So I Discovered the Weirdest Speedruns...

Summary of So I Discovered the Weirdest Speedruns...

In this video titled "So I Discovered the Weirdest Speedruns," the content creator embarks on a journey to explore some of the most unusual and quirky speedruns in the gaming and speedrunning community. From pencil sharpening to burrito making, every segment is a combination of humor and awe as the creator delves into these absurd speed challenges. The video also highlights record-breaking food consumption and peculiar feats of memorization, all while maintaining an engaging and playful tone.

Overview of So I Discovered the Weirdest Speedruns...

First up, we dive into the bizarre world of pencil sharpening speedruns, inspired by the creator's past experience and an old viral video. The creator humorously recounts the intense competition and physical challenge of sharpening pencils at breakneck speed, culminating in an impressive but pain-inducing performance.

Next, the video transitions to the culinary challenge of burrito-making speedruns. We witness a speedrunner with a foot pedal performing splits and the creator's humorous critique of the runner's technique, especially the 'hot sauce split.' The segment showcases the entertaining aspects of these culinary speed challenges.

Finally, the video explores obscure speedruns like drinking milk, making pizzas, and memorizing cards in record time. The host marvels at the skill and dedication required for these feats while providing a light-hearted commentary. The absurdity of some speedruns, such as 'fastest throwing of a human being' and 'most words spelled backwards in one minute,' adds to the overall comedic tone of the video.

So I Discovered the Weirdest Speedruns... Transcription

• 0 - 6.42 all right boys let's get to it it's time
• 3 - 8.34 to look at some speed runs I want to
• 6.42 - 10.379999999999999 take a look at some weird wild wacky
• 8.34 - 12.3 speedruns I remember I watched an easy
• 10.38 - 14.280000000000001 Escape video that was about weird
• 12.3 - 16.560000000000002 speedruns and it was kind of hype and
• 14.28 - 18.539 that's what inspired small ants pencil
• 16.56 - 20.038999999999998 sharpening video can anyone claim
• 18.539 - 22.68 they're actually good at pencil
• 20.039 - 25.14 sharpening so the goal today is to look
• 22.68 - 27.539 at some more weird speed runs we're
• 25.14 - 30.72 gonna take a look at these speedruns and
• 27.539 - 33.54 see which ones are uh maybe one we could
• 30.72 - 35.879999999999995 beat but two also ones we could maybe do
• 33.54 - 38.399 because sometimes like how I became the
• 35.88 - 39.899 fastest pencil sharpener in the world I
• 38.399 - 41.34 thought I could do that and then I went
• 39.899 - 43.980000000000004 head to head against small Ant and the
• 41.34 - 46.260000000000005 answer is no I can't do that this hurts
• 43.98 - 48.12 so much I started the run and
• 46.26 - 49.98 immediately something was different the
• 48.12 - 52.079 first pencil I finished in under 30
• 49.98 - 54.419999999999995 seconds the second pencil I finished by
• 52.079 - 56.82 53. this was a pace I had never
• 54.42 - 58.800000000000004 previously experienced every pencil was
• 56.82 - 61.44 spinning within the sharpener faster
• 58.8 - 65.46 than all others in the past pencil 6
• 61.44 - 66.24 took 20 seconds pencil 7 took 15. pencil
• 65.46 - 68.64 8
• 66.24 - 70.619 10. how do you sharpen a pencil in 10
• 68.64 - 73.32 seconds like I know it's possible it
• 70.619 - 75.2 just seems absurd
• 73.32 - 79.38 done
• 75.2 - 84.08 10 pencils sharpened in three minutes in
• 79.38 - 84.08 38 seconds 10 pencil drill lists
• 84.18 - 91.619 that's a dude what a gap foot cream and
• 88.259 - 96.119 small ant one and two cram craft at
• 91.619 - 97.979 number three 16 minutes behind this is
• 96.119 - 100.5 not a competitive category I'm sure
• 97.979 - 103.02 since this video came out this became a
• 100.5 - 106.38 much more competitive category in real
• 103.02 - 109.619 life 10 pencils drillis is now two
• 106.38 - 111.65899999999999 minutes in three seconds holy [ __ ]
• 109.619 - 114.36 either way that's what's gonna kick us
• 111.659 - 116.159 off for a a pencil a speedrunning
• 114.36 - 119.03999999999999 challenge excuse me but the next one up
• 116.159 - 122.759 boys it's the burrito making speedrun
• 119.04 - 125.10000000000001 how fast do you think you could make a
• 122.759 - 127.14 burrito if you put your life into the
• 125.1 - 130.07999999999998 craft of making a burrito what would
• 127.14 - 133.739 your time be gone to head I think I can
• 130.08 - 136.68 whip up a burrito in like 25 to 30
• 133.739 - 139.26 seconds but anyway let's take take a
• 136.68 - 142.28 look at this run from our Arcus which
• 139.26 - 142.28 insane mustache
• 142.319 - 150.61999999999998 he has a foot pedal he has a foot pedal
• 146.12 - 150.62 he's he's doing splits
• 151.319 - 154.319 foreign
• 154.94 - 161.12 yes 13 seconds look at that we just
• 158.22 - 163.92 speed ran a burrito in 13 seconds
• 161.12 - 166.62 that's a new record that that was
• 163.92 - 167.879 actually pretty fast but honestly did
• 166.62 - 170.34 everybody see it
• 167.879 - 172.56 did everybody see it he was taking his
• 170.34 - 174.06 sweet time on the hot sauce look at his
• 172.56 - 176.22 hot sauce
• 174.06 - 179.459 look at that he's he tipped it and then
• 176.22 - 181.44 had to double pour the hot sauce was a
• 179.459 - 183.239 bad split I feel like there's a half
• 181.44 - 185.94 second to save on hot sauce alone this
• 183.239 - 188.28 could sub 13 pretty easily next one up
• 185.94 - 190.379 is a classic internet viral video I've
• 188.28 - 191.76 seen this video a hundred times over but
• 190.379 - 195.72 I still love watching it it's making
• 191.76 - 198.239 pizzas three pizzas 39 seconds I worked
• 195.72 - 200.7 at a pizza shop making a pizza's [ __ ]
• 198.239 - 203.159 hard even if it's doused in that Sal
• 200.7 - 205.67999999999998 Molina flour whenever salmolina is used
• 203.159 - 207.78 it makes the pizza feel like a cat's
• 205.68 - 209.76000000000002 tongue because it's just so goddamn
• 207.78 - 211.019 rough but it makes it slightly easier to
• 209.76 - 212.57999999999998 work with it's still kind of hard to
• 211.019 - 215 work with though it's still kind of hard
• 212.58 - 215 to work with
• 216.18 - 219.019 three does
• 220.14 - 223.7 dude look at that move
• 227.7 - 231.07999999999998 that's roning up
• 231.48 - 238.379 holy [ __ ] this move here when he tosses
• 235.26 - 241.2 it back it comes back like 1.5 x in size
• 238.379 - 242.819 he tosses it here and then he whips it
• 241.2 - 244.92 back
• 242.819 - 247.7 and it's like double [ __ ] size
• 244.92 - 247.7 instantly
• 249.299 - 254.81900000000002 wait did you see this this is actually
• 252 - 257.759 typical working at any food or any
• 254.819 - 260.759 service industry ever one person is
• 257.759 - 263.04 doing the work of 10 men and then you
• 260.759 - 264.6 look over to their co-worker on the
• 263.04 - 266.759 phone
• 264.6 - 268.5 probably timing all right credit where
• 266.759 - 269.34000000000003 credit's due she's probably timing the
• 268.5 - 272.78 Run
• 269.34 - 272.78 but it's accurate
• 274.86 - 278.84000000000003 how'd you do
• 276.95 - 281.759 [Music]
• 278.84 - 283.67999999999995 dude that's how you know he's Pro he
• 281.759 - 285.36 reacted like actual speedrunners do when
• 283.68 - 288.3 they get a world record like like when
• 285.36 - 289.97900000000004 when just [ __ ] hardened Pros get a
• 288.3 - 292.199 better time he's like yeah okay good
• 289.979 - 294.479 yeah that's fair I expected that here's
• 292.199 - 297.06 another random one this one's nerdy as
• 294.479 - 298.38 [ __ ] it's from the Korean open Memory
• 297.06 - 300.24 championship
• 298.38 - 301.56 speed cards world record I've literally
• 300.24 - 303.36 never heard of this the mods just linked
• 301.56 - 305.479 it in I have no idea what he's about to
• 303.36 - 305.47900000000004 do
• 309.539 - 313.21999999999997 slime Banning people on Twitter
• 314.58 - 318.78 wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so so
• 316.68 - 320.759 you grab a deck of randomly shuffled
• 318.78 - 322.61999999999995 cards you start the timer you flip
• 320.759 - 324.539 through you stop the timer and then you
• 322.62 - 326.52 take the other deck and then you sort it
• 324.539 - 328.62 into the order of the first deck
• 326.52 - 330.35999999999996 presumably the deck you the second deck
• 328.62 - 332.1 will be a brand new deck and then you
• 330.36 - 334.22 flip them next to someone else to see if
• 332.1 - 337.199 you were right it took him
• 334.22 - 338.99 12.74 seconds to memorize all of the
• 337.199 - 342.689 cards
• 338.99 - 342.689 [Music]
• 344.72 - 348.62 why is no one like talking
• 355.62 - 359.699 damn it would blow to be the other kid
• 358.259 - 361.44 in the class
• 359.699 - 363.41900000000004 like any of the other kids in the class
• 361.44 - 366.18 you're like oh [ __ ] wait I'm not the
• 363.419 - 368.75899999999996 main character anyway that's insane that
• 366.18 - 371.16 that exists I can't tell if it's crazier
• 368.759 - 373.319 his skill or that it exists I I don't
• 371.16 - 376.199 know which one's weirder uh the next one
• 373.319 - 380.40000000000003 up is drinking milk speeder on any
• 376.199 - 386.039 percent 19 seconds 44 centiseconds it
• 380.4 - 388.73999999999995 has 43 views this is deep cut mods this
• 386.039 - 391.759 [ __ ] deep cut all right let's let's
• 388.74 - 394.86 watch this kid drink some milk so um
• 391.759 - 398.90000000000003 today I will be speed winning bringing
• 394.86 - 402.66 this glass of milk and uh bro
• 398.9 - 404.28 Badlands would [ __ ] smoke you all
• 402.66 - 407.36 right we'll watch him out though yeah
• 404.28 - 407.35999999999996 this is my first attempt
• 411 - 417.319 two one
• 412.68 - 421.699 [Music]
• 417.319 - 421.699 he threw on the [ __ ] timer
• 423.56 - 430.86 [ __ ] not a drop wasted not a drop Left
• 427.86 - 433.259 Behind honestly
• 430.86 - 434.88 great performance That's My Boy bundle
• 433.259 - 436.62 of burgers
• 434.88 - 439.56 bottle of burgers coming out for another
• 436.62 - 440.84000000000003 one absolute King slate again now here's
• 439.56 - 443.4 how I know it wasn't a world record
• 440.84 - 447.78 because good evening now we are going to
• 443.4 - 450.479 watch a man drink two liters of soda
• 447.78 - 453.479 in less time
• 450.479 - 455.58 so that kid was a precursor all right we
• 453.479 - 458.15999999999997 watched that kid walk so we could watch
• 455.58 - 462.74 Badlands [ __ ] Sprint like a gazelle
• 458.16 - 467.16 through this that is exactly at the line
• 462.74 - 471.36 exactly okay this is a perfect chunk
• 467.16 - 473.94 dude he is so magnificent he might be
• 471.36 - 479.72 the coolest human he's so perfectly bald
• 473.94 - 481.68 bye five four three you're nervous two
• 479.72 - 482.20000000000005 one
• 481.68 - 485.38 oh
• 482.2 - 485.38 [Music]
• 489.68 - 492.74 dude dude
• 496.74 - 502.039 oh there's no way
• 502.87 - 505.939 [Music]
• 507.539 - 512.479 I'm talking about that was delicious
• 513.18 - 519.8389999999999 excuse the bad man sorry about that oh
• 516.779 - 522.24 you're allowed to burp you chug two
• 519.839 - 524.8800000000001 liters in 18 seconds you're allowed to
• 522.24 - 526.86 burp what a nice guy he is the throat
• 524.88 - 529.16 goat truly
• 526.86 - 534.5 and there ain't nobody else close
• 529.16 - 534.5 fastest throwing of a human being
• 539.399 - 543.86 oh [ __ ] his arm fell off
• 545.88 - 550.92 world record world record run what was
• 548.399 - 553.32 my time ref so get the fastest runner or
• 550.92 - 555.779 strongest man how about the record for
• 553.32 - 558.779 the furthest throwing of a human oh it's
• 555.779 - 562.2 the furthest I thought it was the
• 558.779 - 566.459 fastest oh I'm sorry Jack oh
• 562.2 - 568.32 this one is calculator inputs
• 566.459 - 571.14 office of a Nagasaki based food
• 568.32 - 574.08 wholesaler one worker here ask her
• 571.14 - 577.399 kamimura calculator whiz who's
• 574.08 - 577.399 advises jaw dropping
• 578.76 - 583.98 here kamimura is comparing sales
• 580.68 - 586.2199999999999 estimates with actual sales would you do
• 583.98 - 586.22 this
• 587.72 - 593.94 [ __ ] lazy ass dude bro he just peeps
• 592.38 - 596.76 over
• 593.94 - 598.5 oh [ __ ] you did that pretty quick yo
• 596.76 - 600.72 check this out I got another one for you
• 598.5 - 603.24 a lot of Japanese commercial high
• 600.72 - 605.0400000000001 schools have calculator clubs this
• 603.24 - 607.92 school in Nagasaki is famous for its
• 605.04 - 609.8389999999999 strong teeth dude Japanese schools do
• 607.92 - 611.459 their students so dirty all right
• 609.839 - 613.98 [ __ ]
• 611.459 - 616.9799999999999 play some football bro get some
• 613.98 - 618.54 basketball involved the thumb handles
• 616.98 - 620.64 zero only
• 618.54 - 621.899 the index finger covers the two rows on
• 620.64 - 624.3 the left
• 621.899 - 626.279 the middle finger the middle row
• 624.3 - 627.1999999999999 and the ring finger the two rows on the
• 626.279 - 629.579 right
• 627.2 - 631.44 the little finger is used exclusively
• 629.579 - 634.8 for the plus key
• 631.44 - 635.8800000000001 dude I'm not like get whatever club that
• 634.8 - 637.26 gives you Joy in life you know what I
• 635.88 - 639.6 mean do whatever you need to do to to
• 637.26 - 642.06 create relationships and find a place in
• 639.6 - 644.88 this world it just feels like this club
• 642.06 - 647.88 is like 90 women and supposed to
• 644.88 - 650.06 manufacture better office job employees
• 647.88 - 653.1 it's like it's like an office job
• 650.06 - 655.14 employee incubator and they come out of
• 653.1 - 657.24 it and they're like great now you're
• 655.14 - 658.56 gonna do that club thing for the rest of
• 657.24 - 660.48 your life
• 658.56 - 663 that's crap I feel like that's crazy
• 660.48 - 664.9200000000001 it's like oh you if you don't like this
• 663 - 665.82 try out our other club it's answer the
• 664.92 - 668.579 phone
• 665.82 - 671.94 and and direct it to the correct lying
• 668.579 - 674.0999999999999 Club yeah that one's a blast and then we
• 671.94 - 676.1400000000001 have email Club you basically just say
• 674.1 - 678.62 per my last email and then write a one
• 676.14 - 681.8389999999999 paragraph essay
• 678.62 - 683.04 on the calculator the coal shoveling
• 681.839 - 686.22 Club
• 683.04 - 689.3 if you thought calculator Club was fun
• 686.22 - 691.38 how about stamp club
• 689.3 - 693.12 now I believe the way it works in Japan
• 691.38 - 695.22 I'm not super knowledgeable on this but
• 693.12 - 697.8 everybody has their own stamp that's
• 695.22 - 699.839 unique to you it's similar to like
• 697.8 - 701.6999999999999 um rather than like hey can you sign for
• 699.839 - 702.9590000000001 this it's like yo can you throw your
• 701.7 - 705.48 stamp in this [ __ ]
• 702.959 - 707.459 and uh and so stamps are used very often
• 705.48 - 709.2 I guess it's similar to a thumb print
• 707.459 - 711.4799999999999 but like you use a thumb print in
• 709.2 - 712.8000000000001 America like five times in your life so
• 711.48 - 715.24 this is this is a little different it's
• 712.8 - 718.779 it's a little closer to a signature yeah
• 715.24 - 718.779 [Music]
• 731.24 - 736.84 this is insane though
• 733.78 - 736.8399999999999 [Music]
• 743.4 - 746.559 [Music]
• 749.899 - 756.54 seven stamps in one second is pretty
• 754.139 - 759.3 insane uh all right let's bring this
• 756.54 - 762.06 back down from the world of practical
• 759.3 - 764.16 speed runs for business purposes to
• 762.06 - 766.6389999999999 maybe the most useless speedrun that
• 764.16 - 766.639 exists
• 769.56 - 772.56 foreign
• 773.639 - 777.98 this is a fake reaction I know from this
• 775.8 - 777.9799999999999 guy
• 795.38 - 802.26 Kirby air ride 5 hot dogs percent he's
• 798.899 - 803.7 done this 2082 times I don't know where
• 802.26 - 805.2 the hot dogs come into play but I'm
• 803.7 - 806.82 waiting you deserve it it sounds like
• 805.2 - 808.5600000000001 right now he's just getting some [ __ ]
• 806.82 - 810.24 that increases his ability to move
• 808.56 - 815.66 faster
• 810.24 - 815.66 oh [ __ ] oh no
• 817.2 - 822.24 it's over
• 820.199 - 824.8199999999999 wait what the [ __ ] how did he open it so
• 822.24 - 827.88 quick he got five hot dogs in like a
• 824.82 - 829.0790000000001 minute five hot dogs Kirby air ride is
• 827.88 - 830.639 there something solid about this so I
• 829.079 - 832.9799999999999 can understand what the [ __ ] happening
• 830.639 - 834.6 seed running is home to tons of there
• 832.98 - 837.24 actually is
• 834.6 - 839.339 I was kidding I was kidding I didn't
• 837.24 - 841.74 actually want this
• 839.339 - 845.339 most words spelled backwards in one
• 841.74 - 845.339 minute yes
• 865.26 - 868.26 English Majors after they graduate
• 867.06 - 870.54 college
• 868.26 - 872.1 yeah I couldn't find a job so I don't
• 870.54 - 875.399 know I just
• 872.1 - 878.12 spelled words it was really useful
• 875.399 - 878.12 though I'd say
• 880.39 - 883.49 [Music]
• 898.22 - 901.519 I already know
• 903.3 - 908.399 they did 56 words in one minute I don't
• 906.42 - 909.54 think I could spell 56 words in one
• 908.399 - 911.1 minute
• 909.54 - 914.9399999999999 forward
• 911.1 - 916.9200000000001 I think I would crap out at like 40. all
• 914.94 - 919.5600000000001 right well I have a challenge for you
• 916.92 - 922.26 guys now let's see who can get the World
• 919.56 - 924.42 Record for fastest person to subscribe
• 922.26 - 927.54 to this YouTube channel
• 924.42 - 930.019 the timer starts when I say
• 927.54 - 930.019 go
• 932.759 - 936.779 if you win I'll give you
• 935.279 - 939.11 um
• 936.779 - 948.12 one dollar bill
• 939.11 - 948.12 [Music]