there's an app and you can get on the app and find out where the monsters are yeah you want to get scared I got to get that out walking how about you're walking and then you see the [ __ ] app is showing you there behind you sh all five of them behind you and you're with your family but maybe you voted on that because you think wolves are amazing that's Little Red Riding Hood
• 76:30 - 77:00 bro that's we can track these on track them on an app that's kind of cool it's kind of cool to know where the monsters are but they they do that with sharks great white sharks but these uh people in the neighborhood are all tracking these wolves so they're all freaking out because these wolves are like circling their homes circling their property [ __ ] W some of them have gone right through uh Fields with cattle and not done anything about it yeah they don't even understand why they haven't attacked any cattle yet um but these are ones that are outside of Aspen so um the ones that
• 77:00 - 77:30 they brought in from Oregon that's not outside of Aspen that's a different spot those are the ones that were they were depredation tags they were they were already uh killing Wildlife or they were killing cattle what state do you think has the most Predators like Australia has the most predators in the world in in our country yeah I'd say Alaska for sure Florida oh yeah that's a good call Florida Florida for sure Florida now cuz you brought in reptiles yeah 100%
• 77:30 - 78:00 Florida has more pythons uh in it in the Everglades than all the rest of the world yeah do you see those kids that go in you see those kids that dive in and grab them I had P found python cowboy on the show he brought me a don't we have a python head laying right here somewhere something oh look at that look at that yeah Apex prer Florida is jacked no one even comes close to Florida even close wait wait wait wait Maine Maine why do Maine what is
• 78:00 - 78:30 it Vermont Vermont um that's got right okay so the the one with the boot this is not good guys the the boot is Massachusetts right or no that's New York yeah hold on we're so stupid you know who could draw the whole map by by hand Al Franken Vermont Vermont Vermont okay yeah it's Massachusetts is Vermont with the hook okay so Vermont Predators yeah what predators are in Vermont that must be like wolverines and [ __ ] oh red and gray
• 78:30 - 79:00 foxes coyotes black bears Fishers Bobcats and red and gray foxes with wolves and links also present although the later are rare ladder good God interesting I remember I I I said the other day on Instagram I was I had my hose all wrapped up and I was like I don't know if this is from because I'm from Florida but I never put my hand into a hose bucket without kicking it a couple times when you say I got my hose all wrapped up I thought you had your ladies making money my hose doesn't make Mone wrapped
• 79:00 - 79:30 up they're making that money I got my hose wrapped up um do you have you ever had rattlesnake on your property out here you have yeah uh out here we've had one um um one of my neighbors had a couple of coral snakes in her garage those are scary coral snakes are the ones that look like uh red and black it's beautiful black and yellow killer fellow red and what is that red white and blue I don't know America he's cool I don't know what the
• 79:30 - 80:00 but my old house in California there was a bunch of them your old house was in the in the wilderness yeah I was I was in a place where there was a lot of red touches yellow kill a fellow red touches black venom lack what does that mean uh there's no Venom oh to help identify venomous coral snakes oh I see some coral snakes are not venomous no it's a it's a oh yeah that's it looked like it's no it's a king snake a Scarlet king snake is harmless coral snakes are deadly okay so
• 80:00 - 80:30 and so we had both in Florida I think so you never got near either of them but that go back to that image Jamie the one in the top red touches yellow kill a fellow that's it so that's the one that'll kill it red touches black Scarlet King Snake harmless interesting I'm not going to roll the dice on that I would not remember this I would [ __ ] that up be like that thing looks like it will [ __ ] for sure kill you red touches black step back what yellow yellow black touches yellow killer fellow that's the one that's all you
• 80:30 - 81:00 have to remember red touches yellow killer fellow black and yellow black and yellow that's red touches yellow [ __ ] that creature um so my friend uh she had two of them in her in her garage yeah not good but um my old house my remember do you remember did you ever meet Frank you never met Frank your pre I used to have this Pitbull named Frank Sinatra and Frank would I only knew Johnny Frank killed killed everything everything that got in that yard was dead really yeah he was a psycho and uh he would kill
• 81:00 - 81:30 rattlesnakes all the time so he'd get bit all the time so [ __ ] like wait how did he not get bit he got bit every time so i' have I have to keep bringing him to the [ __ ] vet I brought him to the vet like at least three times and one time I had to bring him twice because he got to the he had been stung he had been bitten by rattlesnake so many times that he had developed some sort of an immunity so I brought him the first time and we're all we're at the was super friendly he was the sweetest dog loved everybody but like vicious with snakes and lizards lizards are like
• 81:30 - 82:00 his video game he would like jump on the walls to try to get the lizards that were craw crawling the walls he would leap [ __ ] leap into the air try to get these lizards so uh I brought him to the vet and the vet's like I don't see a puncture Mark and he's not swelling so I wouldn't worry about it and I'm like wow how the [ __ ] did you kill that snake and not get bit and then I brought him back to the house and then his Fu face his face immediately swo back up again so then I had to bring him back to the vet and the vet's like he's been stung he's been bit so many times that he probably
• 82:00 - 82:30 has some sort of immunity Jesus yeah it's a coral snake too that doesn't go by the Ryme that is soti one the most venomous snakes in the world God I would assumed that would [ __ ] you up kills king cobras apparently it kills king cobra look how beautiful it is blue coral somewhere there's some idiot in Florida in a death metal band that wants this and he's going to have it in his house until he can't feed it anymore he's like little fella got let you go and he's going to let it loose and it's going to go in the [ __ ] Everglades and then you're going to have half a million of them there the uh you know
• 82:30 - 83:00 slash had poison the snakes in his house of course he did look and and then there was an earthquake oh great I read that I think I read that in one of their books I talked to slash once about it they got out and I think they got out and they had to send someone in the house to I can't remember exactly but he there was an earthquake and he had like a cobra oh God yeah there's I I don't understand I mean I understand wanting to have a snake but poison the snakes I can't ride my head around no no you can never touch it you can never play with it [ __ ] all snakes how about that how about all that
• 83:00 - 83:30 how about snakes are the reason why we wear clothes a snake tricked Eve into eating that [ __ ] apple and now we're ruined all right now we have to have Jesus come save us you definitely look like you would have gone through a lizard phase though no well I listen I had one idea that was the dumbest idea the guy on Cops the snake eye what is going going on the cop doesn't got snakes [ __ ] I was oh this is the wrong cop to pull a snake out with
• 83:30 - 84:00 yeah you're right I'll stand right here now wait a minute you don't understand how many there are dude you see all them snakes right there yeah you see them snakes right there yeah they're my babies I care more about them snakes than I do a human life just like that man this makes me more look she already out the door he like uhhuh sure thing buddy so I had this one idea once uh I had this house that was like
• 84:00 - 84:30 it had like a center Courtyard and I was going to seal off the center Courtyard and get a crocodile monitor bad ass [ __ ] Monitor and and feed it rabbits and have like a Wild Kingdom in the center of my house I love it so it's was going to set up trees cuz it had like open air so I was like I'm going to set up a canopy trap it in there like a greenhouse make it nice and warm so it's his environment put trees up everywhere and they just let [ __ ] loose and watch yeah then I was like that's so [ __ ] up
• 84:30 - 85:00 it's like and then I started thinking like what's wrong with you like if I started thinking about me going like I didn't like me like imagine taking someone one of your friends over your house and you have a a murder sanctuary in the center of centerpiece of your home oh the atrium of your home is just like you watch animals just get slaughtered they have no chance of Escape unlike the wild oh the wild the rabbit can get away dude we used to in our fraternity my buddy Mason had a a big python and they'd buy rats and they
• 85:00 - 85:30 put money on it and they'd put them in the corners and put the python in the center and they have the benches from our our cafeteria lined up it'd be in a square and we bet on which one he'd eat first and it was crazy Bratz would go right up to the snake's face and touch the snake's face snake snake wouldn't even [ __ ] touch it and then all of a sudden just you'd see him coil up yeah they just make their move I had a savannah monitor I had a I had a uh iguana savannah monitor at mice and then the mon the uh iguana just nothing it
• 85:30 - 86:00 just that's that those those rats that they fed that snake or those mice they fed that snake those things are just R bread in captivity they have no fear they don't know they don't know what's going to hurt them and what's not going to hurt them nothing's nothing's ever hurt them everything's just fed them yeah and then all of a sudden serpent my dog caught a squirrel my dog I have two bull mastiffs Mac the big one has been I mean his he's wanted to catch a squirrel the same way I've wanted to
• 86:00 - 86:30 have anal sex with my wife like he wants it every [ __ ] day and then he caught a squirrel and I think it would be the same as if I had anal sex with my wife it was way messier than he thought he thought it was going to be a fun game and he broke it in half and was throwing it and then it wasn't moving and he'd move it and I was like oh buddy you should have never got what you wanted he was like this isn't Fun any I looked at him he's just like what the [ __ ] I guess I'll eat grass now yeah clean his mouth out squir my two bull mastiffs caught
• 86:30 - 87:00 the uh what's the possum oh who was killing our chickens possums killed chickens possum killed our chickens three chickens like I'm almost saying like back to back to back of course they do they look like Predators I mean they have a predator mouth and my two bullmastiffs caught a posum and they tortured this thing I'm talking Al-Qaeda beheading video in our while we were out to dinner and we got home and Furniture
• 87:00 - 87:30 was moved around and this [ __ ] posum was soaking wet I mean they have must have thrown this thing around the room and it was just in the corner playing dead it was still alive oh yeah and the dogs were just [ __ ] ragd alling it how is it still alive I I don't know we had to well we had to catch it the is [ __ ] huge yeah they were just toying with it I think they were just [ __ ] throw him around they had him cornered in in the fact we had to dat a bucket and you can't kill possums in this County of LA it's illegal to kill a
• 87:30 - 88:00 posum that's hilarious I know that's so funny you know you can kill coyotes no in la oh yeah uh are you being serious yeah because we have a den of coyotes that come back through our backyard at times coyotes are like rats dude that's how they I don't think they're like rats let me just be real clear I think they're cool but I wanted to kill one I wanted to kill them when they killed all my uh chickens they killed all my [ __ ] chickens I have a hoid bow with a 69 lb tension that would light a [ __ ] KY I've been wanting to hunt something yeah yeah don't shoot your
• 88:00 - 88:30 neighbors dude uh California laws allows for the killing of fur bearing mammal that is injuring property at any time and in any manner any manner however animal cruelty laws prohibit maliciously and intentionally maming mutilating torturing wounding or killing an animal there I go wait a minute prohibit intentionally killing an animal so how can you have a law that allows for killing a fur bearing mammal that is injuring property at any time in any manner but they also have a law that
• 88:30 - 89:00 prohibits intentionally killing an animal it's got to be doing injurying it says maliciously so you'd be angry wait hold on am I saying the word posum wrong a possums no I say it opposum I think is the right way to say it it's like it's like did you know it's it's wheel barrow it's not Barrel uhuh it's wheel barrow interesting yeah uh makes it illegal to intentionally and maliciously kill an animal but intentionally and
• 89:00 - 89:30 maliciously are different things like if you're killing an animal to protect your dog the the key oh here it is the key difference lies in the intent and manner of killing killing an AUM that is causing damage to property is one thing but torturing or inflicting unnecessary suffering is a different man okay that makes sense I think my dogs broke the law here is a guy was uh convicted and sentenced for torturing an AP posum to death including beating burning and hanging it from a noose okay that's a little bit much a lot much in another case sound a hate CRI Father and Son
• 89:30 - 90:00 were arrested for allegedly killing an a possum but the arrests were later deemed unlawful and the city settled a lawsuit with the family for $400,000 okay consider contacting a professional pest control operator or Wildlife removal service yeah I mean I'm not too worried about possums but in our old house we had are to be worried about I'd [ __ ] light up a CO coyote they're to be worried about small dog I need them to be exactly 25 yards away from me though
• 90:00 - 90:30 yeah cuz I don't yeah that's all I'm like I'm only scoped out from from my porch to the fire pit don't you have a adjustable site no I have four sights I didn't really learn that much about bow hunting with Cam I just shot a couple times but I I know that like one sight is for that distance one sight's for that distance right and I don't even need the second site in my backyard like my backyard is not that big right right um You should go somewhere where you could practice like they have a good one they have a good one in uh I think in I
• 90:30 - 91:00 it's over in a park they have a whole archery range oh nice yeah yeah you should go there I get weird with that [ __ ] I have you know I have weird issues about like uh joining in or doing something new like getting into a spin class and I've never met anyone I just kind of like doing in my backyard doing in the backyard is fun but just for your own um ability to get better at it you really should stretch out your distance yeah cuz what happens is there's little tiny errors in your form that don't show up at 20 yards that'll show up at 60 yards and you got to find out what those
• 91:00 - 91:30 are like I don't I always shoot at 85 yards you shoot at 85 yards 85 yards in at your house yeah I said 85 yards is a a distance I would never shoot an animal at and if I could be super accurate at 85 yards when an animals at 50 yards it feels to me like a a Chip Shot like I can just nail it cuz I'm always shooting long dist distances so at a long distance any little deviation or twerk like torque of
• 91:30 - 92:00 your hand oh yeah it can make a big difference in how the the arrow goes off and at 70 yards it might be four five six Ines to the left to the right up down it's spread out and you want to tighten it up like this you want to get that group like a softball that's what I want I want a softball at 85 yards that's what I know I can go hunting yeah when I can get a soft ball at 85 yards I'm dialed I'm dialed I've been shooting I've been shooting from a a higher platform too is that bad that's very good that's very good
• 92:00 - 92:30 especially if you ever have to go uh hunting in a tree stand tree stand hunting is very difficult so uh I've only done it once my good friend John Dudley took me to his uh Farm in Iowa uh John actually taught me a lot about archery too like most of what I know about like form and technique I learned from John and uh anyway John has this amazing setup in Iowa and you go up in these tree stands and you you you have to like Buckle yourself in with like a safety wire or a safety rope and you know you're sitting there like all day
• 92:30 - 93:00 you sit all day all day it's freezing it's November it's in Iowa it's [ __ ] 3° you're sitting there freezing your [ __ ] dick off and sometimes you have these um giant suits that you put over your whole body and zip up like you're a giant burrito a fur almost like a sleeping bag and you're and you're sober and you're not doing anything but just waiting yeah you can't be drunk you can't be listening a you really shouldn't you want to hear you want to hear branches snapping you want to hear the little cracks the
• 93:00 - 93:30 little sounds little that's what you're listening for guys even wear these things called Walker game ears and Walker game ears or it's almost like a hearing aid and you put them in and you crank it up and you can hear things like way Amplified way Amplified that you like there's uh certain uh headphones you wear if you go to uh like a a gun range that s that they tune out any sound that's over a certain pitch like a
• 93:30 - 94:00 certain volume but amplify other sounds so you can hear people talking like from Way Away really yeah way stronger like ability to hear but then the gun it cuts out the sound when it gets to a dangerous so every gun is like tac tac tac tac tac tac but the sound of other people is still present so you could talk at a gun range you don't have to have like full ear the foam ones stuffed in there where you have to pull like at tan tactical they always use those you pull you have to pull them out to talk to people these
• 94:00 - 94:30 you can kind so these guys wear things like that so they can hear everything in the forest wow they can hear every little sound because when a deer's coming in they come in slowly they like they're all wey and [ __ ] they're stepping on the grass they're moving around and you might just hear something just a rustle and you're like where's it and you see him oh [ __ ] there he is there he is and then you got to get your bow so you're waiting all day for one moment and you're shooting down cuz like the animals like they're down like below you or like you're at a like sharp angle
• 94:30 - 95:00 so you have to have like a range compensating an angle compensating range fighter because the shot might be 40 yards but it actually might be 20 yards because you're shooting straight down so you're shooting straight down your your the way your arrow is going to drop it's not going to be as affected by gravity so like if you're shooting 40 yards on a flat plane the arrow is going to Arc and it's going to drop so over the course of the 40 yards if your arrows going 290 ft per second which is a good speed it's
• 95:00 - 95:30 going to slowly drop until it gets to 40 yards so you have that's why your range like you set up the pin you move it to where the arrow is going to be when it finally gets there at 40 yards you'll know can you move your own pin oh yeah yeah yeah oh I need camera have I have a wheel the it's set up that like I have what's called a spot hog a fast Eddy and it's got two pins on it and one pin will be at 20 yards the other pin will be at 35 yards and then I
• 95:30 - 96:00 move it down and then the one pin is at 50 yards and the other pin is at like 75 yards oh that's not mine or 65 yard mine just got four four different sites oh okay yeah so mine is an adjustable one that's on a wheel and that's what you need because like you with the rain like say if a deer's coming in you're in a tree stand you you look and you're like that's pretty far away but it's pretty far like this straight down so pretty far straight down your Arrow's not going to drop as much as if you were shooting straight if you're shooting straight it's going to go Bo and then so you have
• 96:00 - 96:30 to have a rangefinder that figures out out for you and it says even though that's 40 yards away the angle compensation is actually 26 yards so you have to dial your [ __ ] to 26 yards and then you'll be perfect have you ever have you ever gone fishing with a bow no I have not but it looks amazing it is so [ __ ] looks so it looks fun too though it's fun but it's it's difficult because of the reflection you've got to shoot like six Ines below it right yeah well I don't know cuz I never got one so yeah I
• 96:30 - 97:00 was and I was a little drunk I was like I was like this will be easy I think you have to shoot s it's refra ref refraction right yeah yeah I think you have to shoot below what you see yeah yeah the I that's a mind [ __ ] it I couldn't I I when we sat out there it was salmon all over you could see them it was yeah and I [ __ ] must have taken a hundred shots oh man that must have been so fun it was fun but you know was that that is that like a recurve bow or is that a bow with a release do you have a release uh
• 97:00 - 97:30 I don't remember I was I think it was I think it was a I think it was a compound bow oh okay I think so yeah that's better compound bow you could be more accurate so with a compound bow like I don't know how to aim with a recurve bow at all I've I've only shot one like three or four times ever and I went on this uh trip to laai with my family and one of the things that they had was like this little archery lesson you could take archery classes and shoot at the little targets and they had Recurve Bows I'd never shot a bow without a sight before so I was like trying to like line
• 97:30 - 98:00 it up how you line up where the F how do you know where the Arrow's going to go that's the only bows I've ever shot like a recurve yeah recurve I shot a recurve bow we did uh like Archer lessons in Italy and so we were a different you know how like those Hills they like almost like Steps MH and so they'd have but it was weird cuz the recurve bow was such that you had to hold it kind of like an angle an angle so that the arrow stays on the during the pandemic I got the girls both recurve bows and we would shoot in the backyard all the time it's fun it's definitely fun but it's it's
• 98:00 - 98:30 kind of like throwing a rock or or like throwing a baseball like you've you've got to like have a feel for where that baseball's going to go at 30 yards at 40 yards at 50 you know like if you had to throw a baseball and hit a tree you would know okay I got to throw it a little harder you get a feel so that's different than regular archery like or excuse me compound archery cuz compound you're basically relying on the site and the technique like you you dial it in you get that pin it's at 42 yards and
• 98:30 - 99:00 then you're just going through your shot process you're just staying steady and making sure you go through your shot process perfect so that when the shot breaks the arrow goes exactly where you want to but with a recurve like you have to practice all the time because you have to have that feel you have to have a feel and know where that arrow is going to go like you're you're looking down the shaft of your Arrow but your accuracy is greatly diminished compared to like a compound bow I haven't shot my re I only
• 99:00 - 99:30 shot shoot my compound bow now but I haven't shot my recurve bow with the little wristlet thing cam gave me i' like to do that CU I I use always just my fingers well that's an interesting thing so use a release on a recurve I'm sure people do that you'd have to put a d-loop on it though you put or no I guess not you could hold it from the top or the bottom that would be better yeah that would definitely be better so you definitely get a more consistent release but people want to be primitive you know like the real psychos what happens is guys the highest level of bow hunting is
• 99:30 - 100:00 guys go after like elk and deer with a recurve bow my friend Aaron Schneider did that for a couple years he only shot because he's like a elite Hunter like an Elite Bow Hunter but what's the ultimate poundage of a recurve bow what's the highest it can go it's you're not getting it nearly the amount of kinetic energy so the kinetic energy you would get from a compound bow like Aaron's a big guy he's pretty act and so like his bow is like an 82 85 lb bow probably and he's a big guy so he's probably got a
• 100:00 - 100:30 30in draw somewhere around then so he's getting insane amounts of kinetic energy in these arrows that was just blowing through everything that's the craziest part of getting uh fitted for a bow cuz I was always like I was always come here I was like Joe let me shoot your bow and you're like it's not that easy cuz it's set up for a person yeah it's set up for your wingspan like you're you're taller than me so you're what is your your do you know where your draw length is uh no cam did all of it and I was just listening your draw length is probably 292 maybe 30 in mine's 28 so 2 I used to
• 100:30 - 101:00 have 28 and a half and then I dropped down to 28 and I adjusted a few things and I feel like the more tension at the end like the further back you are like I know guys who want extra energy and so they're what's called overdrawn so they maybe should have a 27 in draw but they have a 29 in draw and they have the release way back here wow so they're shooting things totally different you would never tell anybody to do that but some guys get really good doing that and
• 101:00 - 101:30 then they just stick with it like it's all about repeatability but cam taught me like cam is a he's smaller than his draws a little bit smaller than mine his is 27 and he had a longer draw he started out with a longer draw as well but then brought when he like for him it's Al ultimate thing is accuracy and he's like when your your bow is more tense more taut and there's more tension on it if it's a shorter draw length you're more accurate you want to get it perfect you want to exactly what your
• 101:30 - 102:00 frame is and for me it seems like 28 Ines is the right the right number I had I had one of my most manly moments of my entire life in that [ __ ] bow in that bow store yeah it's a very manly Place dude they were Cam's like uh they had me set for like a 40 lb you know bow and I go okay and he was like I go what do you guys shoot like you and Rogan he was like 80 lbs I think it was like but you said said 90 oh okay so it's 90 so cam goes cam goes I go is that one tough to draw pull back and he was like yeah and
• 102:00 - 102:30 I was like I try and he was like okay so he pulls it and brings it over you know all the bow guys are there so I H and I pull it back and Kim goes hold on hold on hang on takes the bow off and he puts it and he measures it he's like there's no way he did that and he measured the test he goes God damn it he goes all right let's move over to 69 you're a strong dude man you were talking about how you bench press what did you what are you bench pressing now 325 325 for how many just one that's impressive that's a lot of weight it's dangerous
• 102:30 - 103:00 for your shoulders though that's why I don't like it it's not it's not sustainable and there's no reason to do it because as I did it I gained weight like I gained weight I gained 10 PBS yeah like this is going to sound so silly and you know me so well that you're going to laugh when I say this but like my jackets weren't fitting no I'm sure you got thick for shoulders and my chest and my my biceps my triceps everything in the jacket just wouldn't a year ago when you were at the club I was calling you jack Berke remember I like CU you want stage I go dude you look different now it's not as funny when you
• 103:00 - 103:30 take your shirt off cuz I'm like he's [ __ ] jacked you look like a football player you look like a big like a tank Abbot that's what you look likefucker he was a bad [ __ ] I was I was pretty skinny in the special not skinny but like I was in good shape in the special tanned really tanned special outfit bro tank Abbot he put like UFC on the map dude that early generation of guys were so charismatic I mean I mean when you look like Frank uh what's his name Shamrock Frank Shamrock
• 103:30 - 104:00 hoist Gracie tank Abbot Ken Shamrock Ken Shamrock dude that was like that was like the Fry oh yeah oh yeah yeah you know we were I was where were we just at the other day I wonder was UFC with my wife and she was and I was saying to her she was like so so that was your first her first one live oh yeah have you seen one you saw one live at the Apex I saw I saw one live at uh Madison Square Garden oh that's right that's right that was a good one too yeah but we sat we I bought
• 104:00 - 104:30 the tickets so we sat up in the nose bed that made me angry don't ever buy tickets I know but I'm never going to ask you for something me know I get I get angry when people ask you for [ __ ] cuz you're so generous with everyone that that I feel bad you called and you said do you want tickets and I was like you first of all you're like are you going to UFC and I was like I'm not going to say I don't want to sound you told me you were going to slap fight I'm like okay you're here yeah like I I didn't know if you were set up yet no and and I wasn't going to ask Dana for tickets come on and then you're like oh let me get you tickets and then you go
• 104:30 - 105:00 UFC's got better tickets dude that was a [ __ ] fever dream that night it was me and Theo I don't think I've laughed harder with an individual in my [ __ ] life no there's no one better than Theo for can we get that lighter for a hang just talking [ __ ] being silly it was me him and my wife the whole time they were like cuz we went to slap fight together then we went to UFC together sat next to Taylor sat next to Max Crosby sat next to Mel Gibson Taylor Sheridan look at that Mario Lopez what a [ __ ] crew the
• 105:00 - 105:30 guys are like like Max and and Taylor lean what a [ __ ] crew Taylor Lewan is the one who did me the bench press bet with him and B with the boys he was like he saw me try to get 300 he was like you can't get 300 bro we went gambling with him and Jamie and Shane and all these and Dana White in Vegas and I watched him be down Dana was betting for him Dana was telling him what to bet and they have this system okay whatever but he's up he's up like a considerable
• 105:30 - 106:00 amount of money over the course of all the times they've been gambling but they gamble heavy very and Jamie and I were getting severe anxiety they were down $125,000 in the first five minutes do you remember that yeah how scary was that I tried to I was like a let me jump in with you guys he's like don't don't don't dude I I was gonna I was I was like let me get a marker I'll hop out now I've never gotten a marker I got a marker one time with Tommy for what do you have to do do you have to give me your credit card oh it's they've got to do a [ __ ]
• 106:00 - 106:30 bank transfer it takes a long time to get a marker a bank transfer unless you've done it before yeah I dude it took me an hour and a half to get a [ __ ] marker how do you get a bank transfer in the middle of the night you have to call your bank I don't think you can get a marker unless you've already had that established earlier and you had established no I hadn't me and Tommy were there and Tommy's like get a marker so I was like okay so I ask for marker and it took forever they' go through my financial guy and then they came in Financial guys around in Vegas they called him they called him at home at work it was like Tommy and I Tommy and I were doing it when we uh did the Super
• 106:30 - 107:00 Bowl like two years ago oh so it was daytime it was daytime okay and so Tommy had already gotten his marker and I it took me forever to get a marker I got a $50,000 marker and dude I got so nervous I bet $1,000 lost 300 and I was like I'm done dude I such a [ __ ] remember being poor too well I do it's not it's not gambling is not fun unless it Sparkles unless there's like a unless there's Terror yeah it's not fun when you're like you know 20 bucks 50 bucks exactly I got to bet 50,000 all of
• 107:00 - 107:30 that money on something to feel it but I love I love the feeling but the feeling is not worth it to lose the money the losing the money holy [ __ ] Dana White when we got there what was he down $600,000 something like that yeah he was down $600,000 and uh he stayed all night and he was there till like 5:00 in the morning and he got it back and was up $600,000 when he left he gambles he plays backarat hard he is a blackjack backarat too that's his new
• 107:30 - 108:00 game we did Tommy and I did a podcast with him and uh bet more what's that $500,000 what is I don't even know what that is what is bakarat I know the name I think it's like a Chinese Blackjack oh if I had to like it was on a Qui quiz show someone explained bakarat be like [ __ ] I should [ __ ] know that Ricky tiabi I don't know I know what craps is I know how that works I don't know how it works no I do not know like the rules like
• 108:00 - 108:30 what is the c line and all that [ __ ] I don't I know what it is CRA is just a simple game they throw the dice but all the different the C and this the [ __ ] lines and I don't know what's going on oh it's craps is simple really honestly craps is a very it's not simple yeah but it's it's basically roll the dice whatever that number is you just got to roll it again and then everyone get a bet on whether you're not going to roll it whether you are going to roll it and then they can bet on the other numbers that you might roll before you roll your second number and then there's a r two
• 108:30 - 109:00 rolls that get you out and then if you roll those at the beginning you get money it's a simple game technically not as simple as Blackjack but back one that you like you get your wife to kiss the dice and then you throw it get her to throw it for you and she gets on a hot streak dude we got on a hot streak on a boat one time me and my buddy Cowhead and our buddy Pete and we were [ __ ] we were rolling hot and [ __ ] people are Lo making a lot of money and we're talking I'm on my 20th roll and I'm hitting them and hitting them and hitting them and I grab him one time I go to roll and the dealer guy hits my
• 109:00 - 109:30 hands with the [ __ ] stick and I go what and he goes Miss roll and I go and then I rolled a crapped out of seven and I was like [ __ ] that I go [ __ ] that and then the guy goes all right I'm out and he just clocked out and walked away and I [ __ ] me and my buddy Pete made him apologize to us why did he say it was a bad role he just it they try to [ __ ] up your flow they don't want to they don't want your flow to [ __ ] oh they don't want you to stay hot yeah you're hot let's [ __ ] it up what is this this is a world record [ __ ] for 4 and a half hours straight
• 109:30 - 110:00 what yeah I mean the amount of money and the energy at that table would have been insane been bonkers the fun is the [ __ ] you say as you roll the 4 hours and 18 minutes later deoro had rolled a world record for craps rolls she rolled 154 times the odds of accomplishing this are 1 in 1.56 trillion do you know how much money she paid made the people at that table what does that mean so she roll the same number every time no it means that she didn't roll a seven after her
• 110:00 - 110:30 come out roll for that many rolls she may have rolled a seven but if you roll a seven on your come out roll then you get paid see this is why it's confusing they try to pretend it's not confusing it's not confusing yeah but you have to do it once a little bit of money and then you kind of bat's the rough one Dana said Dana said he goes take out I think he said 275 ,000 marker to me and Tommy he's like and I was going to be in Vegas I go he goes Bert take out a $275,000 marker come play back rout with
• 110:30 - 111:00 me I'll double your money and I was like I was like if you just nay nay sir Tom's like do it and leam wouldn't let me do it she's like no [ __ ] way she's GNA you're goingon to lose it and he's gonna be like ah I didn't see that coming or you're gonna like get addicted to doing that and you're going to want to do it all the time that's what she sees coming she sees it coming like she sees everything else she's like no oh big guy give me those pills I got the ick on all of it yeah she's right she's right I mean look
• 111:00 - 111:30 Danny's got a lot of money he makes a lot of money he can do that he likes doing that it works somehow or another it wouldn't work for me no it's not my thing it's not my thing but for some people like he loves living in Vegas he loves playing he loves Vegas loves it loves it he's got the town wired you know why wouldn't he love it you know the sports there all the time we got the UFC Pi there so there's fights there almost you I mean every month there's a fight at the the the Apex at least what's can I tell you the craziest
• 111:30 - 112:00 experience of of that whole thing other than meeting Mill Gibson which was a dream he was the sweetest guy he a nice guy he was the nice guy I told you I met him on the plane and flying here and then he walked by me like when he we left at the plane he's like maybe I'll see you this weekend I was like hopefully and then when he walked into UFC he came over grabbed my leg he's like what's up big guy and I was like and the guys next to me are like you D you know Mel Gibson I was like yeah but the coolest coolest part was um the [ __ ] guy ariya
• 112:00 - 112:30 Manuel that watching the character from Entourage be himself because I sat right behind him and he was just he's the guy he's much more reasonable the character but he's still a character oh he's definitely a character yeah nice guy he's a nice guy him and uh Peter Berg were were right up right in front of me in Le I love that dude Peter ber have you been watching American Prime Evil of course [ __ ] [ __ ] me [ __ ] God Peter BG's a great dude and he was a great actor do
• 112:30 - 113:00 you remember Aspen extreme yeah he he's he was great in the in the show too he's great in American primeval he's great he's been at a bunch of movies but I think like he really shines as a filmmaker you know wait what's the movie what's the TV show Gary obin's in right now not black doves I don't know it's an apple it's an apple Joe this is the best damn show out there Apple's making some banging shows man slow horses have you seen it no Joe slow horses is Gary oldman's best work yet in my opinion
• 113:00 - 113:30 really he is so [ __ ] good and it is such a great show damn slow horses on Netflix it's what's what's great about these shows oh no on Apple like the English or or slow horses or black doves is there's six episodes but it's a six episode Arc so it's not just like episodic like we remember like uh like old drama's being where the whole thing happened in the hour and then and then you never have to watch that again brand new one the whole thing happens in an hour there there are these episode arcs
• 113:30 - 114:00 where it starts off telling a story and you pay out by the last episode much like pey blinders right pey blinders would would they were great Standalone episodes but that episode it was so addictive that's what the streamers have changed the way we're taking in content because you start if you start slow horses tonight you'll watch all six and then then you'll be like honey we're watching all of these tomorrow really it's so [ __ ] good oo oh Gary oldman's awesome Gary Oldman he's the third best
• 114:00 - 114:30 vampire movie is his Dracula oh his Dracula his Dracula was very good it was very good wait are you a Dracula guy love Dracula who you like more Dracula or the werewolf werewolves Werewolves they're the most fun it's the most fun like just some poor dude yeah he like the moon Chang he like [ __ ] and just waking up covered in blood like what happened like the idea of it is just so crazy I just always loved werewolf movies what happened to bonio Del Toros that was a good one it was
• 114:30 - 115:00 good it just petered out it was there was some real Great Moments in it the we played it a bunch of times but the one when they're in the theater the medical theater and he's trying to convince this guy that the guy's insane he's like I'm here to show you that he will not turn into a wolf he thinks you will you know and so they have him strapped up it's like I'm going to kill you oh this body start [ __ ] it's an amazing transformation scene but Rick Baker did that film the same guy that did American
• 115:00 - 115:30 Werewolf in London yeah it's the you know the the werewolf that we have in the lobby that's the greatest werewolf movie of all time no question because it's John Landis it's actually funny there's funny moments in it it's really [ __ ] good it's a good movie they did a great job of only showing the wolf like a little bit so you're really scared when you actually see it they don't like get you numb to the thing being there so this is the theater scene he starts
• 115:30 - 116:00 changing so this is like they did a combination of CGI and makeup so the thing about CGI is like right there that's CGI CGI you kind of know it's CGI there's The Uncanny Valley effect right yeah and so when he fully transforms in the scenes where he's attacking people he an actor he's bonio Delo but with all these Prosthetics on and it looks much more realistic like the way it moves the
• 116:00 - 116:30 way it behaves like when he goes after these people it seems well go back up so you can see it rip the guy's heart [Laughter] out oh he threw the dude through the window his back up a little bit before that is when he tears the guy apart look at
• 116:30 - 117:00 this it seems to be locks oh my God see so when it's a dude in a costume with all the fur on it the the way it moves is just they can't quite fix that in CGI it's not quite there yeah it
• 117:00 - 117:30 still gives you that thing where there's a suspension of disbelief but when they use you know when they use makeup like like they did in American Werewolf in London and like re like the transformation scene American Werewolf in London do you remember that one yeah yeah the guy's in the bedroom yeah or in the living room and he just starts [ __ ] and his back pops up and he out and starts getting aren't they playing aren't they playing like CCR and that yeah I think it's bad moon where wolf in London no I think it's bad moon on the rise there a bad
• 117:30 - 118:00 moon on the rise God damn yeah I need I could use a new werewolf you know what they were doing they're doing the guy who did NOS verado is going to do a werewolf movie now no [ __ ] they were gonna do a series of all the horror movies and it started with the mummy with Tom Cruz they had one set up for Johnny Depp but the mummy with Tom Cruz is not the mummy the scary mummy from like when we were kids yeah but they were all reimagined like I took a meeting with that whatever that studio was and there were because they always
• 118:00 - 118:30 wanted a comedic actor in it for the one that in the mummy it was Jake uh Jake gu's such a great actor and I'm [ __ ] flaking on his name he was in New Girl Jake Johnson Jake Johnson Jake Johnson is funny as [ __ ] he is a great actor and he was the comedic relief in the mummy and uh and they were going to do that with each of them so they had one set up for for uh for Johnny Depp they had them set up for big stars everyone was
• 118:30 - 119:00 getting their own wasn't it Brandon Frasier originally he was in the the original mummy original original yeah and then it was the rock oh that's right that's right yeah and then it was Tom Cruz I love Brandon Frasier's Revival isn't it amazing dude isn't it great when a guy comes back and not just comes back but comes back and kills in a movie and then like has this like heartfelt speech where he's like tearing up and crying and like everybody loves him again that must have felt awful for that
• 119:00 - 119:30 guy he was this giant movie star he was in all these giant films and then for whatever reason he just kind of like faded away he got me too is that what happened he's but by a dude a dude tried to [ __ ] touch him and he stood up to the guy was like hey man you go [ __ ] yourself the guy's like I'll ruin your career if I'm obviously my memory is whatever the [ __ ] it is but yeah that he came out and he said you know I was I was black ball cuz I got [ __ ] called a dude out um let's find out if that's true yeah find out that's true we might have to edit that out allegedly allegedly allegedly is a
• 119:30 - 120:00 great word the uh but it's it's crazy those uh I saw something with Mickey roor I mean he said it that's what he said yeah okay Mickey RoR said uh he hadn't worked for 13 years and Mickey RoR was the man POA grenwich Village oh Angel Heart Angel Heart shut the [ __ ] up yeah dude was a didn't he do the uh the one with the ice cube on the stomach the blue dream or blue right with Kim
• 120:00 - 120:30 Basinger and it was like the ultimate sex movie and like they they what was it called Wild Orchid Wild Orchid Orchid that was a crazy but he said he I saw an interview with him and he said he hadn't worked in 13 years he was down on his money all he had his motorcycles in his clothes he dressed himself up one night and took himself out for a bowl of spaghetti and it's all the money he had [ __ ] Sylvester Stan walked by and he's like hey man where you been he's like just been out and he was like you want to work in a movie he was like yeah
• 120:30 - 121:00 and he goes that one movie paid six months of my rent and it was his comeback yeah Mickey R's always been a badass he was awesome I bought clothes because I saw what he was wearing on a Sunday he had on the coolest [ __ ] outfit and it's so silly but he had like a Adidas trackpants this had to be like 2001 Adidas track pants with white Adidas shoes and a and a wife beater and he was putting cases of Heineken in the back of a Cadillac DTS and I was watching him from across the street and I was like I'm getting those pants I'm
• 121:00 - 121:30 getting those shoes Puma shoes Adidas pants and a [ __ ] wife beater and I dude I dress like that hoping someone would be like dude that's a badass outfit no one ever said it to me you know what a great I would have said it you know what a great movie that people slept on they forgot about with him Chinatown wait is he in Chinatown now what was it called it wasn't Chinatown was Jack Nicholson but there was another there was a Chinatown God damn it year the dragon year the dragon's year the dragon that's what it was that's what it was which one year the
• 121:30 - 122:00 dragon year the dragon is he's a cop he's like a dirty cop in this uh Chinese mob film it's really good man it's really good what year is this 85 85 so I was in [ __ ] high school man wow this is the year I graduated high school it's a good movie though man real good movie it might not hold up really hot Chinese lady falls in love with her oh baby it's crazy when you see your Heroes
• 122:00 - 122:30 get older you know like Harrison Ford to see him now and be like God he's great in that uh 1923 show though have you been watching that oh is this Taylor's show no I haven't seen it oh this is I just saw yeah we were talking about that watch episode four last night he's great in that he's he he's the man you know they said the rumor is they C they were going to cast uh Tom cich as Han Solo did you hear that yeah and he was a carpenter he was Mark H told me the story yeah and he was yeah yeah he said they were having they were having Harrison read with everyone so because
• 122:30 - 123:00 he was like you a great actor but he was also a carpenter and they're like you just read sides with people as they audition so he read with Carrie he read with Mark he read with everyone they were going to cast Tom celic and at the last minute they said you know I don't know man something about Tom celic isn't dangerous there's something dangerous about Harrison Ford and there is really working dud struggling yeah and he's I mean I just watched all three Raiders of the Lost Arc the other night and he is [ __ ] funny he's cool great do you know that scene where the guy pulls out the sword start swinging around he just
• 123:00 - 123:30 shoots him yeah you know he improvised that that's [ __ ] amazing amazing scene he improvised it I remember watching it in the movie theater and going yeah perfect that's what you hope always happens get the [ __ ] out of here with that sword boom God and he was a he was a hero with a tragic flaw and that was snakes that was his weakness that was his Achilles heel also he was a professor that was like secretly dangerous secretly out real archaeology
• 123:30 - 124:00 he had a whip here it is there a scene they were supposed to have this whole choreograph thing with the Sword and the whip perfect scene how many franchises is he the actor that's had the most Fran ches behind him no it's got to be Tom Cruz right oh yeah you Tom Cruz top well he wasn't in the new topcom was he yeah
• 124:00 - 124:30 he was I didn't watch it you didn't watch it oh I did watch a little of it I turned it off after I turned it off after a while what's that sorry I jumped the gun but Harrison Ford is correct oh he has the most so he's got Star Wars he's got raos are L the Lost Jack Ryan he's got 20 of them oh Jack Ry he's got 20 of them wait wait where it says franchise roles so I don't know if it's like you know or if there 20 different franchises Oh okay little starring and franchises you get the two big ones Raiders of Lost
• 124:30 - 125:00 Arc huge Star Wars the hugest of all time can you imagine doing can you imagine doing Star Wars and then doing Raiders of the Lost star can be and you can be just being like I guess I don't [ __ ] up I guess I just hit dingers well I mean can you imagine he obviously was very fortunate to get cast in those but also he killed it right it's like Apparently one of the coolest dudes to party with the scene with him and [ __ ] the the the love tension between him and Carrie fer was amazing okay can
• 125:00 - 125:30 I ask you something as a first grade Bert to a fourth grade Joe Rogan did you know that Darth Vader was his dad in the first episode no okay I didn't either my [ __ ] Cousins were like how did you not know that I mean oh your cousins are douchebags they didn't know either God they're bullshitting they found out and they were like how did you not know they were those guys you know those guys who just read something and then barks it at you like how the [ __ ] do you not know this man you don't know the [ __ ] federal reserves you don't know about the ice
• 125:30 - 126:00 wall I think if they had a game show called you'd be shocked what Bert doesn't know people make a lot of money oh yeah I don't know anything yeah I know [ __ ] that doesn't help you know the most interesting [ __ ] at a dinner party to talk about like I don't know any of that [ __ ] well I definitely can do that I can talk on the surface level about a lot of stuff do you like when a person like uh like Taylor I you you were kind of between three conversations cuz you were talking to your wife you're were talking to David but like me and leam were dead set talking to Taylor and I
• 126:00 - 126:30 love I love when a dude hold holds Court like that that was a great table he the way he sat where he's like let me tell you about I remember lean was like I had 400 K head of cattle as a kid and he goes yeah I got 14,000 and I was like lean shut your mouth let him talk he he did [ __ ] Yellowstone let him talk don't stop don't stand interruped he's just Storyteller he's a great Storyteller and he's a guy you know uh there's a ranch that I hunt at in California and he was a cowboy on that ranch yeah at one point time an actual
• 126:30 - 127:00 Cowboy he actually worked and helped to [ __ ] move cattle around oh and you know me like you know if sometimes if you tell a story I get a s story I'll tell you my story after yeah buddy there's none of those in that guy you can't you can't top any of his [ __ ] stories but that's why his stories are so good it's like lived experience very lived experience a real understand that's like his love for the cowboy culture is like completely legitimate it's why Yellowstone's so good yes it you can't you can I mean you can fake it
• 127:00 - 127:30 people have faked it before but when someone does it that really loves it that's when it gets people excited and they move to Montana they decide they want I want to live that life it's like Avatar depression I want to be on Pandora it's like people you know you get sucked in by someone who's done an amazing job of telling a film or a story in a on a show and that's what entertainment is really all about for me I'm not looking for any [ __ ] lessons about equity and
• 127:30 - 128:00 inclusion diversity I'm already I already think that way I already think that all human beings are the same we're all just one thing experiencing each other subjectively as Bill heck said I I believe that so I don't need that lesson that lesson just makes me feel like you're preaching to me and that shit's annoying I don't like it it's Bor I get I already know these things stop well we're doing it for other people it doesn't work it doesn't work it just makes people more self-righteous and they want to talk about it all the time I have a weird question do you think
• 128:00 - 128:30 because like I I I feel like because I'm on Instagram a lot like I'm might be switching to a flip Flo right but I'm not watching anything right after you quit drinking right no my wife already bought the flip phone she was like I dude my daughters put uh parental controls on my Instagram yeah it's hilarious yeah I gotta don't worry I can get through them but uh would you think that like I notice seems like a lot of people now are almost living for Instagram like like hey this
• 128:30 - 129:00 is me and my three friends and we're sailing around the world and then do you think people were doing that before Instagram no no I think definitely people are doing things so that they can show that they're doing things but if you're actually doing things like it's a balancing thing like if you're experiencing more stuff because you're documenting it for your YouTube channel you're still experiencing more stuff yeah I mean you are kind of you're putting it all out there but if you're still experiencing more stuff like that's probably net positive yeah the problem is when you find yourself
• 129:00 - 129:30 hanging out with your friends but all you're doing is staring at your phone you know and it's a real it's a real trap that we all get sucked into especially if you got a good algorithm you know it's just filled with stuff that pisses you off or freaks you out which is mine oh I don't watch any my shit's my shit's all people doing epic [ __ ] and I go yeah like like I followed these two dudes climb Everest I followed them on Instagram climb [ __ ] Everest and I was like like I got to I want to climb count Mount kilamanjaro no no
• 129:30 - 130:00 kjaro is achievable but I go I want to do epic [ __ ] like I got to a place when I was I started taking time off in July and I was like yo I need I want a month I want to sail to Hawaii like I I want to see what it's like to be afraid you know in the middle of the ocean pull up how many people die in Mount kilamanjaro oh nobody Mount kilamanjaro is easy yeah it's a Light Lift it's a Light Lift people have died Mount kjaro is easy I guarantee you no it's like a it's a long ha hike I bet people have died okay I bet it's under 10 how many 10 a year
• 130:00 - 130:30 three to 10 a year oh yeah but watch how many people die going to Everest yeah that's not good well if you play Russian roulette with five bullets you get shot more I only play with one how ask him no hold on that's the stupid [ __ ] thing to say you know how many people definitely don't die on Mount kilman jaro that don't don't go to mount kilan jaro 100% of% of all 100% of the people that don't go up that [ __ ] stupid Mountain just get a [ __ ] Oculus and watch that [ __ ]
• 130:30 - 131:00 you know just watch it watch it in your your head you can get videos of it 340 people have died attempting to reach or return what what happened oh uh Mount Everest since records began many bodies remain have you ever seen the bodies scattered like the map of the bodies where they show where the known dead bodies on Mount Evers are it's terrifying do you want to know the craziest one sure so the first dude to ever attempt the sumon I think his name was mallerie right em and Hillary is the one who got it so he they said they
• 131:00 - 131:30 found his body you know probably like 5 years after 10 years after and they said he had a broken leg a fractured skull and his pick and that's how they could figure out it was him because his initials were in his pick and they said he always carried a picture of his wife cuz he was going to put the picture of his wife on the top of Mount Everest and it wasn't in his pocket so they're like did he was he in fact the first person to get there oh probably and then he left it there and then died on the coming down probably the other thing that I think is Wild is uh sir eban
• 131:30 - 132:00 Hillary and tenzig norg made a deal that they would reach the summit at the same time cuz it was like yo who who gets to the summit first and it's it's a I mean when you think about it you know especially with racism back then Edmond Hillary was a kiwi you know he must have been like hey Brown guy just carry the bags I'm gonna I'm gonna get up there and you come up get a picture of me and then we'll do one together and then we'll head down but they made a deal to go up together because they needed him that much well you definitely need those
• 132:00 - 132:30 Sherpas can go all the way up there with no oxygen those Sherpas will get locked on a Ledge with a bunch of uh white people the white people have to have helicopters come out and get them a helicopter I think can only get to like 2300 feet 23,000 ft is like like the safe Zone they'll come and get the white people out and then the sharers are like oh we're going to walk down we're good yeah they'll hang out for like 7 Days up there and then I just heard a documentary about it or so a podcast but those guys can are so [ __ ] good at it also they're so adapted to that climate
• 132:30 - 133:00 they live up there that the the adaption is a big part of it right because it takes a long time to be able to adapt to that low of an altitude or high of an altitude rather carrying that [ __ ] on his back that is crazy bro I walk around with a 45lb plate and I I complain holy much [ __ ] that guy must have legs of Steel how how bad is his L I bet they all smoke I bet they smoke like a chimney yeah do they smoke do
• 133:00 - 133:30 Sherpa smoke I just saw a documentary on uh Netflix about the earthquake in look smoking Eric Shipton look at that guy that's one of them early Explorer type fellas click on that that dude with the pipe yeah look at that guy back in the day man no [ __ ] internet these guys had heard about it they heard about it you know we're going to go probably saw a photo that one person took you know I mean back then how many [ __ ] people
• 133:30 - 134:00 had photos the the guy who figured out the height in like what [ __ ] 30 in like turn century was a Indian guy or you know nepales he figured out the height and he was within 30 feet of being correct just from distance and doing math he was in 30 ft after satellite images came in look at this Everest Pioneers packed 15,000 cigarettes holy [ __ ] despite low oxygen I bet they thought it was good for their lungs well people used to
• 134:00 - 134:30 think that it was like an exercise for your lungs they did that with uh Teddy Roosevelt Teddy Roosevelt's dad Teddy Roosevelt had asthma that's right and his dad would make him smoke cigars with him in his Lounge he's like it'll strengthen your lungs yeah I saw something like that where a doctor and it was like an old timey movie God who was it who was it I think it was Leonardo Capri like who did Leonardo DiCaprio play in a movie he played some famous wealthy Guy Howard Hughes that's right and I think
• 134:30 - 135:00 it was when Howard use was young he had bad lungs and the doctor was prescribing cigarettes to him God I hope I'm not remembering this wrong I may be but I know that they used to some doctors would recommend cigarettes to certain people that have certain lung issues yeah which is so crazy I was the exact so bad oh D how bad was going to the doctor back then oh they were just guessing I mean not just guessing but guessing so wrong I asked my dad about the polio vaccine and I go do they have to run it by your parents he goes
• 135:00 - 135:30 parents they just took us into the gym and stuck everyone yeah I mean they just were like yo it's we think this works what was the there's a controversy yesterday when there was some sort of a hearing on whether or not they should ban sugar and and candy from school lunches or whether they should discourage sugar and candy and it was something like the American Heart
• 135:30 - 136:00 Association voted to not restrict the diets of kids and everybody was like what what's going on like let me get this right because I I was supposed to save this and I was on the phone and I I I didn't see if you could find it Jamie but it was a conversation that was happening yesterday and it was being shared on the internet where people freaking out like and you're talking about school lunches not like way your parents I don't remember correctly unfortunately so there were restrictions if I'm not mistaken there were restrictions on what we could give our kids to school really you couldn't just
• 136:00 - 136:30 give them everything you couldn't C couldn't give them candy yeah here it is Trump officials want to ban junk food from snap but past effort show it's not easy no that's not it there's thing coming up that's the only thing coming up yeah it has to do with this but I don't know what's I'm trying to figure out there was a video oh God I want to say some suppl Al nutrition assistance program yeah that that's I think that's the push but there was resistance to it that I thought was crazy God damn it I
• 136:30 - 137:00 know I say Association here is that it it's the same thing okay this is it American Heart Association opposes uh snap's sugary food drink regulations that's what it is American Heart Association opposes a Texas bill that would restrict using SNAP benefits to purchase drinks and processed snacks critic's question if corporate funding influences the American Health association's policies the aha's opposition has sparked criticism over
• 137:00 - 137:30 its history of receiving funding from major food companies like PepsiCo and cocacola raising concerns about conflicts of interest an aha spokesperson said their position on the Texas legislation was miscommunicated uh they say the organization has long favored the USDA using its authority to increase the consumption of healthy foods and decreased consumption of sugary drinks so they changed their opinion probably based on controversy um okay I often say look at
• 137:30 - 138:00 this during the hearing uh lawmakers and public health Advocates voed their opinions uh state senator Lois Kor expressed shock over aha's opposition during the hearing I often say that I can never be surprised in this building but for the American Heart Association to be against this bill that that might be the surprise of the session so far it's s weird that they would they would I mean it doesn't even make sense
• 138:00 - 138:30 that's obviously not good for you no like why would they encourage that or change it like what would be their I forget what their argument is it like a classist argument I don't know is it cuz it seems like a classist thing when you go to Whole Foods it's different than going to Ralph's or V's this is what it says penty testified the ha was concerned about the Bill's potential impact on Snap participation he also emphasized the importance of educating the public about healthy eating instead of restricting purchases see but that
• 138:30 - 139:00 seems weird like what better way to encourage healthy eating than say you're not going to starve you you can get food yeah but you can't buy [ __ ] you can go buy hamburgers where this line draw the line I'm just thinking like the other day I was in I was in traffic and I thought I can't believe they they still let people ride motorcycles cuz people die all the time and they and they cut L cars too yeah but but in motorcycles like I'm getting one and's like that's how oh yeah [ __ ]
• 139:00 - 139:30 yeah why you doing thatz hary out oh don't and they were like come on buddy not in California bu just for late night drive out here late night late night's when the crackheads I'll tell you what I'll leave it here if I can leave at your studio and then this will be my Austin bike another bike Austin bike and a [ __ ] this [ __ ] yeah get Park I'm coming out to Austin in uh for like two two weeks in June nice get ready for my tour your kids have left the nest time to bail my brother dud buddy I'm living with one person every day all
• 139:30 - 140:00 [ __ ] day wild I know we do everything together come over here come here you don't need to be in that [ __ ] State the uh there's no need for that anymore the mother is just such a great sell your [ __ ] house such a great place to do stand up it's such a great Vibe right there it's a great place to hang dude fun I went over there after our party on by Southwest by and just got [ __ ] lit Tony Shane it's a fun place man called it called it early but I I told Leanne I said I'm going to do like a week in oxar
• 140:00 - 140:30 do I was going to do a little run on my tour bus I said I think I'm going to take my tour bus to Austin just stay here for like a week two weeks it's a good place to [ __ ] around do new stuff too especially in the little room that little room is just H I can't tell you how valuable it is to have phones in y Yonder pouches Comedy Store is doing that now yeah Peter Shore told me really yeah I was not two weeks ago is amazing really I I don't think so he was it was two weeks ago maybe it was longer I don't know last time I was there I said some wild [ __ ] oh no when to get out I don't
• 140:30 - 141:00 know you can't practice you got to be able to practiceing it's the snitches that want you to say it's almost like it's the [ __ ] [ __ ] that you they can't help it because you can get so many likes yeah and I'm like [ __ ] you want this comedy right but if if you put something if you say something Wild on stage and it's funny and they laugh you could take that and put it on your Instagram and you get 2 million views and that's just too tempting for people we bust people with those metag glasses yeah they try
• 141:00 - 141:30 to come in with their [ __ ] rayb bands on and film things those metag glasses are amazing my friend Jimmy who works for the UFC had them on the other day upon arrival at the venue all phones secured in Yonder bags is this the store yes Comedy Store December 10th yep 2024 oh wow nice oh I guess forgot or maybe it was a comic who had his phone out some comic threw you down the river [ __ ] that happens this a lot of CUNY Comics especially like there's a lot of
• 141:30 - 142:00 cty comics I'm starting to think that's all they got no buddy do you ever you ever Hey Joe do you ever you ever this is what makes me crazy what makes you crazy BR crer do you ever be friends with someone and then all of a sudden realize you've been competing the whole time but you didn't know you were in a competition yeah that's unfortunate that's unfortunate um inspired by is a better way to look at life competing is just not I've never once competed with another comic I've been inspired by so many [ __ ] Comics that's good you have
• 142:00 - 142:30 a healthy mindset but I think our whole group has a healthy mindset I think so yeah we don't have any [ __ ] we don't have any jealous bitter [ __ ] in in the group of people that we're hanging with I mean that's so important I hung with Chappelle one night and uh he just called I was in Dayton he was like y why don't you come out with party and I was like cool and then we went out party and I you know I kind of forget what a fan I am of his of like how just how great he is I mean his kicker in the [ __ ] joke might be one of my favorite jokes ever that's ever been written it's so [ __ ]
• 142:30 - 143:00 dope he's a great comic but he's a great human he's a great human he's a fun hang like he's a genuine sweetheart of a guy I was with him right before I shot the special and I said to him and we're [ __ ] lit right and I go yo Dave I don't want to [ __ ] I go I don't want to talk shop I just want to hang but I got to say you're the greatest ever do it I'm getting ready to shoot my special I just would love a little bit of your Insight of what you think like how you prepare for one she pel lights a cigarette and he's like all right how
• 143:00 - 143:30 many shows I said six he goes perfect he goes and then he breaks down I'm not going to do it because it's Dave's secret it's Dave's thing he shared I don't want to but he broke down how he does a special to me me and him sitting in a [ __ ] in a barn in the middle of a field in [ __ ] 3 in the morning with IVs in our arms and I was like I was like dude I gave him a hug I was like he's he's the [ __ ] greatest him and Cat Williams two of the baddest [ __ ] and the sweetest guys but I was like that that energy like I have no I want I want Chappelle's special to
• 143:30 - 144:00 be [ __ ] amazing when it comes out like everyone's telling me how great Schultz's specialist I can't wait to [ __ ] watch it yeah but you have a good attitude that's a good attitude that's how you're supposed to think that's how I that's that's how I think but it's not it's the other way is not good for you let me see that thing about it is the other way is you want another one want a new one yeah I'll take a new one the other way is bad for you as a human just it's not healthy to think that way it doesn't do you any good it only serves you to get [ __ ] up it's it
• 144:00 - 144:30 only serves your your ego and your [ __ ] you get the Clippers in the back there you go f ego man it's just not good for you it doesn't help you it only hurts you it doesn't hurt the person that you're jealous of and it hurts you it's just it's not necessary you could you could just be inspired and you could say oh this [ __ ] mut can make it you can say that I can do it too but don't be jealous if you don't like someone and they're becoming very
• 144:30 - 145:00 successful maybe think why you react so strongly CU a lot of times it's unfortunately jealousy like there's Comics that I don't think they're ve very good they don't make me laugh but I don't care I don't get mad at them you know what I'm saying yeah I don't get upset at them they I mean I'll be friends with them I'll be I'll like them I'll you know there's Comics that I and I had to learn how to do that because it used to be like if guys weren't funny I just couldn't deal with them couldn't hang out with them I'm friends with a
• 145:00 - 145:30 few people that suck but they're nice people you know you could separate that but I'm also friends with some people that are mind-blowing you know and there's such a value in that you know when you're around people that are like really good at what they do when you're around Dave and Schultz is uh my favorite for going to a place and then talking [ __ ] about the place in such a brilliant way I I think Schultz is [ __ ] brilliant so good dude the whole
• 145:30 - 146:00 [ __ ] with Kendrick Lamar I I was getting in the shower reading it texting him I'm sitting outside the shower texting him my favorite lines the only thing he has to do is decide if it's consensual that was crazy I but I [ __ ] but I get inspired by [ __ ] like that he's a funny dude man and the thing did you ever see the thing he did about uh Hawaii no oh my God it's so funny he's in Hawaii he goes he starts to set up he goes I've never seen chickens more
• 146:00 - 146:30 confident he has it's whole bit about chickens in Hawaii like just wandered it's just it's such a funny bit it's so if you've been to Hawaii you know there chickens all over the [ __ ] place it's kind of crazy do you know who else does that Tommy oh yeah Tommy Tommy shits on a place so aggressively and they love it yeah like he did Dublin one year like same we we both did it and he goes is it fun I said I had the best time of my life he goes up and it's the day that King gets Corin coronated and he goes
• 146:30 - 147:00 out first words he's like [ __ ] your king and the place starts going Olay o o o Tommy didn't know if they were going to stop singing we did a show in Hawaii and he goes at Pearl Harbor and they're like all right Tommy opens the show he goes they're like first rule don't make fun of the Haans second rule do not bring up Pearl Harbor first and second joke first joke man they say Island life's slow I didn't know they were talking about your metabolism man you guys are fat as [ __ ] I was taking a walk
• 147:00 - 147:30 I don't want to be as fat as you guys I got lost on the base lucky there are a couple Japanese guys that are pretty familiar with where how this base operates the F me and Russell Peters are crying laughing the Admiral's losing his mind God damn it what did I [ __ ] tell him that's hilarious when they think they could tell you what not to talk about they I we I have an offer to do U Dubai don't thank you you're gonna [ __ ] up you're gonna say something stupid and they're gonna put you in jail thank you yeah they arrest people over there I know you can't play games Dubai did you
• 147:30 - 148:00 see that one lady who went crazy at the airport no yeah she got a little little rowdy at the airport start yelling at people and they're like that's a WAP you're going to jail dude they don't [ __ ] around over there man I have a friend who moved there my friend will and he's a documentary filmmaker and he said like it's so safe over here he goes that's what I love about it he goes when I was in America I was like you go out at night you're at a club you always worried someone's going to pull a gun out something's going to happen he goes there there's nothing yeah no crime but
• 148:00 - 148:30 there's are it's like Singapore there's crazy rules right but if you don't know all the rules it's a real good question would you rather have a little bit of danger and very little rules or would you rather have no danger and a lot of rules I want a little danger on a little rule I agree yeah I don't want to live in a place where they restrict what you could say and what you do it's not even that they said to me in the contract we signed up to do I do a tour start in October permission a party permission a party is the name of the [ __ ] tour permission a party and they go what
• 148:30 - 149:00 about Dubai I go I don't think they're going to give me permission I think they're going to the first thing was you have to wear a shirt on stage and I was like yeah that's a w I go hey man that's crazy it's kind of my thing like I'm comfortable shirtless that's how I that's how I perform that's so crazy you can't wear no shirt oh was like okay you guys have crazy rules those rules don't make sense yeah like what about Cirus solle they have to have they wear shirts they do I don't know they do I'm making that up like what about MMA how come they have MMA over
• 149:00 - 149:30 there how can they have MMA that's what I'm saying are they performing with no shirts on yeah you going to make guys wear [ __ ] wet suits what are you going what you what are they going to wear now by the way that's the same argument I said as I got kicked out of a buffalo wild wings with my shirt off and they're like put your shirt on I go the guys on MMA areen wearing [ __ ] shirts yeah that's different is a little different that's different they're doing it a sport but the point is like if you're performing that's part of your performance it's like you know how there's rules in La like if you performed on stage you're
• 149:30 - 150:00 allowed to smoke cigarettes it's a part of your performance so like Chappelle was always lighting up even after the rules and everybody's like hey how come he can smoke because it was like in the 90s that they passed the laws where you're not allowed to smoke in comedy clubs anymore do you remember that yeah it was if it was part of your act you could smoke that's how Ron White smoked cigars on stage right but it was a there was a law before that you were allowed to smoke in bars I remember doing standup when you could smoke at the Boston comedy club and buddy do you remember do you remember the laugh stop in Houston oh yeah that place there were
• 150:00 - 150:30 so many cigarettes you would come out with a cough yeah it was the the air was filled with smoke jeans would smell oh yeah you always smelled I always always come home from a club back in the the '90s and I'd smell my clothes they all always smell like cigarettes but you got used to like the Smoky room it was like part of the thing about a comedy club is like when people smoke cigarettes they're doing something really stupid yeah you know what I mean and like doing something really stupid say [ __ ] it there's so much [ __ ] it in a cigarette and there's [ __ ] in a drink and there's [ __ ] in this guy talking [ __ ]
• 150:30 - 151:00 on stage ah he sucked his own dick it like led to the atmosphere it's like I love it in pool halls too I love I love the being around the smokers even if I didn't won't have anything to do with it do you remember the comics that would smoke on stage and then they go and do the Tonight Show and they didn't know what to do with their right hand oh yeah there was that right well on The Tonight Show the early days I was watching the other day I was watching Jackie gleon on The Tonight Show and it was the only time I think he was ever on The Tonight Show which is kind of crazy but they were just he sat there
• 151:00 - 151:30 immediately lights a cigarette by the way he was dead two years later yeah he died of cancer in 87 Google that Johnny Carson had a little cigarette box yeah so this is uh that's those are his cigarettes right there his little cigarette box immediately sits down well Carson also di how [ __ ] great does that feel Carson also died of cancer yeah look at that just sitting there How Sweet It Is sweet it is that's what he said right
• 151:30 - 152:00 there he dides say it he did uh Smokey and the Bandit and they offered him points on the movie and he said I'll take cash whoops I know damn I saw the sexiest thing in Palm Springs the other day white Cadillac that lady playing golf no white white Cadillac 75y old woman hair done little qua windows up white big Cadillac she puts a 100 cigarette windows up and lights it in her car just windows up and I went
• 152:00 - 152:30 [ __ ] old school wow I don't know you when was the last time you saw someone smoke a cigarette in the car with lady's never been vaccinated she's never going to get cancer he's never dying she's never [ __ ] dying she's got them old school Pioneer jeans do you ever hear the story about Johnny Carson almost got killed by a guy in the mob oh yeah yeah what was that about I he it was a it was did he make a mob joke or something no he Frank Sinatra had to negotiate yeah his safety what was it about Johnny Carson uh was at a bar
• 152:30 - 153:00 drunk and the mobster's girl was there and the mobster was in the back and Johnny Carson hit on the mobster girl and like smacked her ass or lifted her sh skirt up oh no and they were like we're going to kill him and they went out and he hid and then he went out and they're like no we have a hit on him he's gonna die and Frank Sinatra had to negotiate it whoa someone just you know who told it to me God damn it who oh Shan [ __ ] uh uh not Fletcher uh Comedy Store comic white hair did The
• 153:00 - 153:30 Tonight Show 120 times uh you know him Argus Argus I think it was Argus told me that story that makes sense yeah Argus old school Argus is a funny dude man Argus is [ __ ] great man he's like very underrated unidentified wise guy in his goons picked Carson up off his bar stool and threw him down a flight stairs before fame Saloon Saloon owner Jilly Rizzo whose reg regulars included Sinatra Dean Martin and Judy Garland interceded and prevented a more serious
• 153:30 - 154:00 Beatdown but the mob big wasn't satisfied and put out a contract to have Carson whacked terrified Carson wisely holed up in his UN Plaza Palace for three days Mi missing three shows according to the book The vengeful Mobsters only backed off after one of Carson's contacts at the William Morris agency cut a crime cut a deal with Crime Boss Joseph Columbo holy [ __ ] what oh the American Civil Rights League oh yeah the mob boss had recently formed the Italian-American civil rights League to persuade America that a group that
• 154:00 - 154:30 people of Italian descent were being unfairly stereotyped as mafiosi that's hilarious the group is planning for a big rally and Columbo was deeply deeply disappointed that so far all the networks have refused to cover the rally soon an accommodation was reached NBC News covered the rally and Johnny could leave the apartment wow as for Columbo he was gunned down in 1971 at the second annual Italian Unity day rally in Columbus Circle he was left
• 154:30 - 155:00 almost totally paralyzed and died in 1978 holy [ __ ] that was the last of the rallies so they they so he devel I know there's a way around this no one's paying attention to a Italian American civil liberties rally they making us look like thugs like going to shoot each other on a rally bro God damn those were scary days man those are scary scary day but that was the there the story about the store because the store used to be SOS nightclub so Bugsy seagull owned SOS
• 155:00 - 155:30 did you know that I knew that I didn't know that Bugsy seagull owned it yes it was Bugsy seagull owns SOS nightclub and that place was scary apparently that's why all those people see ghosts in that spot there bad [ __ ] happened there 100% 100% you got a mob owned nightclub people are getting shot I mean people got shot at The Comedy Store when we were there we a guy
• 155:30 - 156:00 got murdered on the [ __ ] front patio was dang hit during like mo better Mondays or something Rose was there when it happened Rose saw the guy die oh [ __ ] M that's that's that place is always attracted crazy people that place is always I I think there's an energy to that place probably because of the gang history that just made it like extra wild and dangerous it just always felt like anything can happen in that place I think there's like baked in memories
• 156:00 - 156:30 like there's photos of like Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis on stage there that place was like that was the spot like that was the spot in LA and the mob would all be there and they [ __ ] do deals and whack people and take people down the basement and [ __ ] kill them that's out of all the scariness in movies the scariest part of any movie is one of those mob movies where they say to the guy uh hey uh Johnny wants to talk to you tonight and the guy's like tell Johnny I'll call tomorrow he's like
• 156:30 - 157:00 no he said to get in the car now and the guy goes well I'll take my car he goes no no you're going to get in the car with us and you know that guy's gonna die's gonna die looks at his friend takes off his ring yeah gives it to him and I I don't know I'm such a [ __ ] that if in those moments i' be like no I don't want to go and just start running or like when you see in the war movies when you when you see like in what was the one uh 1917 when they tell those two kids they got to run and go tell the front line what to do oh yeah is that 1917 I don't
• 157:00 - 157:30 know it's not it's allet in the Western Front like my my grandfather stormed the beaches a Normandy really yeah and uh you ever talk to him about it no he died way before I was born ho [ __ ] he uh he was one of those PTSD levit Town cat guys moved to levit town and my dad said he just would sit in the garage drink beers and listen to met games and just wash his car my dad said he never heard his dad ever mention the war and if the bo was brought up his dad would walk out of the room oh Jesus but he stor the beaches in Normandy
• 157:30 - 158:00 and I I I don't know I don't know if I have the thing in me to get off the boat I think I'm a [ __ ] I think I'd be like I'd lock down I'd be like I'm not getting off like when you look at like guys like Jo you had to get off that boat buddy I don't think you had a choice and I think when your friends are running off that boat you run off that boat too and guys are getting gunned down you just hope it's not you and you're probably just [ __ ] your pants [ __ ] my pants and in that that one day like how many thousands of people
• 158:00 - 158:30 died thousands and thousands of people died just bullets and guns going off everywhere like that's that [ __ ] movie the um saing Private Ryan Yes Spielberg nailed that movie yeah that opening scene was so [ __ ] horrific that you'd never seen a like that in a war movie that accurately depicts people getting torn apart right in front of you my dad found his dad's diary from the war oh and he photocopied it and
• 158:30 - 159:00 sent me the photocopy my dad has the diary oh and it's funny because you know I I'm my memory is like jaded to how I find things interesting so sometimes not 100% accurate but if in in there there was a memory of like they took one of these like cubots I think or KBS across the [ __ ] Atlantic over to England barely got had time to get off the boat stayed in England for a second I think they I want to say they stayed on the boat the whole time and then took that
• 159:00 - 159:30 same boat over to or they probably took different boats but took a boat over to Normandy and my dad's my grandfather's entry is something to the effect of we're going to this we're storming this beach today like they didn't I don't think he knew the like what the the levity or the seriousness of what was happening I think they were like like he just very casually mentioned it oh God and uh the only other thing I remember out of reading that diary was that he would he would get water in his helmet it so cold he'd get water in his helmet to shave and by the time he went to
• 159:30 - 160:00 shave he had to break the it would freeze over with ice and he had to break it with his razor but to think that the I mean just the amount of trauma that those guys went through and no one really cared about it they were like just have a have a [ __ ] shot of scotch and that was the second time the world had gone to war the world had gone to war just a couple of decades earlier dude can I tell you what [ __ ] makes me like makes me stop for a second when we were in Serbia they have statues of
• 160:00 - 160:30 Gabrielle PRP everywhere he's the guy that shot France France Ferdinand the arch dukee oh yeah they have statues of him everywhere he's a [ __ ] national hero in Serbia cuz he technically created Yugoslavia I mean people have they wear shirts of Gabrielle PRP wow they have wallets this guy movie producer World War he started he changed the world forever that one man is responsible for millions of deaths and and and so much suffering that one crazy and they have
• 160:30 - 161:00 statues of this dude statues everywhere dude I some guy I got obsessed with it cuz I was like I can't believe you guys like We call we consider that a terrorist in our country oh my God and this one guy gave me a that's so crazy they gave me a uh look at that writing how cool is the writing go back to that look at the [ __ ] writing at the bottom look how cool that is celo PRP can you read that yeah it's I think it's it's Russian it's acrylic or whatever it is cerlic you can read that yeah for real you can read Russian yeah I never
• 161:00 - 161:30 told you the time I went to Russia you did but I didn't know you could learn I didn't know you learned how to read it I thought it was really hard to read I just met this DJ very big DJ DJ Zed he's if I played you any of his songs you've heard every one of them right okay and uh we met him at I was with Santino we at a tennis tournament and I said wait where's your accident from and he goes oh I'm Russian I said and he goes I was like and we started talking to Russian back and forth how long did it take you to learn that as long as I was there I got pretty good towards the end how long were you there for like
• 161:30 - 162:00 month and a half three months that's it yeah that's incredible you have a hidden skill the hidden ability to like learn languages no I know I can speak Spanish I just told you the same the same uh Uber drivers picked me up six times in this town he doesn't speak English how'd you learn how to speak Spanish I just growing up in Florida really yeah you might have like a secret language ability no anyone that just heard me talk in Russian just knows that I barely can I don't even sound good yeah but you could S I took Italian in college I
• 162:00 - 162:30 can't [ __ ] speak Italian I took Spanish in high school I can't speak Spanish no I yeah I can understand Russian a lot better than I can speak it yeah you might have like a hidden ability to learn languages and I can understand Spanish a lot better than I can speak it but like we I was just in Spain I was just in Spain a week ago and apparently my Spanish it sounds like me need ice me ice at least you could say something you can communicate something's popping off in Serbia right now like one of the largest protests
• 162:30 - 163:00 ever is happening in Serbia right now 300 plus thousand people on the streets it's a it's a complicated country and I love Serbia I love I don't know what's going on I have no idea what what this protest is about I just saw it in the news feed popped up record-sized protest in Seria over 15 people dying in a rain way excuse me railway station collapse so what do they what hundreds of thousands of people descended on Serbia's Capital to protest over the deaths I'm not sure
• 163:00 - 163:30 huh so was it like some corruption or something like someone shitty construction like what happened we quote we just want a country that works law student says wow so hundreds of thousands of people in the the streets cuz a rail station cor collapsed that's why it says on uh BBC I'm looking see if it make more insight they don't take any [ __ ] over there dude figure it out [ __ ] they uh we'll get in the street is fascinating they I mean listen I understand if you're sering and you're listening you may disagree with what I'm
• 163:30 - 164:00 about to say I'm just going to say it they [ __ ] hate albanians oh no they make Albanian jokes like crazy right so one day we're on the set and I said one of the guys I go hey man like I'm I'm not like a woke dude a funny joke uh but like what if there's an Albanian here that like heard that would and hurt their feelings and he goes oh he'd know to be smart enough to keep his [ __ ] mouth shut I went all right never mind the only Albanian they like is uh dualipa
• 164:00 - 164:30 they love dualipa they I know I'm generalizing and I know there's serbians that are like we don't hate them all but they all know how to play basketball they're all tough as [ __ ] [ __ ] every dude's a [ __ ] man you don't meet one dude that you don't think is a cage fighter bro these War torn countries are not playing games bro they they breed different humans that's when when those guys come over to the UFC like they're they're different humans they had they had a and mind you I got to guess the serbians that I was hanging out with and one of them is my
• 164:30 - 165:00 driver but like they had a chant for their president for the like when the president they would chant out the other guy and it was like uh e vanichi he's a [ __ ] e vichi like such a [ __ ] I just I don't know man there's something there's something really interesting about that freedom that they had there that they just talked openly and like they take a cigarette break and like the girls would sit down and cuddle up next to a dude that they weren't dating they
• 165:00 - 165:30 just touchy like that like they don't have like there's no like intimacy counselor on set they were just I remember watching one of the girls sit and have a cigarette with one of the dudes and they were like just cuddling against the wall and I was like are they dating and they're like no they're just friends look at that [ __ ] that's Serbian basketball baby bro bro that's War that's War how long before these guys take over basketball oh buddy kind half give them
• 165:30 - 166:00 another year they kind of have they yeah they're taking over MMA they're taking over boxing luk Don and Y everyone plays basketball the the girls play basketball there Jesus Christ no one jogs I was the only one jogging every morning every morning I joged by myself they're [ __ ] Farmers carrying weights around they're [ __ ] they're ba those men are beasts I You' I'd go to the mall was like the nicest place to go bro that is the most terrifying basketball game
• 166:00 - 166:30 I've ever seen in my life if I was imagine like showing an American basketball crowd what they do in Serbia you'd be like oh no they're coming wouldn't it be wouldn't it be great to watch a Serbian team play like one of those inner city teams look at this give me some volume look at that look at [Music] [Applause]
• 166:30 - 167:00 that holy [ __ ] that kind of that's like Fight Night intensity that's that's that's Texas [ __ ] high school football right right right we used to play we used to play a black team growing up CU like Booker T Washington and you would uh you would they would come in we play basketball and the visitor stands would be packed I can't remember the exact name of the team but it would be packed and their thing was boom We thump boom boom We thump and the whole [ __ ] crowd and we were like just a bunch of white kids we had no chance we had we had no chance I've got
• 167:00 - 167:30 Spirit yes I do I've got Spirit how about you and they be like suck our dicks it I but that energy that high school black inner city energy with some HBCU cheerleaders you ever seen the HBC cheerleaders yes I they're my [ __ ] favorite versus a Serbian just [ __ ] no deodorant just God man I miss Serbia when those folks start entering into other sports when people from like
• 167:30 - 168:00 hard environments start entering sport like this the scariest guy in the UFC or one of the scariest is uh from Chia Chia yeah that's that's that's War torn dude this this guy is a [ __ ] hamzat chamaya he is a [ __ ] animal have you ever seen that guy fight ham no Hamza chamv pull up Hamza chamv versus Kevin Holland so ham Hamza chamv is the number one contender in the UFC's uh middleweight division he's a [ __ ]
• 168:00 - 168:30 monster and he's so aggressive like relentlessly aggressive he's known to get in fights like backstage and just an animal and like in postf fight interview like I [ __ ] kill them all I kill them all wait did I just watch him drop weight today oh might have he shaved his head they shaved his head to drop weight no I don't think so maybe I don't think so but he just run go from the right from the beginning because the very this is the beginning of the fight watch how
• 168:30 - 169:00 he storms at [Applause] him the amount of [ __ ] grappling power you have to have to rag doll Kevin Holland like this is insane Kevin Holland is a Brazilian jiujitsu black belt under Travis lutter I mean he's a legit Grappler that's why he's surviving and he scrambles is cuz he's a legit black belt what's he saying to him they're talking [ __ ] Kevin likes to talk [ __ ] where's a lip reader when you need
• 169:00 - 169:30 one I think Kevin's probably like come on man I thought we were going to stand up why don't we fight why don't we fighting the feet he's probably trying to Goat him into doing something stupid yeah Kevin talks [ __ ] while you're hitting him I mean this is crazy grappling ability the way he rotates with with him and here it is here's the DAR so he sinks up the choke and slides through watch his right hand his right hand's going to reach forward and grab a hold of his bicep watch how this is when he senses it see see it slides down yeah
• 169:30 - 170:00 when you when the right hand right now it's still open when the right now it clamps now it's on the bicep oh wow yeah yeah yeah yeah that that's the choke the chok's fully locked in now and Kevin's [ __ ] godamn he's totally [ __ ] and he's going to have to tap and he eventually Taps but I mean to tap a guy like Kevin Holland and not just tap him but just have he has no chance at any moment in the fight it's just total grappling dominance look at that he's a monster just a [ __ ] monster and like the most aggressive guy
• 170:00 - 170:30 in the [ __ ] sport like right away charges and this is it this is the end once he Taps it oh my God he get once he gets that leg over the top of the body so he isolates the body and constricts deeper into the choke he's he's stun dude I got choked I got choked out by my daughter Isa oh no yeah we were on vacation we trying not to get choked out no she's she's a girl so I thought she's talking [ __ ] Eddie Bravo Eddie Bravo's got her private Jiu-Jitsu lessons so she's been taking Jiu-Jitsu in her [ __ ] gym and she's you know she's
• 170:30 - 171:00 dyslexic so she every she can never name tell you the right move she's about to do and uh we're on vacation and she goes uh she goes you going be easy you slow down there big guy I'll choke you out and I was like oh you're going to choke me out she goes she goes it's easier to choke out big guys and I went really she goes I find it easier and I was like okay I was like try to choke me out Joe this little needle arm went around my neck and I swear to God what is she like 15 at the time I just went I tapped she
• 171:00 - 171:30 was like yeah that's what I thought I was like my daughter well that's what I thought she said talk [ __ ] dude disrespect she did she she met Eddie Bravo she met Eddie Bravo at our house one night and you know Eddie me Sam tripley Eddie and I are lit right and we're in the kitchen we just done like a podcast and I comes in she's like who's this guy and I go this is Eddie Bravo she goes okay and she I was like he teaches jiujitsu she goes I want to learn Jiu-Jitsu and Eddie goes really and she goes yeah a little bit of that
• 171:30 - 172:00 hiya and Eddie goes that's not Jiu-Jitsu she goes whatever it is I want to learn it so he goes all right I'll set you up and he got her this this lady that came over to the house like three times a week oh wow that's amazing mats in the back and Isa loved it I loved it except she'd turn the The Nest cam around so we couldn't watch her jiu-jitsu lessons oh that's funny she's like I don't want to watch you I don't want you to watch what I do I just want I want to learn it that's cool yeah it was really cool it's a very good thing for women to learn because Jiu-Jitsu allows you to defend yourself in a way that very few martial
• 172:00 - 172:30 arts really do because you don't have to rely on the size of your hands hitting people and you know and kicking people it's too hard it's too hard to knock out a man like if you have small hands if you're a woman it's just like you can't just can't generate enough Force for the most part unless you're like a unusually strong woman some Wom like you know you know like uh there's a few you know like Holly Holm like you don't want Holly Holm punching you in the face Amanda Nunes will knock you out cold 100% even if you're a dude but most women they
• 172:30 - 173:00 just don't have the power in their hands but everyone has the power to carry your body around right so your legs are really strong if a woman gets her [ __ ] legs locked around your neck and gets a triangle on you you're [ __ ] if she knows how to do jiujitsu like your legs are carrying if you weigh 130 lbs you're a woman your legs are carrying 130 lbs all day long and they don't get tired and they're strong yeah so all you have to do is like lock that [ __ ] in behind the knee crack and pull on the head and you're going to sleep you're going to sleep she could she could have
• 173:00 - 173:30 put me to sleep I bet she could have I've been [ __ ] humiliating there was a uh a show that they used to have on Showtime where this dude who was a he was a porn star and he had a show on Showtime and uh he had like a reality show and in one of the episodes he was going to do jiujitsu with a woman and so my friend Felicia Felicia o who's a black belt under John jaac Machado she's a Legit Beast and you know she weighs 130 lbs maybe maybe 135 maybe and she
• 173:30 - 174:00 choked the [ __ ] out of this dude like multiple times I don't even think she was a black belt at the time she was probably a brown belt maybe she was a black belt already she was a black belt before me but uh I used to train with her all the time she's really really good and a dude who didn't know what he's doing he's going night night amazing how many dudes don't know what they're doing most people don't most people it's too hard to learn and you got to get humiliated when you do learn you know you get you get [ __ ]
• 174:00 - 174:30 humiliated it's it's it's a brutal wakeup call when you get strangled like and how easy it is for people to do it to you you're so vulnerable when you're unconscious oh well you're just so vulnerable when you do Jiu-Jitsu against someone who's good at it remember the first time I realized I was a white belt and I rolled with this kid who was a purple Bel and he was my size and he just mauled me and I remember thinking this is crazy like I can't believe I'm totally helpless like I thought I had this delusional idea like I know how to fight I'll [ __ ] figure this out this
• 174:30 - 175:00 ain't that big a deal it's not that much different from Taekwondo or kickboxing like delusional I got strangled over and over again by everybody but this one guy in particular he just was murdering me and I remember thinking I got to learn this like this is like really important to know like I didn't know how was that V have you gotten choked unconscious no never unconscious I always tap oh it's terrifying it's terrifying it's terrifying cuz you you get that moment where you're like uh uh uh I definitely sparked out a couple of times where I
• 175:00 - 175:30 could see I could see like the the door was closing you have to tap you have like a second left before you go out before you tap and know when someone's got like a really good rear naked choke once it's locked in and they start to [ __ ] clamp down the bad like you got to [ __ ] tap you got to tap especially in training like it's stupid to not tap because you could really get hurt especially if you get caught in an arm bar or worse is like a heel hook or a knee bar like you got to tap immediately you can't take a chance with ripping your joint apart it's not worth
• 175:30 - 176:00 it [ __ ] that and I had a lot of injuries from not tapping in time I had a bad camur injury on my elbow my friend Brent caught me in a kamur and I I couldn't believe that he got it I was like cuz I usually get him I was like I am going to get him and then he got me I'm like oh my God he got me this [ __ ] got and I didn't want to tap and I was trying to work my way out of it and work my way out and eventually I had a tap and I was like oh I [ __ ] my elbow up and I couldn't do chin-ups for like three months really it was brutal it was horrible every time I do a chin up I was
• 176:00 - 176:30 Agony in my left elbow do you still roll no is that cuz you're back I want I want to again but uh I just like my I've had a few aggravating injuries I had some sciatica a while back like real stiffness of the back but you know what's really changed that a lot is stretching I've I've spent like an hour and half every night just stretching yeah loosened everything up and I realized like sometimes I go too hard and I don't give myself enough recovery you know I just I push a little
• 176:30 - 177:00 too far and then I ignore like I had this back thing that was bothering me from archery and I just ignored it and I it was just a muscle thing so I wasn't worried about it wait where is it like right in the center of your back over the right no no my right on the side it's on the side by the hips so I know lower lower right so I know it's it's not worrying me like a spine thing a spine thing worry me but this was inflamed and I just kept shooting the bow I just was like shut up [ __ ] and I just I pushed it to the point where it
• 177:00 - 177:30 got kind of chronic and it bothered me for a while it's much much better now um but I'm being real careful to get it to 100% before I think about doing anything like right now I can kick the bag again I can do pretty much everything again but it's one of those things where I'm still getting better so wait when you say stretching cuz like I after we did the I did so much working out I had a a masseuse come in and like kind of test my flexibility CU I had some problems in my forearm M and my AR my shoulder can't
• 177:30 - 178:00 go like I can't get it by past this and like this one goes way do you have an injury I don't know I have no [ __ ] idea I think i' I think it's no recovery and no stretching I do no stretching benching is rough on the elbows or the shoulders rather bench benching get rough especially if you bench heavy especially you watch have you ever seen the dudes snap a [ __ ] oh yeah I have seen that yeah that's all I was thinking about it pops off and then you're [ __ ] you know Cody rhods no Cody rhods is the WWE Champion he's a dusty road son oh
• 178:00 - 178:30 okay yeah yeah I I [ __ ] tell him I'm doing the bench press competition and he goes oh I I tore my pack at 315 and I was like that's the [ __ ] bet and he was like oh you don't even see it coming look at his peack oh Jesus Christ it PO he goes it felt like velcro you just heard and he he wrestled even though his PEC was torn he wrestled with a torn Peck what a [ __ ] animal he's a beast Jesus Christ that's crazy yeah he did uh we did go Big Show together his dad was the best H A cell with a torn
• 178:30 - 179:00 peack these guys are animals dud well you know it's when you're young well it's also like wrestling it's like the culture the pro wrestling culture the culture is like you're going to get battered like we're battering each other that's just what more so in the past those guys really got [ __ ] up oh dude you know I've had a bunch of those guys in here they tell me the stories you know Hulk Hogan and [ __ ] Jake The Snake like all all these these guys are animals Undertaker and they all drank six packs after the show everyone was
• 179:00 - 179:30 snorting coke they were going from town to town beating the [ __ ] out of each other how how how much better do you think uh uh anabolic steroids are than testosterone for as far as like putting weight on and M better is it so much more noticeable oh yeah it's it's completely Chang have you ever done an anabolic steroid nothing serious I've never done anything serious I tried anavar once and I've done like some minor stuff there was some stuff that I got that you used to be able to buy at the store used to be able to buy it from
• 179:30 - 180:00 GNC like a vitamin store and they eventually pulled it off the market I forget what it was called I forget what it's called but it was pills and holy [ __ ] did this work it was like legit steroids that you could buy at GNC well when I was in college you could buy GHB at GNC that's crazy yeah cuz you you would take a little cap full before you went to sleep and it would burn fat while you slept well apparently I was reading about this this conspiracy about GHB and about how safe GHB is in small
• 180:00 - 180:30 doses and how good it is for you with sleep and recovery but the problem is people would dump it in people's drinks and then it was like a date rape drug because you just get if you have a lot of it you're just out of it you don't know what the [ __ ] is going on and so then it became the date rape drug and it just got pulled from the market or at least very difficult to get but yeah I remember during the those days when it was out like bodybuilders would always talk about it they were all taking GHB
• 180:30 - 181:00 before they go to sleep and it like has some Pro what is like Google what the conspiracy is about GHP but it has some profound effects on recovery like puts you in deep sleep and apparently at the right doses it's very safe really yeah this this doctor was explaining like what had led to it being demonized and like but what the the actual benefits of GHB are yeah I I remember taking it in college you took it oh to party we took
• 181:00 - 181:30 it first time I ever took it was on a rock in Greece in the middle of the ocean a rock in the middle of the ocean you're the problem yeah people like you well was funny as [ __ ] do for you guys like it's like I might want a little liquid ecstasy and I was like sure liquid ecstasy that's what he called it and I found out later was GHB but we he had like a little dropper cap full we all took a sip and all a sudden you start blowing up a little bit used to do that and there were like these other these the store pills that you'd get you took enough of those you'd [ __ ] feel
• 181:30 - 182:00 it do you remember when they used to sell Salvia they used to sell Salvia in like a head shop or they would sell bongs yeah Salvia was like a super potent psychedelic oh I still have nightmares of AR's Salvia trip oh my God we played it on the podcast for him he explained expained to us that he he had a whole life Under the Sea he had a whole relationship under the I think he went to another dimension that's what I think he said he was there for months had a whole life gp's mechanism of action has not
• 182:00 - 182:30 been elucidated it crosses the bloodb brain barrier where it interferes with dopamine levels in a complex dose dependent way ghb's relief of the symptoms of narcolepsy is believed to be mediated via these dop dopam magenic IC dopaminergic effects GHB facilitates deep slow wve sleep during which growth hormone release naturally increases this may uh explain why higher levels of growth hormone have been
• 182:30 - 183:00 detected after GHB Administration yeah that's why the um bodybuilders would take it there's a lot well this you know this is uh Derek from more plates more dates was on the podcast and he was explaining how making steroids illegal when they did that they've stopped all the research and development that could have made those things very safe so because they stopped doing any studies on them and they made them a ban substance then everyone's just ryant
• 183:00 - 183:30 upon the ones that are already in existence and no new ones have been developed so all the steroids that people are taking are all steroids that have been developed a long long time ago and he said it stifled The Innovation and the ability to make better safer ones that you know the problem is the idea of cheating in athletics right and it is a real problem you know if someone is taking steroids they have an advantage over people who don't take steroids but if they could figure out a way to make them safe where they didn't completely [ __ ] up your endocrine system
• 183:30 - 184:00 there should be an argument where if it makes you perform better but doesn't have a detrimental effect on you then athletes should take it yes but people don't like that idea because they don't want someone to have some massive advantage in any sort of a sport it it also goes into like Society the the demonizing of anyone on a semi glute tide yeah I mean people go I mean people get [ __ ] on like like I joke that Tom's on uh what's OIC all the time I think he
• 184:00 - 184:30 is but whatever you do think he is oh [ __ ] yeah really when did Tom when when have we ever known Tom to put in the hard work to lose the weight but he's been really disciplined uh where is he going anyway no I'm joking you're [ __ ] around I'm [ __ ] around a little bit little bit but not really think he would do it not tell you I don't know really his wife was on it she got sick on it she Brian Simpson Brian Simpson got real sick so did Bobby Lee did you see Bobby Lee threw up on a video it's [ __ ] hysterical yeah folks just carnivore diet just eat diet eat meat and eggs and you'll lose weight I
• 184:30 - 185:00 guarantee you you will you feel great too but it is crazy how people he was this is when he was on OIC and they were trying to shoot a promo and he kept going Santino I don't feel good and he's like shut up BBY let's just get it so does he actually puke oh yeah oh oh boy oh oh my God now I'm gagging all right bur Crush let's wrap this [ __ ] up Joe I love you to death I love death man hey uh looking forward to hanging out with you while you're here permission to Party World Tour starts
• 185:00 - 185:30 October 18th I'm in Vegas this weekend more importantly my special lucky lucky available right now streaming right now on Netflix I hope you guys like it shirt shirt mat shirt matar of you shirt and matching pants nice yeah I really I really stepped it up a bit I like it I like the look all right brother love you to death love you to death bye bye everybody [Music] [Applause] [Music]