You can’t argue those 10 CONTRADICTIONS in the word of GOD

Summary

In a satirical interview, the host converses with God, addressing contradictory statements within the Bible regarding incest, slavery, God's omniscience, and what the Bible states about punishment, salvation, and Earth's fate. God humorously stumbles through explanations, implying miscommunications with figures like Moses and Peter. The discussion highlights Biblical inconsistencies, with the host mimicking a typical talk show style questioning, all while God struggles with maintaining stable responses.

Highlights

• The show features God tackling tough questions about Biblical contradictions 😂
• God admits to needing a chat with Peter and Moses on some contentious issues 📖
• The host questions God on moral contradictions, like those involving incest and slavery! 😮
• God humorously dodges questions about divine plans, sparking laughter and curiosity 🎭
• The discourse reveals humorous perspectives on the omnipotence and omniscience of God! 🤷

Key Takeaways

• Addressing contradictions in religious texts can be both enlightening and entertaining 🤔
• Sometimes, even the divine might need a refresher on their own books! 📚
• Inconsistencies can spark interesting theological discussions 🗣️
• Humor can be a bridge to address serious topics ❤️
• Everyone can use a little holy intervention from time to time! 🙏

Overview

The video presents a comedic yet thought-provoking interview where the host questions God on the many contradictions found in the Bible, from moral queries about incest to the logistical workings of divine plans. God, portrayed humorously, struggles to keep a coherent narrative, acknowledging possible misinterpretations by biblical figures.

Among other inconsistencies, God's responses to questions about slavery, punishment, and salvation highlight the challenges of understanding ancient texts in modern contexts. Humor is used as a tool to broach sensitive subjects, maintaining a light-hearted yet engaging tone throughout the conversation.

The conversation concludes with an exploration into the divine master plan, or seemingly lack thereof, as God's plans appear to be improvisational rather than predestined. This playful take invites viewers to reflect on how contradictions in holy texts can open discussions on deeper theological issues.

Chapters

• 00:00 - 00:30: Introduction of Yahweh The chapter introduces Yahweh, the God of the Bible, who is described as an all-knowing, all-loving, and all-powerful deity. Yahweh is portrayed as a significant figure, being the author of a book that has achieved unparalleled success with over 5 billion copies sold. The chapter sets the scene for Yahweh's appearance on a show, marking his first visit to Earth, highlighting the significance of his presence.
• 00:30 - 01:00: Yahweh's Inspiration of the Bible In this chapter titled 'Yahweh's Inspiration of the Bible,' Yahweh discusses the motivation behind the creation of the Bible. Yahweh explains that after the creation, there was some downtime in heaven, which led to the idea of imparting the divine word to humanity. Yahweh chose a select few individuals to receive and record these words, resulting in the Bible. However, this revelation is watched by an audience of over 7,000, many of whom are skeptical about the Bible, viewing it as inconsistent and contradictory. Some even question Yahweh's own nature and intentions.
• 01:00 - 02:30: Contradictions on Incest In this chapter titled 'Contradictions on Incest,' the conversation revolves around a light-hearted exchange regarding omniscience and pre-knowledge between a father and son. The son humorously questions his father, who he refers to as being god-like, about knowing something in advance. The father plays along, initially denying but then asserting his all-knowing nature. The interaction sets a playful tone before a discussion about a book the father has written is introduced.
• 02:30 - 05:00: Contradictions on Slavery The chapter titled 'Contradictions on Slavery' begins with a conversation between God and an unnamed son. God asserts that his word is true and without contradictions, stating that if any contradictions existed, he would resolve them by delivering people from hell to paradise. The son, addressing God as 'Mr. God,' questions the divine theory, specifically the idea that God is the father of all humans, making everyone brothers and sisters. This sets the stage for further inquiry into the contradictions inherent in the notion of universal brotherhood given the existence of slavery.
• 05:00 - 06:30: The Plagues of Egypt and Hardened Heart of Pharaoh This chapter explores the themes of incest and moral laws as presented in the Biblical context, specifically referencing Leviticus and theonomy. It describes the act of a man marrying and having sexual relations with his sister as a disgrace that leads to public excommunication, identifying the act as dishonorable and one for which individuals will be held accountable. The chapter questions the morality of these actions by citing the relationship between Abraham and Sarah, sparking a deeper exploration of biblical narratives and laws.
• 06:30 - 08:30: Visibility and Manifestation of God The chapter titled 'Visibility and Manifestation of God' appears to explore themes of divine intervention and blessing in human relationships. The transcript snippet provided discusses a couple who are 'great' and 'blessed' by a higher power, suggesting a divine influence on their union. The passage suggests a misunderstanding or unexpected revelation about the relationship's familial ties, with implications about norms and morals regarding familial relationships. The dialogue is informal, reflecting a discussion between two individuals about the nature of divine blessing and moral judgments.
• 08:30 - 10:00: Omniscience of God The chapter delves into the omniscience of God, highlighting significant biblical events and divine interventions. It touches on the story of Abraham, his family dynamics, and marriages. The narrative quickly transitions to a tragedy in Egypt, involving the Pharaoh, which escalated due to the suffering endured by the people. God's intervention is depicted as a response to the cries of those suffering from oppression in Egypt, illustrating a deep concern and resulting in a divine rescue mission. The chapter emphasizes God's awareness, concern, and proactive engagement in alleviating human suffering.
• 10:00 - 12:00: Punishment for Parents' Sins The chapter deals with the discussion of God's stance on slavery, emphasizing that everyone is considered equal under God's view. God expresses his disdain for the act of enslaving others and mentions coming down to rescue the Israelites due to their poor living conditions, as they were being treated as property. The conversation touches on a contradiction noted in Peter chapter 2 regarding instructions given to slaves, highlighting a complex view on the issue of slavery within the context of religious texts.
• 12:00 - 13:30: Sacrifice and Offering Contradictions The chapter discusses the idea of submission and obedience to earthly masters, referencing Biblical texts. It highlights a contradiction between the advocated submission to both good and harsh masters and the teachings of figures like Peter and in the book of Ephesians, drawing a parallel between obeying earthly masters and obeying Christ. This chapter seems to delve into a theological debate regarding the interpretation of these scriptures and the possible misunderstandings by early disciples like Peter.
• 13:30 - 16:30: Salvation and Judgment Contradictions This chapter discusses apparent contradictions in religious texts concerning salvation and judgment. The speaker notes how the Holy Spirit aids in understanding, yet acknowledges inconsistencies such as the treatment of slaves. While asserting that no master should beat their servants, they reference Exodus 21, where it is allowed under certain conditions. The conversation also covers God's actions in hardening Pharaoh's heart, displaying the disparity between teachings of equality and certain biblical narratives.
• 16:30 - 18:30: Destruction of Earth and God's Plans In this chapter titled 'Destruction of Earth and God's Plans', the narrative delves into the events of the fifth plague as described. The narrator reflects on the motivations and rationale behind the plague, emphasizing a desire to demonstrate power to the Egyptians through drastic measures, such as the annihilation of their livestock. This act, although extreme, was portrayed as a means to compel Pharaoh to release the Israelites. It underscores the notion that all people are under divine purview and hints at the consequences of defying divine warnings.
• 18:30 - 19:30: Conclusion and Acknowledgement of Contradictions In the conclusion of the text, there is a reflection on the divine intervention during the exodus of the Israelites from Egypt. It discusses the plagues inflicted upon Egyptian livestock as a means to convince Pharaoh to release the Israelites. Despite the plagues and miracles displayed, Pharaoh's heart was hardened, and he ultimately pursued the Israelites with 600 horses. This chapter questions the persistence of Pharaoh's opposition despite the overwhelming demonstrations of power and acknowledges the complexities and contradictions inherent in these actions.

You can’t argue those 10 CONTRADICTIONS in the word of GOD Transcription

• 00:00 - 00:30 today for the first time in the history of our show we are having a very very important guest the rider of the Riders whose book has done the biggest success of all time with a staggering sales worker of more than 5 billion copies let's give a round of applause to the all knowing all good all loving and all powerful Yahweh the god of the Bible the God of War Mr God it is a big favor you're doing us mankind today how does it feel to be down here on Earth well
• 00:30 - 01:00 when I saw your invitation I was like why not as I had some free times in heaven after the creation I had that great idea to make my people give for my holy word so I chose a handful of them and inspired them with my word so here you have it the Bible of course of course so I have more than 7,000 people watching us right now who believe that your book is no Banger that it has so many contradictions in it they even think that you were own Zaza
• 01:00 - 01:30 when you wrote it that's exactly why I insisted to have you with us today so you can clarify that but you must have already known that right well no son I have just gotten here I had no idea until you tell me that's a good one that's a good one that's funny you all know him is a God so obviously you knew right that was a good one that was a good one of course I knew everything I know everything I'm all knowing well what would you like to say to them before we start um well to all the people people watching this my book
• 01:30 - 02:00 is all true and has no contradictions I know that because it is my word and and if there was to be any contradictions I would I would deal with hell for good and send everyone to Paradise well that's no big deal for the almighty how about we start now oh yeah go ahead son I'm ready all right Mr God so from your theory you are the father of every living person on Earth yeah exactly exactly and we are all brothers and sisters which brings up my question
• 02:00 - 02:30 number one what do you think about incest well that's an interesting question as I said it in Leviticus and theonomy if a man marries his sister the daughter of either his father or his mother and they have sexual relations it's a disgrace they are to be publicly removed from their people he has Dishonored his sister and you will be hell responsible yeah um C is everyone who sleeps with his sister the daughter of his father or his mother but Mr God what about Abraham and Sarah ah those
• 02:30 - 03:00 two yeah they made a great couple one of the greatest of all time I personally blessed them and made them have plenty of kids together that was a good couple but Mr God they are siblings huh yeah Sarah is a brown sister you know that right oh she's a sister she's a sister you you know sometimes I be a little you know oh okay okay so Kirsty is everyone who sleeps with his sister but but blessed is
• 03:00 - 03:30 Abraham who slept with his had kids and got married is that it got some weather here yeah yeah go ahead um what about this tragedy in Egypt with the Pharaoh how did this escalate so bad oh in Egypt I had to intervene I have inde seen the misery of my people I have heard them crying out because of the slave drivers and I was concerned about their suffering so I had to come down and rescue them so I made a Mercury out of the
• 03:30 - 04:00 Egyptians H it's interesting how you say the Israelites are your people what about the others well they're also my people Everyone is my people I just cannot stand seeing a group of them enslaving another reducing them to the property not under my watch everyone is equal well it sounds like you do not get along with slavery Mr god well of course not that's why I came down and rescue them I couldn't stand their living conditions any longer this is getting a little embarrassing but Mr God in Peter chapter 2 you said slaves in reverent
• 04:00 - 04:30 fear to God submit yourself to your Masters not only to those who are good and considerate but also to those who are harsh I said that sure it is written there black and white I'm going to need to have a discussion with Peter he must have just misunderstood my word but it's not only Peter you said the same thing in Ephesians 2 see slaves obey your Earthly masters with respect and fear and with sincerity of heart just as you would obey Christ um if I really said
• 04:30 - 05:00 that the holy spirit will help you understand it the holy what yeah he's been doing a pretty good job at this making people understand but I do not allow any Master to beat their slave I mean they're serving friends for everyone is equal but in Exodus 21 you clearly said that they can beat their slaves as long as they don't die after one day or two can you turn on the AC it's a little hot in here but the AC is on Mr God ah it's on okay anyway anyway um so why why did you harden the fav's heart and
• 05:00 - 05:30 provoke the fifth plague I'm really concerned about this well as I said in my book I just wanted to show off my power to the Egyptians what a better idea than killing all their animals so you really killed all of them just for show off yeah till the last one till the last one and that was Majestic he understood that he had no a choice then to let my people go I mean the Israelite go everyone is my people and I even warned them I told them if you refuse to let my people go and continue to hold them back my hand will bring a terrible
• 05:30 - 06:00 plague on your Livestock in the field on your horses donkeys and camels and on your cattle sheep and goats but they did not listen sure sure I so that but why did you harden his heart in out of time even after he let your people go you know the show was not over yet they had to see the rest of my Miracles so I made them take 600 of the horses and they chased the Israelite um but I thought that you have just killed them all till the last one right oh I said that yeah yeah you said that it is written in your
• 06:00 - 06:30 book see and the next day the Lord did it all the livestock of the Egyptians died but not one of the animal belonging to the Israelites died and then here you say the Lord hardened the heart of pharaoh king of Egypt so that he puru the Israelites he took 600 of the best chariots along with all the other Chariots of Egypt with officers over all of them so how can that be if you have just killed all their animals including their horses what did they ride those chariots with you son are a good reader
• 06:30 - 07:00 you got eyes you got eyes I'll have to have a discussion with Moses on that meanwhile the holy spirit will invest to get that like okay oh my goodness um you know what forget it fine um my next question for you Mr gut is can you be seen by humans I mean has any human ever seen you like this podcast doesn't count of course oh obviously not I said it clearly in John 1:18 no one has ever seen God I mean has ever seen me but the uni one who is himself God but in
• 07:00 - 07:30 Genesis Chapter 18 you visited Abraham near the great trees of mam while he was sitting at the entrance of his Tain he offered you refreshment do you remember oh sure we had a great time that day and as we're talking about this I remember I also visited Moses in Exodus 33 inside the tent we spoke face to face as one speaks to a friend yeah but you just said that no one could see you I said that of course you said it do you want me to show you the verses here they are no one has ever seen God but the unique
• 07:30 - 08:00 one who is himself God and then here the Lord appeared to Abraham near the great trees of mamy while he was sitting at the entrance of his Tain and in Exodus 33 you even spoke to Moses face to face as one speaks to a friend like how do you explain this mess so no one can see you but Abraham saw you and to make it even worse in Genesis 32 Jacob wrestled with you not only Jacob S you but he wrestled with you and he even overpowered you like the is going on in this book Mr God
• 08:00 - 08:30 you're overpowered by a man weren't you supposed to be all powerful like come on I said that um there's got to be an explanation to that um you know what I'll about to book you a session with my Holy Spirit son maybe it helps you understand better your Holy Spirit he's been doing a pretty good job at this making people understand this book your book is a real mess huh and you didn't even know that and talking about knowledge are you really Unk knowing like do you really
• 08:30 - 09:00 know everything well of course I am God and there's none like me I make known the end from the beginning from ancient times what is still to come my eyes are everywhere keeping watch on the recet and on the good I am all knowing oh so obviously you would know what question I'm about to ask you right oh well of course you about to ask me about my you know like ask it ask it son s yourself I don't want to show my omnicient online just ask it oh really all right fine forget it um so tell me what happened
• 09:00 - 09:30 exactly at sadom and gurra and why it happened oh those people they really pissed me off and they really pissed me off so I had to make an example of them the arry against Zam and gomra was so great and their scen so gravious that I had to go down and see if what they have done is as bad as the AR that has reached me if not I had to know so I talked to Abram about it and we agreed that if I find at least 10 righteous people down there I would spare the city so you had to go down in
• 09:30 - 10:00 order to know well of course that's why I came down I couldn't know anything from up there but you are all knowing you just said that your eyes are in all places watching evil I said that what the like you got to be kidding me of course you said it seems like you didn't even know how many righteous people were down there how can you know everything and not know certain things how does that even make sense cut it up son got it up yeah yeah here qu qu qu this part qu this part
• 10:00 - 10:30 this part no I'm going to have to quit it all because not a single thing you said there makees sense God Dam it we're going back to it but yeah um next question is it okay to punish or condemn a child just because their parents sin did not love you or did not serve you oh this is unjust and Unworthy of a God and I also said it in Ezekiel 18 the person who sins is the person who will die the child will not be punished for the parent sins in the parent will not be
• 10:30 - 11:00 punished for the child's sins righteous people will be rewarded for their unrighteous behavior and wicked people will be punished for their unri atness how could I punish a child who did nothing wrong oh so tell us who exactly wrote Deuteronomy 5:9 is it you is it your word oh Deuteronomy 5:9 well if it is in the Bible it is my word it is me what does it say well dare you say I the Lord your God am a jealous God punishing the children for the sin of the parent to the third and fourth generation of
• 11:00 - 11:30 those who hate me Holy Spirit I really wrote that Jesus Christ like I wrote that did you really write that book yeah let's be for real let's be for real how do you explain this mess so about we took a 5 minute break because I just remember I had a meeting with the devil at this exact time so I need to call Gabriel he's going to be receiving him for me since I'm not he right now with who the devil so you about to team up to torture someone else than job this time you know what never
• 11:30 - 12:00 mind never mind why do you seem to take pleasure in torture and sacrifice so bad torture and sacrifice what makes you say that son well because you once asked Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac for you oh that was just a death that was just a death I clearly said it in Leviticus and Deuteronomy do not give any of your children to be sacrificed for you must not profa the name of your God I am the Lord you must not Worship the Lord your God the way the other nations worship their gods for the perform for their God Gods every detestable act that the Lord hates they
• 12:00 - 12:30 even burn their sons and daughters as sacrifices to their gods this is pure evil oh my goodness Exodus 13 isn't it you who wrote it Exodus 13 well if it is in the Bible it is my word what does it say Son Well in Exodus you said to Moses to dedicate to you every first born among the Israelites the first Offspring to be born of both humans and animals belongs to you what the I said that Jesus Christ Christ like I really said
• 12:30 - 13:00 that of course you said it and in the same Leviticus 27: 28- 29 you even said any person or animal set apart for you cannot be sold back and must be put to death Holy Spirit I really said that seriously Mr God you asked the poor people for the first bones to be given to you a sacrifice so they can be put to death I thought you were all good but that's pure evil and in that same book you pretend that you hate sacrifice that no one should practice it because it brings shames on your name and in
• 13:00 - 13:30 Jeremiah 32:35 you even say they sacrificed their sons and daughters to mooch I have never commanded such a horrible deed it never even CED my mind to come in such a thing what an incredible evil did you WR um so about we took a break huh and not a break that might be good for you and for me too um yeah um we'll be back to to it all right no problem go go ahead and yeah we we're coming back to it because I still got some more creationss though one eternity later
• 13:30 - 14:00 what the the B Bo is so messy Jesus Christ I'm embarrassing myself today God yeah um yeah Z I'm back yeah what was the question again will I be saved or am I worthy of Salvation oh salvation your salvation is a gift son no human really deserves Paradise for you are all sinners but I in my grace have made you
• 14:00 - 14:30 gift of it as I said it in Ephesians 2: 8-10 I save you by my grace when you believe and you can take credit for this it is a gift from me salvation is not a reward for the good things you have done so none of you can boast about it so our Salvation is a gift from you yeah it's a gift so in the last day you will purify everyone so they can be saved oh no no son there will be a judgment you will be saved according to what you have done depending if it's good or bad as written
• 14:30 - 15:00 in Matthew 16:27 the last day the son of man will come with his angels in the glory of his father and he will judge all people according to their deeds hold on is salvation a gift from you or does it depend on your Deeds because you just said in Ephesians salvation is not a reward for the good things we've done so none of us can boast about it oh yeah um yeah it's I mean guess what son I just remember I need to call the ho Spirit give me a
• 15:00 - 15:30 second hold on hold on Holy Spirit hey do you still have that potion we had which one my Lord the the one that makes people forget oh I'm afraid we are short of it my Lord like what remember we have used all of it making your people forget you flooded them God damn it I'm okay um yeah my son yeah so yeah I'm I'm back so tell me is it a gift or a reward for your good actions um yeah um so how about how about to make a prayer for you
• 15:30 - 16:00 son he might save you from the last ter what do you say no thanks let's finish this podcast first you know I never realized how messy the Bible was until now why do you want to destroy the Earth so bad why not just passively remove evil the Earth won be destroyed soon did you read ecclesiast 1:4 Generations come Generations go but the Earth remains forever Jesus Christ what about Isaiah 24 again sounds like I'm going to get ugly again what does it say Son Well it say see the Lord is going to lay waste the
• 16:00 - 16:30 Earth and devastate it the Earth will be completely laid waste and totally blundered um so you know what um it's okay it's okay I I got it you don't even need to defend yourself anymore we are not babies we get it your book is a real mess nevertheless I would like to know did you really play in the future from the beginning to end oh well of course um from A to Z everything is written from the beginning to end everything will pass just like a plan exp it as I said in Isaiah
• 16:30 - 17:00 46:1 I am God what I said that I will bring about what I have pled that I will do so you pled the Disobedience of Adam and Eve um no no you mean you didn't know if you would eat the fruit no I didn't but you planed it no not this one so what did you plan exactly the flood not this one either these are improvisations when I saw my people going astray so since the beginning you're improvising no I have a plan okay so what did you plan well everything even the Disobedience of Lucifer no I mean no sure yeah um the shut
• 17:00 - 17:30 this oh calm down come on Mr God calm down calm down oh he needs some milk ladies and gentlemen unfortunately Mr God got pissed off again who knows what faith is going to drop on us this time only God knows that's funny but yeah your assumptions were right as you can all see it the Bible is entirely contradicted there is nothing else I can
• 17:30 - 18:00 say Mr got himself proved that so see you in the next video [Music]