Join 50,000+ readers learning how to use AI in just 5 minutes daily.
Completely free, unsubscribe at any time.
Summary
In this entertaining video, SHAMELESS MMA explores the hypothetical scenario of a zombie apocalypse and debates which UFC fighters would make the best allies. They weigh factors such as trustworthiness, utility, resilience, mental stability, and specialist skills. While fighters like Francis Ngannou show promise with their strength and determination, others like Conor McGregor and Sean Strickland raise concerns due to their chaotic natures. The video humorously evaluates various fighters, ultimately assembling a diverse squad ready for any zombie threat.
Highlights
Francis Ngannou's resilience and mental strength make him an asset during tough times 💪.
Valentina Shevchenko's tactical skills and quirky dance moves keep spirits high 🕺.
Jon Jones, equipped with German Shepherds, raises trust concerns but shows promise 🚨.
Bryce Mitchell's prepping skills are top-notch, though his craziness is worrisome 🌀.
Bobby Knuckles, the dependable warrior, is a comforting presence in chaotic times 👊.
Key Takeaways
Francis Ngannou embodies strength and determination, perfect for survival challenges 🏋️♂️.
Valentina Shevchenko brings tactical expertise and entertainment to the group 💃.
Jon Jones could be a tactical asset, but trust issues loom over him 🤔.
Bryce Mitchell, the prepper and farmer, offers survival skills but is unpredictable 🌾.
Bobby Knuckles and Michael Chandler serve as morale boosters with their personalities and speeches 🎤.
Overview
SHAMELESS MMA dives into a whimsical exploration of which UFC fighters would be best suited for a zombie apocalypse. The host doesn't just look at physical prowess but considers other qualities needed in a dystopian setting, such as trustworthiness and mental stability. While some fighters exhibit excellent survival skills, others, despite their fighting ability, are dismissed due to their unpredictable natures.
In this imagined scenario, UFC powerhouses like Francis Ngannou and Valentina Shevchenko are praised for their courage and strategic minds. However, fighters such as Conor McGregor are humorously noted for their potential to cause more problems than they solve. The host makes a strong case for each fighter's inclusion or exclusion, often relying on their personality traits and past antics as the deciding factors.
The video is a fun and engaging exercise in team-building amidst chaos, with SHAMELESS MMA's witty commentary highlighting both the strengths and potential pitfalls of relying on fighters in an apocalypse. Ultimately, the host creates a balanced team of reliable warriors and quirky live wires, sure to entertain and survive, if not thrive, in a post-apocalyptic world.
Best UFC Fighters for a Zombie Apocalypse Transcription
00:00 - 00:30 right we're going to do the best fighters to be with in a zombie apocalypse are going to be considering factors like trustworthiness utility resilience amongst other things with all the crazy [ __ ] that's going on in the world right now apocalyptic times could be right around the corner so we better crack on we'll start off with an upand Comer roses Jr ah [ __ ] I think he's already been bit moving on Francis in ganu not only is Francis big and scary but his mental strength and determination would be
00:30 - 01:00 extremely valuable when you hear all the stuff he went through to get to France from Africa he's already shown that he's got the qualities that would make him a key member of the Shameless survival group Shan Strickland on the other hand would be a problem sure he's into guns and all that [ __ ] and he'd be great at killing zombies but that dude is a Loose Cannon and you just couldn't trust his mental stability he's already said that he wants to kill someone and I don't know if you've noticed but there ain't even any [ __ ] zombies around yet is there can you imagine how much of a
01:00 - 01:30 handful he'd be he's got too much of a hunger for chaos I'm out on to one of the stars of the show Valentina shev shenko I mean she's a tactical specialist she's basically a spy and you'd have a hotti around it's dou O Heaven she's got a proper military mindset and if we all get bored she could entertain us with that weird little dance she does Conor McGregor can do one he's a troublemaker you know he's going to cause problems in the group and on top of that he's got too much of an ego and he's Reckless and who's this
01:30 - 02:00 you might think from his voice that he is in fact a zombie but no that's just how he talks it's stojo the old dog is going to be a prize member of the team not only is he a trustworthy Dependable good guy but all that fireman training is going to be well handy also correct me if I'm wrong but over there in America is it right that your fireman are also medically trained if that's the case he's going to be essential Jon Jones Jones is massively into tactical training and guns he's also got those German Shepherds that he's trained up like police dogs there's only one
02:00 - 02:30 problem with Jones and no not all the gay stuff it's that when it comes down to it I don't think we can trust him I can just see him thinking about himself and doing everyone over we'll wake up in the morning and everyone's [ __ ] backpacks are gone and he's done one with all the food zombies might all be rotten on the outside but John he's rotten on the inside now just for i' mentioned I'm not going to include any Fighters that can't speak English how the [ __ ] are we going to organize breaking into a mini mall when they don't even know what I'm saying
02:30 - 03:00 Mike Perry will have to go we all love Mike but you know as well as I do that son of a [ __ ] is a live wire he's going to get us all killed Paige VanZant Tracy Cortez and poana Viana they're all in I don't want to get into it you know why they're in Don't make me say it Bryce Mitchell Bryce is a tough one he's a prepper so he's basically an expert in this exact scenario on top of that he's also a farmer so he can keep us fed it's just one small problem he's a [ __ ]
03:00 - 03:30 Nut Job do we risk him getting us all killed trying to convert the zombies or not believing that the Knight's real I really don't know we're going to have to play on the safe side and get rid of him we can use Ian Gary by tying him up to distract the zombies or just feed him to him Tom aspel is an easy pick and vul dricker seems level-headed I feel like having sha no Mali there is going to be like having a lazy kid around he ain't going to want to do anything to help out I'm already getting annoyed at him just thinking about it Israel adna he'll
03:30 - 04:00 probably get drunk and go off and hunt down a pack of house dogs they will have now turned wild and inevitably he's going to get killed trying to Cozy up with him Yuri prasa is another one that's going to get us all killed Yan bovic will be a Dependable Warrior Jared caner is another one for the gang Anthony Smith can [ __ ] off can you imagine how annoying he'd be Bobby Knuckles is your classic pick who wouldn't want him around we could keep Michael Chandler back at camp and get him out when we need a nice little inspirational speech to lift our spirits
04:00 - 04:30 Cory sand aen would be good to have around levelheaded and also a great planner and Problem Solver poo Costa can stick around for some shits and giggles kobby Covington can [ __ ] right off he'd be a troublemaker for sure and we'll have Kamar Usman and Gilbert Burns as well couple of good eggs let me know if I've missed anyone either good additions or some wrongin that need to be avoided I think we got a pretty good group there I like our odds all the comments likes Are Much appreciated I don't have the most Subs but I do have the best here's a playlist recent bangers is I'll see