Laughter, Guffaws, and Culinary Confessions

No STDs in Heaven with Nicole Byer

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Summary

In a side-splitting episode of Good Guys Podcast, Nicole Byer joins Josh Peck in an uproarious and candid conversation that traverses from the trivial to the profound. From Super Bowl banter, personal quirks, and hilarious culinary mishaps, to serious reflections on relationships and societal norms, this episode is packed with laughter and genuine moments. Nicole brings her trademark humor to topics like fad diets, the spectacle of sports, and the absurdities of pop culture. The interplay between her and Josh is electric, delivering a comedic yet sincere exploration of the human experience.

Highlights

Nicole Byer and Josh Peck kick off with a humorous reflection on the Super Bowl, dubbing it a male soap opera. 😂
They hilariously navigate the spectacle of sports and its intense fan reactions. 🤪
Nicole jests about her smile, opting out of Hollywood veneers, while warmly recalling quirky features. 😁
Dietary adventures with Monjaro pill make for gut-busting stories of edible escapades. 🥯
Food stories abound as Nicole and Josh swap confessions on over-indulgences and craving mishaps. 🍩
Josh and Nicole discuss the peculiarities of fame and the reality behind celebrity endorsements. 🎬
A laugh-out-loud take on Valentine’s Day and personalized romantic expectations. 💘
Nicole brings humor into the quirks and joys of love, delving into the nuances of talking about partners in showbiz. 💕
The podcast showcases witty banter, commercial parodies, and loving jabs at lifestyle boosters. 🍳

Key Takeaways

Super Bowl for straight men is a male soap opera. 😂
Nicole embraces her unique smile over Hollywood veneers! 😁
Gastronomic adventures come with baked goodies and hilarious disasters. 🍞
Transformations via Monjaro and food indulgences—oh, what a combo! 🍩
Celebrations of quirks and personalities in relationships. 💕
Food-related foibles are universal and delightfully relatable. 🥖
Celebrity lives blur hilarity with reality. 🚀
Valentine's surprises stir debates about tradition versus creativity. 💘
Puppets like Chewy and Caraway spice up life anecdotes. 🍳

Overview

Nicole Byer brings a fresh wave of humor to the Good Guys Podcast with Josh Peck. Their discussion kicks off with lighthearted banter about sports fanaticism—likening the Super Bowl to a male soap opera driven by intense, almost comedic fan behavior. The episode meanders through various entertaining and sometimes absurd anecdotes, all the while Nicole's comedic chops shine through.

Food becomes a central theme as Nicole and Josh dive into hilarious recollections of kitchen blunders and joyous overindulgence. Whether it’s the nostalgic joy of munching baguettes topped with excessive butter or tales of failed culinary experiments, their stories, punctuated by laughter, illuminate the universal connection humans have with food—both the loving and the flawed aspects.

Relationship tales intertwine with Nicole’s vibrant personality as she discusses the balance of public lifestyles and private love lives. The discussion takes heartfelt twists around love's genuine nature, societal expectations, and the humor she finds in everyday moments. All these form threads sewn into this colorful tapestry of delightful conversation, offering listeners both comedy and warmth.

Chapters

00:00 - 00:30: Introduction The chapter begins with a musical introduction hinting at the show's hosts being two Jewish individuals who tackle a variety of subjects no matter how small. They’re part of a premium podcast team named "the good guys," and they humorously encourage listeners to rate them five stars. The introduction sets a casual, conversational tone, indicating the hosts' relaxed and humorous style. The chapter promises engaging content with the "good guys" seated and ready to start the discussion.
00:30 - 05:00: Super Bowl and Sports Fandom The chapter discusses the Super Bowl and its allure, focusing on how even those who don't understand football can enjoy the event. It portrays an amusing perspective where the excitement of sports fandom, especially from straight men, is seen as perplexing and amusing to someone outside the fandom. The narrator prefers the enthusiasm found in ice skating events among the LGBTQ+ community.
05:00 - 10:00: Dental and Dietary Choices The chapter discusses the comparison between men's investment in sports, likened to a 'male soap opera,' highlighting the intense emotions and backstories involved. The conversation turns to Eagles fans, acknowledging their passionate and sometimes aggressive nature, especially when provoked. The narrative amusingly notes the city's plea to fans to avoid destructive celebrations after a victory.
10:00 - 15:00: Food and Cooking Shows The chapter discusses challenges with pronunciation and an underbite, highlighting a misunderstanding around the word 'rioting.' The speaker clarifies it's an issue of enunciation rather than violence, revealing a personal insight into their dental structure and how it affects speaking. The speaker reflects humorously on the 'friendship' between their teeth, suggesting that their top teeth are competing with the bottom set. Despite these quirks, the speaker maintains a light-hearted perspective.
15:00 - 20:00: Samsung Galaxy Features The chapter 'Samsung Galaxy Features' seems to focus on a conversation about teeth, specifically real teeth versus Hollywood-style veneers. The speakers discuss personal opinions on real teeth and share an anecdote about someone's wife who had a 'whack' tooth that was fixed with an Invisalign treatment before their wedding.
20:00 - 30:00: Cooking and Kitchen Products The chapter revolves around a conversation that touches upon personal preferences regarding appearances and cosmetic enhancements. The speakers express a liking for 'quirky features' in people and discuss their disinterest in conforming to modern beauty standards, such as using fillers or undergoing cosmetic procedures. The conversation is casual, involving personal anecdotes and references to a podcast titled 'Why Won't You Date Me,' suggesting themes of individuality and personal choices when it comes to looks.
30:00 - 40:00: Childhood and Nostalgia The chapter 'Childhood and Nostalgia' reflects on the past experiences and personal growth of the speaker(s). It seems to touch upon themes of health and self-care, as the conversation involves a discussion on medications such as 'monjaro' and 'tepati'. The speakers share their experiences with these treatments and express a preference for tepati over monjaro, indicating it provides better results or fewer side effects. The anecdotal tone suggests a sense of nostalgia along with reflections on life choices and well-being.
40:00 - 50:00: Relationships and Comedy The chapter 'Relationships and Comedy' discusses the relatability of losing control when faced with tempting baked goods, using the humorous story of someone eating seven muffins in a day. The speaker describes how his wife, who normally doesn't bake, made such irresistible muffins that he couldn't help himself. This leads to a comedic reflection on how people might 'black out' or forget themselves in moments of indulgence, only to return to their usual selves the next day.
50:00 - 60:00: Egg Diet Experiment The chapter titled 'Egg Diet Experiment' contains a discussion about feeling unrestrained and focused, similar to a character in the movie 'Limitless'. The conversation includes an experience of not obsessing over food and describes a final day of indulgence before a significant dietary change. The chapter hints at the emotional and physical experience related to food cravings and the metaphorical 'food blackouts' that occur when cravings get overwhelming.
60:00 - 70:00: Media and Public Figures This chapter delves into the personal habits and casual lifestyle of public figures, focusing on a slightly humorous, candid narration of a public figure's night routine. It humorously details the sequence of events starting from smoking weed to ordering food from Postmates to satiate the munchies, leading to overeating and eventually taking a nap. The narrative highlights the laid-back, spontaneous, and sometimes indulgent lifestyle experienced by celebrities, painting a vivid picture of their less glamorous, more human side.
70:00 - 80:00: Desires and Luxury Items In this chapter, the speaker reflects on indulgence and luxury by narrating stories of consuming luxury items and desires. They humorously discuss instances of overindulgence, such as consuming a whole pint of yogurt and multiple muffins. Throughout the narrative, there's an underlying theme of trying out new habits and the struggle to maintain them. While these luxury items are enjoyed, the speaker recognizes the overindulgence and the challenges of new habits.
80:00 - 90:00: Food Preferences and Breakfast The chapter explores the concept of binging on healthy foods and highlights the story of Teresa Straser, a writer who had food issues that led her to binge on broccoli. It humorously suggests the gastrointestinal consequences of binging on cruciferous vegetables like broccoli.
90:00 - 100:00: Listeners' Messages The chapter titled "Listeners' Messages" humorously discusses food ordering habits via Postmates. It describes indulgent choices like ordering a whole pizza with extra cheese, a side of meatballs, and breadsticks. Additionally, there's a mention of a "double dip" strategy where dessert, such as a pizuki from BJ’s, is ordered separately.
100:00 - 110:00: Personal Stories and Anecdotes The chapter titled 'Personal Stories and Anecdotes' begins with a discussion about a specific type of skillet used exclusively for baking cookies. The humor in the conversation is centered around how this skillet, seasoned with 'extra cookies of past,' cannot be used for cooking anything else due to its small size. The speaker then transitions into a personal note, expressing their enthusiasm for the television show 'Nailed It.' They highlight their admiration for the show, not only for its humorous content but also for its display of delicious desserts. The speaker enjoys the show's ability to humorously present delicious-looking meals, although acknowledging that some creations might seem more scary than appetizing.
110:00 - 120:00: Closing Remarks The chapter reflects on the topic of binge eating, specifically the speaker's tendency to indulge in sugary foods regardless of appearance. The speaker expresses their love for food but occasionally experiences moments when they don't feel hungry. Additionally, they recount an event where seven contestants had to make several cakes, indicating a context of competitive cooking or food tasting.

No STDs in Heaven with Nicole Byer Transcription

00:00 - 00:30 [Music] two Jews both big and tall no subject too small for the good guys a Mother stream premium podcast team make it your weekly routine it's a good guys and if you don't give us five stars what are you nuts what are you nuts with the good guys have the great [Music] guys so we're sitting here with the
00:30 - 01:00 great Nicole buer did you watch Super Bowl oh I watched that Super Bowl did you I did and and I don't really understand football but like I was at a bar and I really enjoyed the straight men being like and I'm like why are you so excited for something you had no control over nor that you did or can do that's wild to me wild true crazy it's crazy yeah I'd rather watch like ice skating with the gays where they're like oh girl work like I don't know it's like
01:00 - 01:30 I feel like stman are just like they're too invested it's male soap opera Sports it is it's our soap opera it it that's yeah that's a perfect way to put it we know the backstory it sounds like you might have been at an Eagles Bar uh if there was a ton of cheering and all I have to say is it's good that they won because those Eagles fans can be mean when they're angry I truly enjoyed the aftermath where I think their mayor was like please don't climb up light [ __ ] poles don't climb on anything please
01:30 - 02:00 don't rioting is out RI I'm done with rioting rioting rioting oh rioting sorry I need to enunciate no I have an underbite you do it's pretty severe I wouldn't have known it's weird right I don't think it's an underbite it just feels like your teeth are friends what should they be well my teeth one is trying to outshine the other my the top part is trying to outshine the bottom I'm just glad that
02:00 - 02:30 you have your teeth and you didn't go Hollywood teeth veneers oh I simply couldn't uh-uh uhuh I like real teeth I like watching movies where you're like those teeth are [ __ ] yeah yeah agreed my wife had a whack tooth and she fixed it for our wedding and I miss it sometimes sorry Paige it's nice that she fixed it for the wedding she rotated it in in like a 3-week invisaline extreme course rotated it in yeah it was like a canine that was
02:30 - 03:00 off on an island oh J I'm sure it was endearing Josh you can stay with me I loved it but now yeah now it's back I like quirky features on people I think we're all going to look like modern architecture soon the same yes with like OIC and lip fillers and Botox and [ __ ] not me I'm look different stuff not me I don't want that zpic [ __ ] that but well we talked on your wonderful pod why won't you date me
03:00 - 03:30 right uh that you dabbled in the Arts of the O that is funny that I was like I'm not doing any of that no I'm fully on monjaro same same same I just you ask look like anybody I just want to not die right I was on for a year and a half I just switched to tepati which is mararo it's just a littleit like it better oh my God I love it I like it better too so much better I have less a I'm super
03:30 - 04:00 focused on not eating except the last day yesterday was day six Nicole I had seven muffins seven I couldn't stop my wife she doesn't even bake she baked and I couldn't believe it I was like holy [ __ ] these muffins are so good I ate seven of them I I get that yeah yeah the last day you just like forget who you are you black out and then the next day you inject again and you become your superum again yeah it's like that that
04:00 - 04:30 movie with um uh Bradley cops do you know Limitless Limitless yeah yes that's what I feel like it is it's I think it's delightful it's nice cuz I don't obsess over food but on that last day right before you hit it you're like let me gobble gobble let me get it home what does it look like can we describe our food blackouts and when it gets really Bleak oh sure good oh at home
04:30 - 05:00 it's like 8:30 900 p.m. and I'm like what if I smoke a little weed then I'm stoned and I'm like what if I order some food then I open up Postmates and I order enough to feed the culdesac yeah and it all comes to me bags and bags lots of Cutlery cuz they're like surely she's sharing I love that and then you eat little bites of all of it till you're too full and then you go I should go back for another round then you eat some more till you're really really full then you take a nap and then you wake up
05:00 - 05:30 and then you eat more yeah two weeks ago yesterday was the seven muffins two weeks ago was a full Pint of fi yogurt I ate the whole pint I get out of here who gives a [ __ ] yogurt it's too much yogurt anything in that quantity how long were you fat before OIC oh a long my whole life my whole life and you're binging yogurt I'm trying these are new habits I'm trying you have no idea binging yogurt's
05:30 - 06:00 it's not it's literally not better like oh a real food obsess can binge that's like when it gets really dark when you're binging on healthy food cuz you're trying to be healthy I knew the great Teresa straser who's This brilliant writer and a friend of mine she talked about her food issues and that she would binge on Broccoli wow she just wanted to consume first of all that must have been a fart Fest unbeliev tum tum when you binge on cruciferous are you kidding me too smelly
06:00 - 06:30 title that's funny that's really funny that got me good but what are you ordering from Postmates okay well sometimes you know you get a whole pizza and then you eat the whole pizza and you get it with extra cheese and then you get a side of like uh meatballs and uh bread sticks and then ooh and then sometimes you do a double dip where you get dessert from someplace else like BJ's a pizuki come on yeah I love a pizuki
06:30 - 07:00 I like when it comes in that little Skillet and you know that that Skillet's only for cookies it's not big enough to make anything else no and it's like seasoned with extra cookies of past yes it's nice we can't talk about food without me mentioning that I'm a huge nailed it fan huge oh thank you for watching it not not only are you hilarious but like being able to watch a show that just like shows me delicious desserts it's fantastic you talk about SM you think that [ __ ] looks delicious I I think that some of them are very scary
07:00 - 07:30 but I think that but but I think that the the idea of that goes back to the binge eating okay I would eat all of it i' eat any of it anything sugary I'll take it even the ones that don't look good but I'm big fan thank you I appreciate it but you'd be surprise I love food and sometimes I'd be like I don't think I'm hungry today wow but also sometimes we had to taste a lot like uh one season the contest there were seven contestants and they had to make a cupcake a cake and then another cake so
07:30 - 08:00 that's 14 21 so that's 21 tastes of cake yeah after that that really that's it's a lot it's not good it's funny I hosted a food competition show for Roku which is like hos SE a Show sponsored by the woods and and uh really successful but y y every everybody loved it the food was uh we had six sh and the food like I would
08:00 - 08:30 say 99% of the dishes were unbelievable I I couldn't believe it yeah that's nice it was quite nice these people were [ __ ] up like box cake and that is yeah that's that's great but also I [ __ ] up noodles the other day so who might have talk would you do you overcooked them no I watched a video where these chefs were like you got to oversalt the water it's supposed to taste like the sea so then I did that and then my noodles were salty as hell and then I didn't cook them all the way
08:30 - 09:00 through so they were also crunchy and salty and then I overs salted the meat sauce and then I put that on so then it was just like too salty and then I had to throw it away I had to throw away food wow that's Terri hor what a sad story bamin have you noticed anything different about me anything like new like classier or Chic like Tech forward like a maybe like a Galaxy s25 Ultra from Samsung or I mean it's hard not to notice you bring it every
09:00 - 09:30 it's your new best friend it's almost like it's a companion Josh and honestly it looks fantastic on you you with your buff arms cute smile little bit lightly tight jeans the Galaxy just fit I'm wearing too tight of a pant and I don't feel great about it um hey I just wanted to look the reality is and I just want to share this I I wasn't quite ready for a long time to make the change and get a Galaxy but what I realized was like you can't deny that these features are I
09:30 - 10:00 mean when you're talking about a 200 megapixel camera on here and a 50 megapixel Ultra wide lens like it's sick I'm in the camera business babe I record content it's sick and I don't know if you noticed but recently I posted a beautiful reel of a chopped salad and perhaps you noticed that it looked a little bit clearer Josh did you notice that maybe it looked a little bit more beautiful than my past posts that's because Josh I used the new Galaxy and
10:00 - 10:30 this camera I can I can attest is out of this world oh and by the way a team from my town I don't I don't know if we just got a new semi-known player it's not a huge deal um but I immediately use my AI companion I was like uh yo can you please go get the schedule I always say please because you know AI but you know be be nice it's nice to be nice be nice for sure yeah and I was like can you please go and get the schedule from my favorite basketball team and actually
10:30 - 11:00 put it on my calendar so I know every time that there's a game and it's just one ask multiple tasks it's unbelievable like we can be so lazy we don't need to do anything anymore because the Galaxy is here yes do you do the Daily Brief you like this the now brief of course this thing this now brief it's like I'm the president maybe not of America but of the class president of class you're not even the president of your own house
11:00 - 11:30 where are you the president in your own mind in my small office that my wife allows me to have but you know when now brief it's cool because every morning I get like a daily brief of like weather or energy scores my appointments it's great I feel very powerful but anyway enough is enough listen we can only gush so much ben do you want to tell the people how they can get one get your Galaxy s25 Ultra now at samsung.com it's as easy as that now brief displays daily select information and in select apps a
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13:30 - 14:00 listeners so visit carway home.com slg1 or use code GU 10 at checkout caroway non-toxic cookware made Modern can I take you guys through my Super Bowl meal cuz I went pretty dark and insane my so we start the day I decide I'm going to make spinach artia choke dip and I'm going to do it we're not going to do some [ __ ] chip some cracker we're going to be classing get a nice sourdough baguette
14:00 - 14:30 little christinis so I go to this incredible Bakery in the morning get two beautiful sourdough and I go there's this Candi croissant thing I said let's start the day off right so I'm pounding that on my my drive back there is nothing left by the time I get home the bakery is 3 minutes from the house gobbling okay cuz I'm like if I land and it's gone I never had it oh yes yes yes if you go to McDonald's and eat it in the car and it's gone by the time you get home you didn't have McDonald's and you can have second dinner yes and then
14:30 - 15:00 I start to make the spinach artichoke tip but the sourdough is so good this baguette that I got and I've got too much bread and I go I'm just going to get some butter I have some nice butter in the fridge and I'm just smacking like thick ass pieces of butter like you can see your teeth in the bite on the sourdough right this is then my wife's made this beautiful homemade family recipe macaroni salad for the party okay but I go now this is a light it's
15:00 - 15:30 very light it's not too creamy there's notes there's a little vinegar in there it's it's perfect okay I Crush two bowls right elbows you know what I'm saying the king of noodles I do like an elbow but I also like a Capelli delish don't get me started I love a capella then I'm crushing at my mother-in-law's house we're doing chicken tenders teriyaki chicken wings there was a cupcake assortment French onion dip it was it started to get out of control
15:30 - 16:00 my wife all of a sudden was like oh I made pretzels I'm like when and where and who does that homade pretzels that's nice who made pretzels it was a smorgus SP like oh and then my my mother-in-law made um banana cream pie favorite my favorite you vanilla wafers the Wafers but she made it in a trifle so it wasn't in in the pie it was in a like a baking pan and it was layers it was like a banana
16:00 - 16:30 cream lasagna yeah that's nice yes that's it oh that's really nice like Magnolia have you had that one from Magnolia oh I think it's just okay really I've had a lot of good homemade ones and I think it's just okay I think Magnolia is a little overrated wow just a little I think their banana cream pie is the cat's meow the cat he's 90 he's 100 he lives in the Upper East Side he's talking like his friends
16:30 - 17:00 it's the [ __ ] oh it's so good I made uh it was just me and Claudia Josh yes I made Crunch Wrap Supremes from scratch oh that's lovely I made a seven layer bean dip wait what was the meat and the Crunch Wrap Supreme it was all beef ground beef oh yeah oh yeah this was that's nice this was fantastic the refried greens the yellow rice it was what you'll learn Nicole is that Ben is a CAF IIA Jew oh in that he picks and
17:00 - 17:30 chooses what he wants MH tell her tell her about the Philly cheese steak you had the the day before I did but I just want you to know Josh there was no cheese in my Crunch Wrap Supreme so what about that okay but there was cheese no cheese in the crunch WP Supreme what are we doing no I picked and chose for the day I can't I then that's not I don't know to me that's not a crunch up Supreme my seven layer bean dip Josh you brought us down a dark path our seven layer bean dip to you like bean dip no I
17:30 - 18:00 can I could take it or leave it I'm not a huge Bean Head yeah me either grilled salami I made I made homemade mini hot dogs we like pigs in a blanket yeah that's nice puff I love pig in a blanket o a little puff pastry puff pastry puff it up a lot of butter in that puff pastry mixed with that meat I don't know what your Croots like um but as you know at your sh um kosher means you don't mix meat and dairy yes I know that yes you know Central Jersey
18:00 - 18:30 gal yes and I just I don't understand how there could be a video the day before and then we say but there was no cheese in the Crunch Wrap and we say that in a celebratory fashion the thing the thing that Nicole J about Josh Nicole is that he has he is an issue with the people choosing to live their life however they want okay wait are you kosher no yes no you're not I I I you are I do my best Nicole I do my best okay I
18:30 - 19:00 grew up relatively religious I do I look here's the thing I do have a kosher kitchen I have different meat forks I have different Dairy Forks do you have different sinks I don't have different sinks no I don't go to that level okay okay the two big Jews over there the two of you okay when you moved in did you sanitize it did you do the whole sanitizing process I burned it to the ground when I moved in and I built it
19:00 - 19:30 from scratch I it was complete arson I moved in I lit the doorman on fire the doorman then that's too soon for the people living in California yes well Ken bass do you love Karen bass as much as Ben does I mean she's interesting Karen Bass Pro Shop that's going to be your next chapter can you imagine that would be so funny have you seen the bass pro shops that are shaped like pyramids yeah what a collab what are they doing I love I love an outdoor shop I don't care who
19:30 - 20:00 knows it that's funny do you like camping never I I'll never do it it's ridiculous go home at the end of the night I agree yeah I don't want to be outside I love inside you can't see it's dark you're in the woods go to the Motel 6 come back early there's certainly no need to there don't you got that uh that Disney money I [Laughter] don't one one thing about Josh he won't stay at an Ice Hotel Courtyard Marriott that's the top wait really no I will but
20:00 - 20:30 I'm I I was saying it as it pertains to a campsite I'm sure that's the closest thing I get it we're not having a Ritz Carlton in the woods yeah there's not a richz Carlton in the freaking Poconos maybe there is there's probably a nice hotel we don't know let's never look it up I'm not going to the Poconos right where where did you vacation living in Central Jersey growing up the Jersey Shore no we didn't really vacation we grew up like we were destitute um we drove to Chicago every year in the summer cuz that's where my family lived
20:30 - 21:00 and when I grew up I was like oh I think we could have flown I think it I don't think it would have broke the bank but we drove every year and my dad would not turn on the air because that wasted gas so then he would just turn on the the vents so hot air would blow at us oh my and it took 16 hours it took so long so long you're driving through Indiana yes and well no Pennsylvania is the worst Pennsylvania never ends yes and
21:00 - 21:30 then Ohio is not so bad and Indiana to get to Chicago it's not that bad but it's Pennsylvania that sucks GH are you guys singing songs is there punch buggy are no Daddy's like shut up like I'm so hot are we doing drive-throughs are we doing snacks on the road we would be like we are hungry please we're hungry then my dad would be like well we're not out of again yet we would only get fed when he had to refuel and then we would
21:30 - 22:00 go to McDonald's and then we would only be able to get like little the little Happy Meals and you'd be like but I haven't eaten in in hours and you like sorry about it you know I respect that only eating when you refill that is how that is time management at its finest yeah but you have children liter just children like six-year-olds being like please feed me then you should we have like snacks but the snacks would be gone very quickly you should have loaded up harder at the rest stop
22:00 - 22:30 before you thought we were allowed to buy treats oh you thought that was a nice no eat the Ritz crackers in the car and you're like but they've been gone for two hours yes I ate them all in the back SE they were great to be with they were a bit dry in the beginning they're so dry Rich crackers are very underrated though they're very but I do love them they're snack they're apparently so bad for you that makes sense they're just like filled with oil and I was like how how do you do that to a cracker what America does to food is kind of wild how
22:30 - 23:00 about Club cracker you ever done one of those those ni I like those those are also bad for you 50 cents favor cracker I sorry cut that out guys I don't know if that's true I don't know if that's true I don't want 50 to come for me but it is it's his favorite cracker imagine like that's not my favorite cracker it's Eminem cut that out speaking of are people can we just talk finish about the Super Bowl um are
23:00 - 23:30 people such [ __ ] losers for booing Taylor Swift that was weird that was so weird this woman who cares if you don't like her just don't go to her concerts don't listen to her music Don't boo her in person she's a human being who can hear and see you yes it it's Eagles fans it's Eagles fans that's it the whole Arena was Eagles fans and and Eagles fans just don't care about anything but the Eagles the same way that 76ers fans don't care about any but the 76ers it's
23:30 - 24:00 these Philadelphia people okay so it's a good thing that they won cuz they would have rioted so I'm happy that they won and yeah Taylor Swift being booed not cool this woman she's she's a great great artist nothing wrong I did like that she was like what's happening she was like me is this for me what is going on yes because that's what I would have done like really and she doesn't hurt anyone by being Taylor Swift and dating some handsome foot like it doesn't hurt the NL cuz there's few two cutaways oh
24:00 - 24:30 I'm sorry do I need to look at the offensive coordinator drinking Gatorade longer show me the [ __ ] Sky Box I want to see her with all the momes I do wish she had stood up and then just like put her arms out and been like give me more yeah evil evil era like whatever she's got so much money she doesn't give a [ __ ] of maybe she's sad you know the day after but like at the end of the day she's going to hop on her private jet and have a nice time yeah a very nice
24:30 - 25:00 time she has so much money so much money oh my God the problems that that money solves people say money doesn't solve problems have deers money it does yes it does you have no problems if you have that much money a leak in your house you never deal with it your assistant deals with it your assistants assistants assistants deal with it yeah even the worst even the worst problem you can buy it it's fine what your friend dies buy a new friend you know like eat Money Baby
25:00 - 25:30 clone clone them clone that's what Barbara strian did with her dogs I know she also has a mall in her home well yeah and she has a doll City I want to be rich I know I want to have stupid [ __ ] I want a go-kart track in my backyard yeah give me a couple of like dumb rich unb go-kart definitely a go-kart track in my backyard a dirt track or like no like gokart indoor like like a paved outdoor go-kart track um I
25:30 - 26:00 would love to have like uh a pool that is like uh like fake rocks that looks like it's in Hawaii but it's not and then like a big old slide oh my god um what else do I want wow I've never really thought of it a shoe room a shoe room um a wig room um are you like uh do you like all types of shoes do you like high heels do you like uh sneakers what you sorry I wear a lot of sneakers I only really wear sneakers I have so
26:00 - 26:30 many heels that I just look at and then sometimes try on and then ask my dog if he likes them and then I put him right away I get it they're so hard to walk in Olivia are high heels ridiculous I think it's kind of goofy I wear like mostly sneakers or loafers it's always like nice to dream about having a high heel but no I don't commit to the bit this episode of the good guys podcast is brought to you by our friends at herob breed folks you know that we
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30:00 - 30:30 business days with no mandatory fees option to expedite your transfer for a fee tips are voluntary and don't affect the service see the cash out user agreement for details service is not available in all states I want to go back to things that we'd get in our house if we were loaded cuz I like this Josh what are you getting something crazy I don't have Crazy Des like I I'm so Frugal like I I want a sauna and I won't pull the trigger that's so attainable I know they
30:30 - 31:00 sell them at Costco yeah that is so you could literally reach out to a company and they'll send you one they offer shout out sunlight saas I don't know why I'm shouting them out I didn't take them up on it not that just take it I got to put I got to put Power on the other side of the garage not that anybody asks but I'm getting a Habachi table and a Habachi Chef that's my rich dream oh see that's nice I have I have a living Habachi Chef I have a Habachi
31:00 - 31:30 table and I say it's time it's Habachi time and he's like Ben it's 8:30 in the morning I'm like it's Habachi time that's that's being rich that's fun but does the chef are there other workers who live with you or just the chef it's just me and him if you want anything not made on a flat top he's out he's out he's like I can't use a skillet you could have you could have anything from Waffle House oh yeah you could I do love a Waffle House oh I found a waffle maker in my kitchen I
31:30 - 32:00 didn't know I had one and then um I had my boyfriend made waffles for me and it was so lovely I was like wow this is how like civilized people live they cook for themselves I don't I know I'm bad at cooking so I don't do it and what about cuz you have a podcast which why won't you date me but you're in a relation I know people bring it up how's that so far so good yeah um I hope by when this airs it's still going good by next Thursday oh God oh my got to
32:00 - 32:30 text him be like is it okay um yeah it's going great he's so nice is he a civilian or is he in Showbiz no he's a civilian so I don't I don't really like talk too too much about him because I I'm trying to like uh figure out what's respectful privacy wise for him cuz he didn't ask for this he to be talked about he didn't ask yeah he simply didn't ask for this wow and what's navigating that like um does it feel natural or did you spend a lot of time
32:30 - 33:00 single so it's like you're learning it's a new thing I spent a lot of time single and I was in like a situationship for like a year and a half almost two years and he was like do not talk about me ever so then that was super hard cuz I was like but I do talk about my life and then I would just like mention him be like I was on a date with somebody like I would just like uh because it was a date so I wasn't lying but I wasn't like oh this is this person that I've basically been seeing yeah but I wasn't his girlfriend and I once was like
33:00 - 33:30 you're my boyfriend right and he was like both parties have to agree to that and I was like okay I guess I die now um and I wrote a joke about that conversation and I asked him if I could tell it and he said yes and he came to the show and then he was like you can't tell that again I was like okay this guy sounds like a real winner oh yeah he was fun oh he he he was as if like a red flag like anamorph into a person and I was like I'll stay I like that um but now I'm dating somebody who's
33:30 - 34:00 like genuinely very sweet and has said openly like I don't mind if you talk about me just I trust you which to me means oh I trust you to not say like super intimate things or like reveal like you know personal personal stuff about him because that's not nice that's not fair that's so healthy like I remember I dated a girl forever who would forever ago but we only dated for 3 months cuz she would just like drink and walk around her apartment when people were there shirtless and and I'd
34:00 - 34:30 be like that's just Dana and uh that's great I thought so too apparently it's a red flag that's so funny cuz people were like she's cheating on you and I was like yeah probably I was like shirtless Dana's cheating on Mah but what what would it take for her to take her shirt off couple sips and was it titties out or like in a bra
34:30 - 35:00 boobies out but she didn't she had the perfect boobs to walk around without a shirt on see if I had great great titties you couldn't stop me I would show them to everybody totally and be like can you believe that I have these that's what I would do like if I didn't need Top surgery from being morbidly obese I would I knew that' get you I would walk around with my shirt off constantly it's just the choice to say more obese it's just very fun it's
35:00 - 35:30 the top surgery for me I remember I went to a plastic surgeon once to be like you know I have some skin around my chest from losing a bunch of weight I'd love to have it and she's like no problem it's so when we do the top surgery I was like sorry it is it is wild to say to like aist man top like Top surgery just implies removing breasts and you're like you didn't have to say that I knew what they were you saying it out
35:30 - 36:00 loud it really solidifies what they are and I no longer can live in a fantasy that is just a little extra skin now I got some titties that's sometimes doctors are so mean you're in my head you are my inner monologue oh it hurts but it's good yeah you're like okay yeah okay we didn't move forward with it I said she's like here's your options horrible scar or a little extra skin I was like it all sounds bad it sounds bad yeah that's a
36:00 - 36:30 ceasefire no one wants should we get to some stories Ben or Ben you got anything else no throw in a story wait before you throw in a story um have you guys seen I think it's like Temptation Island Spain have you seen the videos of this man Montoya no Olivia so it's in Spanish so I simply don't really understand the
36:30 - 37:00 premise of it no idea right and but the video is of this man watching a video of his girlfriend getting [ __ ] blasted by somebody else like railed like [ __ ] like back blown out and then he starts like running and the host just goes Montoya Montoya and he runs along the beach there's lightning in the sky and then he like falls to the sand and he's like no
37:00 - 37:30 I have no idea what's going on or why they have to watch their significant others [ __ ] other people holy CP but then he did something I saw another video he did he disobeyed the rule so he wasn't allowed to watch her [ __ ] somebody else he had to turn his back while the other men watched and told him what happened I was like this show is just to torture this one man Montoya oh my God this show sounds unbelievable it's wild and I've just been getting little pieces fed to me and I I'm
37:30 - 38:00 waiting for the whole episode to get stitched together so I can understand what's going on oh my God I found my new favorite show we don't have good enough shows in the states we need Temptation Islands I agree I agree that brings us to our next segment who would you want to be cuckolded by so here's the thing should we all talk about I I definitely wouldn't want my wife to be with a guy who was like like if she was with Chris Hemsworth that would just bum me out yeah cuz I be like I yeah you're
38:00 - 38:30 right good move yeah I would too yeah no I'm trying to think of like a hot person I'd be like oh I guess that's okay yeah Angela Basset if you [ __ ] Angela Basset I'd be like I get it she's so strong and I love What's Love Got to Do With It SC but I almost think Josh like a Chris hensworth you'd feel better than like watching Paige have sex with mcloven or like somebody like really like I
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42:00 - 42:30 happy and healthy and right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to chewy.com Goodguys that's chewy.com Goodguys to save $20 on your first order with free shipping chewy.com Goodguys minimum purchase required new customers only terms and conditions apply see site for complete details what are you guys doing for uh you you got anything going on for Valentine's
42:30 - 43:00 Day with your boat I said you can either plan something or not because because I don't know what I want and I felt wild being like plan something surprise me I don't know I simply don't know what I want right so we might do something we might not it depends my friends in the food Biz and and Ben's a celebrity chef so you'll have good Insight on this Ben they go uh fourth or Valentine's Day is a hoax it's
43:00 - 43:30 [ __ ] for restaurants you're going to get crappy food completely overpriced the move is you go out the 13th or the 15th and you spend the 14th in I think that's what we might be doing because I made reservations at uh muso and Frank I've never been there classy like it uh so we're going the day after Valentine's Day because I couldn't get it on Valentine's Day and he was like honestly Nicole that's better and I was like I did it I did good yeah I did good a good girl please and then he was like shut up
43:30 - 44:00 stay with me oh I know it's so it's so scary it's new yes it's fun it's nice you deserve love hey thank you that's what my therapist says all the time you do do and she says all parts of you deserve to be loved and that took a real long time to understand cuz I was like [ __ ] what do you mean of course yeah all parts of me but then I'd like be annoying and be like he's going to break up with me cuz I was just so [ __ ] annoying and he's like no no you took a nap and you were
44:00 - 44:30 fine yeah say more about that taking naps that end what what were you nervous about him not loving or or to oh that I'm just like loud um that I I love T he and hah Haas I'm just a loud person like I scream so much and I'm just I'm weird I'm just I'm a strange person um I just thought he would get sick of it and he seems to not get sick of it he seems to find it nice
44:30 - 45:00 isn't that amazing it's really nice because I've dated a lot of men who are like G I don't you're very loud or you're always late and I'm like yes I'm black um we run at a different a different timeline than everybody else but I'm super I'm late to everything and my boyfriend is very kind and always asks do you need more time or are you still good for that time and it's just a nice way of him being like I know you're probably running behind just
45:00 - 45:30 so I know like what is your estimated time of a it's just nice and it feels considerate because sometimes I will have a long day and I will be rushing to get somewhere and then he's like it's okay if you need like 20 more minutes or an hour more like it's just it's really considerate and kind as opposed to like him being like why can't you be on time and it's like genetics so yeah wow he's a real sweetie that's so nice that's nice well I've got a story here and you know why not and
45:30 - 46:00 this was um I ate 30 eggs a day for 30 days mostly raw all the changes to my body including sex drive energy and cholesterol were positive but I almost got broken up with I think we can imagine can you imagine this egg toots can you imagine Joseph everick creator of the popular what I've learned YouTube channel devoured 900 eggs in a month God to test when did he do this not recently 36 eggs a day oh yeah did you a egg a egg truck got broken into
46:00 - 46:30 and eggs were stolen I was like this is funny black market [ __ ] eggs we're looking at the dumbest timeline totally like I feel dumb all day every day the bird FLW what what are we doing measles is back what are we doing I was not expecting measles to return no because there's vaccines that have eradicated it like remember chickenpox yeah I got chickenpox Ben did you get chicken pox of course they don't get it
46:30 - 47:00 now because there's a vaccine yep and people probably stop taking that one too and then they'll come back to the but then you rob people down the road of shingles and that's not cool you saw that the broccol called shingles I think broccoli is killing people it it was either Walmart or Costco there's a big recall on Broccoli it's really yeah it's deadly I sent that to you Josh right it was broccoli yeah yeah yeah broccoli killing people left and right this guy from eating the eggs gained 13 lbs of muscle
47:00 - 47:30 mass protein he had a notable drop in triglycerides don't know what that means he was able to LIF 44 more pounds no but um he said that it wasn't without a tick UPS on night five he admitted I had so much gas I couldn't sleep and my girlfriend asked me to sleep on the sofa because the flin was keeping her awake men get dedicated to a lot of weird [ __ ] totally yeah the fact that that man had to sleep on a couch with a
47:30 - 48:00 woman in the nice comfy bed and he said no I will Forge ahe I will continue to eat raw [ __ ] eggs were they raw they were raw jcks ra right raw yeah some Raw O not for me for C my eggs yeah love a cooked egg when cooking is an option yeah cook them do it raw eggs for what I guess to body build no what's the difference you can't have a big omelette no I guess not what do do we think about on a quasi serious note you know this
48:00 - 48:30 bombshell report came out about Liam Payne former sadly uh deceased from from One Direction that and and they're saying things like struggled with sexuality and like all these things coming out and then the great twitch from from uh Ellen The Ellen Show who passed away sadly and his wife sort of did this tell all book like what is this with bringing things up when people are gone I simply don't know I think it's [ __ ] weird when a person can't defend
48:30 - 49:00 themselves we shouldn't be publicly talking about them that's weird weirdo [ __ ] Behavior unnecessary I don't like it no once once you're dead I definitely don't care what your sexuality was when you were alive you're dead no it's not my business he he's dead he could [ __ ] whoever he wants he could raw dog whatever ghost he wants like anybody could you imagine there's no STDs in heaven huh I don't think so new movie a bunch of people in heaven being like Oh I'm itching what's going on is it
49:00 - 49:30 that new guy that's how they know the devil's taking over we've all got HPV oh no everybody in heaven already has HPV come on the whole world does come on everybody's got it so high I mean if you don't have HPV have you been [ __ ] yeah are you even living are you even doing a thing um did you hear that um that comedian Jim Jeffrey uh got he the Village People want to sue
49:30 - 50:00 him over the YMCA he said it's not about gay dudes so I guess Jim Jeff um said that YMCA is a gay anthem and he got a letter from Victor Willis wife Karen Willis who also manages a VB lead singer that ripped into Jim for his obscene and derogatory and false description of the hit song and sent a PE and deist I don't want to get sued so I don't know if I should comment that said it definitely
50:00 - 50:30 is a gay anthem I thought all of them were gay and it was great the YMCA was it's about young men and hanging out and doing the YMCA yeah and being gay isn't that what it is and they're dressed like strippers right isn't they like a construction worker a little cop a a firemen but also that to me sucks because I'm like that implies that being gay is bad or something that's gay is bad totally like what you should be so happy you should
50:30 - 51:00 be so happy that a group of people embraced the song she should counter we should counter Sue against we should counter Sue we should yeah let's sue the Village People all of them all four of them I don't know how many people are in the Village People it's I mean by the way they're called The Village People the West Village People no I don't know um well there was another story and I think this one is interesting but I've lost it do you want to get do some call-ins wait real people well they
51:00 - 51:30 leave us messages okay it's called a speak pipe but they're real humans uh if you want to leave us a message get some advice go to speak pipe.com Goodguys keep it brief brevity is key here's from I don't know hey good guys major [ __ ] here yesterday I heard a story about someone's partner stopped canoodling with them and the only way that they could get off was by having their partner describe an entire
51:30 - 52:00 Thanksgiving meal course by course until the end the grand finale if you will anyways I was like Claudia Paige is that you what are you nuts those are our wives guys don't take any offense and also in case you were confused we call our listeners morons that's why she said more on here um oh okay okay so she's saying that they her and her she heard that two people aren't having sex anymore and she said
52:00 - 52:30 canoodling yeah that's also something that we do yeah we're working we we're we're sometimes PG sometimes R-rated we we're confusing we're a confusing Bunch um but her her lingo is straight from us so they no longer canoodle but they read Thanksgiving menus to each other and course by course until by course until until the person climaxes yes wow it's like constant missionary right Thanksgiving isn't different every
52:30 - 53:00 night you want to hear the same it ends with turkey like I like I that's so confusing for me maybe like we fried the turkey this time like this time we did a dry rub oh okay all right a tur Duncan okay all right maybe there is some variety but like I don't know that's I'm fat but not that fat I'm not thatat into [ __ ] mac and cheese hearing about it unless unless it's smoked turkey none of this Thanksgiving turkey maybe a nice smoked turkey sandwich that I
53:00 - 53:30 could I'll I'll that on my own timey no one is but I did have a really great turkey one Thanksgiving my old roommate John milhiser made this turkey that was the moistest turkey I've ever it was so good and we ate it for days wow and it never dried out wow and I simply don't know what he did he came at I don't know either he came in it yuck this is seconds after you said you're PG my old roommate came in a turkey and then I ate it and I have good memories
53:30 - 54:00 and now you've ruined them for me okay okay Upper East Side daddy talking about climaxing can we move on she she even gave his first and last name yeah yeah what if this gets clipped out and his family hears it his mother's like did you come in her turkey he works at H&R Block he's going to lose his job this is another one from I don't know hey good guys this is Douglas mail [ __ ]
54:00 - 54:30 here just reaching out curious what your guys' ideal breakfast is like a if you're GNA have a big delicious breakfast what's on the menu what's on the table lay it out for us because every time you guys do this it makes my mouth water I absolutely adore it hope you have a wonderful day thanks this is the Thanksgiving guy yeah move down to breakfast and I got to come who does it like a little morning so funny oh I recently went on a pancake
54:30 - 55:00 Journey Del where every Saturday we would go get pancakes but I've since relinquished that dream and have really come to the the realization that pancakes for the table is the move yes and then I'm I like a Savory I like a bacon eggs toast a little jam on that toast um totally some fruit maybe a little whipped cream to go on the pancakes yeah depending on what kind of
55:00 - 55:30 Pancakes they are but I love a lemon rata so good Dam dog maybe a little blueberry compot oh that's nice yeah it is oh that's nice oh it sure is same here I'm a big French toast guy if I'm going sweet I love a big kalala French toast that's nice french toast for the table french toast for the table the pancakes if you can do a chocolate chip silver dollar pancake you get those little ones you can roll them up by hand and dunk them into the little Maple Sy syrup fantastic then I like an omelette that's I think you got to wrap them up in sausage to break up the sweet that
55:30 - 56:00 sounds fantastic mhm need that little hash brown I love a potato oh I do like a potato I yes a little hash brown o a crispy hash brown H I don't like breakfast potatoes like the chunam no not for me no that's crazy crisp yeah where are we yeah stop it outer Michigan that's not outer Michigan Upper pen what are we at the top of the M what are we in [Laughter]
56:00 - 56:30 Canada keep your potatoes Ontario keep your [ __ ] Manitoba potatoes to yourself and eat them in [Laughter] Regina vagina I I like I like a donut I love donuts donuts are nice but I also like I Fox with a parfait I'll go okay I'll go Hardbody karate like a well done and I know it sounds healthy it we all know it isn't with the granola that's sweet
56:30 - 57:00 bulky ass granola fruits if you like a parfait I think it's called good thanks Cafe in the Lower East Side they have like an assai parfait bowl and it's like I don't know how they do it but the like the asai like frozenyo creamy is really good and then there's berries in it and there's like oats oh that's a nice time I would recommend it to you but you're all the way up there yeah I'll take my car down there don't worry about it parked in front of the bus station hi good guys I'm Ally from NYC I have a
57:00 - 57:30 quick question Josh I'm on your IMDb and I see you were in Captain America Civil War what the hell were you in that movie I feel like I've seen it a good amount of times and I have to know anyway you guys crack me up both of you congrats on having babies bbhb um yeah let me know I'm so curious first of all what were you you a human being who's an actor that's who you were that's exactly right that was a little
57:30 - 58:00 rude God bless you uh BH is bashem which in Hebrew is thank you God which we say a lot and we're both both our wives are pregnant him with his beautiful first child ohash because we're very you know the Jews we're always worried we're we praise up me with my third so it's all over for me three I know it sounded good when we were trying um that's wild I so here's the crazy thing people have asked Captain America
58:00 - 58:30 Winter Soldier there is a josh pet credited on that film it's not you it's not me here's another crazy thing the great Chris Evans yes has a friend from growing up yes named Josh pek it is his assistant oh that he puts on all his films MH so he worked on Winter Soldier here here's the crazy part years ago and I'm going to augment this to try to not get the person who
58:30 - 59:00 [ __ ] up in trouble okay one day I'm looking at my email two three years ago uhhuh and I see an email for a deal a deal memo for Chris Evans yeah wow and when I tell you it's everything people who who are listening don't understand how personal that is that it's wild especially for a movie star like for you
59:00 - 59:30 know for me it's like oh Josh would like coffee in his trailer and they go you don't you don't get a trailer and I'm like you have a tent yeah Al I I real quick I once did a movie Very bit part where I did have a tent and the tent blew away when I was trying to change out of my costume so good and I truly was like the world will continue to hum me in a wild way and I don't know what I did to deserve that Let Me Shine Let me have a
59:30 - 60:00 let me have a what is it a [ __ ] honeywagon the little itty bitty slim trailer with no bathroom let me have that please yeah but keep going um so I get this and it is his the only thing that was not included it was for a new film he was going to do was his fee so I didn't know the fee but I knew his travel expense fence his pum how much hair and makeup his personal hair and
60:00 - 60:30 makeup people were going to get his trainer his assistant his driver uh if the movie was successful what the publicity tour would look like uh private private planes it was indepth and I that's fun read it a bunch yeah I would memorize it I would then just start reciting it to people at parties like hold the phone did I get every word like $1200 for protein powder um and uh and so after I stared
60:30 - 61:00 at it good long real quick did the movie come out it's it's out okay the movie has has come out okay and by the way shout out the great Chris Evans we actually did do a little Indie movie when I was like 12 and he was 18 oh and so always been a lovely guy and this was just a mess up on someone's part who I won't say so I am attached on an email with a of people so I write the person I take everyone off of CC and I just write
61:00 - 61:30 the person directly I go I not the Josh peek you're looking for I said you've sent me this mistakenly I've destroyed it but I want you to know so you doesn't happen again they write me back thank you so much really appreciate it I'm I'm correcting this I got emails the next 3 years that's incredible it was like God playing a joke on me every four months that's incredible I'd be like I guess I
61:30 - 62:00 didn't get that under five on NCIS nework and they' be like Chris Evans is doing a [ __ ] Marvel movie funny yeah that's wild I did you ever respond again to be like you have to take me off of this I finally called the person and I go this is is how I knew they were really messed up cuz the secretary answers and they go hello so
62:00 - 62:30 and so and I go hi uh this is Josh peek calling for so and so and they go oh we'll put you right through I'm like that's never happened I always hear this call back uh-huh uh-huh not here um and the person gets right on uhhuh quick yes and goes hey Josh what's going on man so blah BL blah blah for Christ I go um do you know which Josh this is
62:30 - 63:00 and he goes yeah it's it's Josh Chris's guy I go no it's not and he goes oh I go yeah I'm I've been getting emails for years uhuh you got to do something about this he goes oh man somebody messed up all right thanks click that was it and the emails have stopped sorry Chris my God happy for you I know I hope Chris Evans hears this and
63:00 - 63:30 reaches out to you to find out who that person is so you can [ __ ] fire them you made the mistake and you're going to hang up on somebody that's TR keep get real get re get grow up get [ __ ] my God I don't like that I don't like that at all it's yeah well I get a couple deal emails too okay you heard a Hallmark Channel okay you heard a lifetime well you know ladies are loyal fans and I think those are good places to be I'm
63:30 - 64:00 like premium economy I'll take it I was like big seat on Spirit me in I it is Iconic that an airline calls it big seat also planes are falling out of the sky and we're like not bugging out about it like they are what they are yeah there was a crash yesterday there are so many crashes we got to [ __ ] figure this out it's no good is it the drones is it the Jersey drones I don't know and that's a
64:00 - 64:30 weird thing that never got solved where's the Malaysian flight where questions we need to be asking whole got evaporated where is it at where's [Laughter] ailia where is that dumb [ __ ] where did she go making us all look bad they say you're the first [ __ ] up there and she went I'mma disappear what oh yeah we never figured it out no we don't know where that [ __ ] is and who is Saka joa who is she who is she who is she we ask
64:30 - 65:00 the hard questions thank you she got a gold dollar I should know about this person no she traveled with lwis and Clark I don't know I think she did she did something good it sounds great she does have a gold dollar remember when they were going to put Harriet tugman on Tubman on the I call her tugman for a very long time until in mixed company I said it and they're like that's not her name and you of all people should know that I said okay yeah you're right but
65:00 - 65:30 they were like going to put her on the $20 bill and then we never did what happened I don't know racism we're doing away with the penny you saw that the Penny's gone Penny's out do you know how much it cost what if it's $9.99 and I hand them a 10 what then happens do you know how much it costs I just found this out do you know how much it costs to make the penny one penny three cents that's a bad deal and Truck those deals so cost figured
65:30 - 66:00 it how much 9 cents it cost 9 cents to make 10 cents nine sorry to make the nickel N9 cents to make a nickel yeah we have problem change no more change change is done no more $999 whole numbers whole numbers should we get to what do you nuts yeah all right our final segment is called what do you nuts it's our gripes with people places and things big or small whatever's currently sticking in your craw Ben and I will
66:00 - 66:30 start you'll go last Ben what do you got it's just the general critiquing when I put out a recipe Josh okay I put something out okay sometimes I like to put in it's it's specific to Cilantro okay this is my Wy that's a cilantro sometimes I like to experiment I like cilantro I'll even throw a cilantro sometimes in a meat which people are they go crazy they're like cilantro and meatballs what are you nuts and I understand that that was a
66:30 - 67:00 little bit crazy some people have an aversion to cilantro some people think that it tastes like soap I think that it tastes delicious so I go for my Super Bowl spread and I'm thinking of the people Josh I'm thinking you know a lot of these people they don't like cilantro they think that it tastes like soap they have adversary action so I don't put cilantro in my guacamole oh my God World War II you'd think that the way that I just insulted the maker of the guac wamo by not putting in cilantro what are you nuts the stars of the guacamole Josh
67:00 - 67:30 avocado A Little Onion little tomato salt pepper lime cilantro is optional okay I like it but most people don't so I leave it out the when I don't leave when I leave it out they want it back in I can't win that's it what are you nuts my what you nuts is um Costco and I love Costco but people love Costco too much I was there this morning with my son we were gassing up I'm Jeep and it's 10:00
67:30 - 68:00 a.m. it's not 10:00 a.m. it opens at 10: it's 9:45 a line around the corner I'm like it's not the day before Thanksgiving it's not the day before 4th of July it's a midday in February y'all need Costco that bad you're lining up with those gigantic carts yeah what are you nuts like it's just Costco but it is awesome isn't it funny that the gas isn't sold in bulk yeah it is why is everything else sold in bulk but not gas
68:00 - 68:30 so true very why can't you get a full tank and then a little bit extra for the same price as a full tank yeah bring like a little two liter yeah throw it in or why can't you buy 10 tanks at once and then come back for all the tanks have a tab a tank tab tank tab technically you can but you're paying for those 10 tanks you can fill up a tank of gas anywhere but I think Costco should price it in bulk yeah well otherwise what are we doing that's Costco but it's still a little cheaper
68:30 - 69:00 and I love it do you have to have a membership to get gas there you do Wow worth it but you don't need a membership to eat no and they have soft serve and that's nice it's delish G I Love Soft Serve we would have a nice time to call you have you ever have you ever been to the window in uh Silver Lake mm they have this it's called like a a peanut buddy so it's a cone with vanilla soft serve and they give you a nice amount almost too much for one person to hold on a cone then they dip it in the
69:00 - 69:30 chocolate and then they put peanuts on it Cho peanuts before it like hardens oh my God the other day I had one that was the bell of the ball on the Block I was licking it and people were like hello and I was like hello and I was like why are all these men giving me attention it's like [ __ ] cuz you're walking around licking a cone SL like truly slurping on a cone and then I had to finish it over the sink because there was so much ice it went right through the cone just and I was like I'm not throwing this away I'm going to [ __ ] eat it anyway my
69:30 - 70:00 what are you nuts is how come how come pants are different how come you could order pants from the same brand same size and it'll just be different it won't fit you if I know my size you should send me the exact same jeans that I bought before why are we doing this to people well why is an extra large different in different brands why isn't there just a central like sizing thing for the people for me preach up our store's nuts nuts nuts that's my what are you nuts
70:00 - 70:30 Nicole do you want to plug anything what do you where do you want the people to go tell us oh uh you had an aneurysm uh you can go to Nicole buwi tan.com um that's my website because ni.com was taken um it's great josh.com is taken and I won't take it get back no there's no point just make a different website yeah um but I will be in
70:30 - 71:00 Nashville the week this comes out next week and I'm in Nashville um but I'm also going to be like in Austin Portland Miami I think I'm going back to Denver maybe it's DC I don't know but all my tour dates should be there um she's on the road again because Hollywood won't make anything here so true come on Gabby Nome give us them tax credits God please jez jeez no it's cool I want to make more things in New
71:00 - 71:30 Mexico yeah I can't wait to go back to Atlanta when's When's Trump going to get a hold of New Mexico I mean truly he got the Gulf of America he's you know he's plotting and planning [ __ ] that it's stay in New Mexico damn it I hope he just names it new America could you imagine that would be really [ __ ] funny truly we're living in the dumbest time Google changed it to the Gulf of America what are we doing what are we doing funny who gives a [ __ ] Canada is going to be the 51st state what are we
71:30 - 72:00 doing that's too big to be one state come on too big you got to break that [ __ ] up Ben take a Nicole it has been a pleasure this episode is five stars otherwise whaty you nuts listen to us over at your podcast watch us on YouTube share our Clips Instagram and Tik Tok Monday and Thursdays folks we will see you next time are you reading that or do you have it memorized oh memorize baby for