Gorilla Tag - Doug TheBug - S12 E3 - We celebrate valentines Day And Then doug poops His balls Off

Summary

Highlights

• The gang enjoys a Valentine’s Day feast with Costco snacks and chocolate cookies. 🍪
• Daisy gets surprised with a new Cyber truck, only for it to hilariously burst into flames! 🚒
• Doug's stomach issue results in a city-wide comic disaster, showcasing gross-out humor at its finest. 🤯
• Fans delight in unexpected Valentine’s gifts, including a personal chef and a gigantic TV for Daisy. 📺
• Doug's Valentine's chaos includes an utterly unexpected toilet humor twist that takes laughter to new heights. 😂

Key Takeaways

• 1. Doug and Daisy’s Valentine's Day is anything but ordinary, featuring everything from Cyber trucks to surprise presents. 🎁
• 2. A Cyber truck misadventure leaves the gang in a rental agreement while waiting for repairs. 🚗
• 3. Doug's stomach woes lead to unexpectedly hilarious results, turning the city into a playground of gross-out humor. 🤣
• 4. Despite the chaos, Daisy receives a sweet personal chef surprise and an enormous TV gift from Doug. 🎉
• 5. Humor and unexpected twists like a city-wide poop incident define this laugh-out-loud episode. 💩

Overview

Chapters

• 00:00 - 00:30: Introduction and Costco Shopping The chapter begins with a humorous incident where the speaker is unexpectedly kicked out of a virtual game named Gorilla Tag. Following this interruption, the speaker welcomes listeners to season 12, episode two of their content, which focuses on shopping at Costco. The discussion mentions spending $18 at Costco and highlights purchasing a double chunk chocolate cookie among other items.
• 00:30 - 03:00: Valentine's Day Celebration In this chapter, the characters Daisy, Doug, and Doug's friend Gug celebrate Valentine's Day. The episode begins with Daisy and Doug waking up and engaging in morning greetings. Daisy suggests going shopping to prepare for the celebration, setting the stage for a festive day. Specific details about their activities or purchases, however, are not provided in this transcript segment.
• 03:00 - 06:00: Car Mishap and Repair Guy Call The chapter titled 'Car Mishap and Repair Guy Call' revolves around a situation involving some casual grocery shopping and an interaction with a baby. The narrator mentions spending $18 on items such as a double chocolate cookie and apples, hinting at preparing breakfast. There's a conversation involving feeding and waking the baby. Although the title suggests a car mishap and a call to a repair guy, the transcript provided only captures a snippet of an informal daily routine focusing on feeding and caring for a child, without direct references to any car issue or repair call.
• 06:00 - 09:00: Cyber Truck Rental and Personal Chef Surprise In this chapter, Doug is reflecting on whether it is Valentine's Day today. Despite some confusion about the actual date, there's a humorous tone as Doug comments about making plans for Valentine's even if it's not the exact day yet.
• 09:00 - 12:00: Doug's Health Scare and Gorilla Doctor Visit In this chapter titled 'Doug's Health Scare and Gorilla Doctor Visit', Doug has an unusual habit of bringing his gorilla friend, Goober, over for every conceivable occasion, ranging from standard holidays like New Year and the Fourth of July, to less conventional ones like 'Fourth of a Gorilla'. This chapter humorously explores Doug's reasoning for these get-togethers, while also referencing a memorable moment from a previous episode where characters expressed a desire to befriend a gorilla.
• 12:00 - 17:00: Doug's Poop Disaster and Neighborhood Chaos In this chaotic chapter, Doug experiences a bizarre situation referred to as the 'Poop Disaster' which seems to have caused turmoil in the neighborhood. The narrative is fragmented, presenting a scene where characters are dealing with unexpected occurrences, such as a character named Gug, who despite being thought dead, is somehow alive. The explanation given is that Gug's 'reboot card' was found by his mom, suggesting a video game-like logic to the events. Meanwhile, there's a commotion involving collecting someone referred to as YY, and there's repeated mention of 'Kandy' and 'Keem,' indicating an ongoing pursuit or gathering of these individuals, contributing to the overall chaos.
• 17:00 - 25:00: Conclusion and Bunker Retreat The chapter titled 'Conclusion and Bunker Retreat' appears to be a highly abstract or experimental dialogue, containing fragmented and repetitive statements. Characters seem to be engaged in a call-and-response style of conversation, frequently using nonsensical or playful commands to 'get your [something] over here', which seems to lead to a finale action 'going to GG's house'. It suggests a chaotic or humorous ending, with emphasis on movement and perhaps a retreat to a safe or familiar place identified as 'GG's house'.

Gorilla Tag - Doug TheBug - S12 E3 - We celebrate valentines Day And Then doug poops His balls Off Transcription

• 00:00 - 00:30 hey wait no my freaking controllers oh bro why did it kick me out of Gorilla tag okay anyway he welcome to I think season 12 episode two I'm pretty sure of D did Casco shopping big who you spent $18 on Casco with a double chunk chocolate cookie and some
• 00:30 - 01:00 apples me Daisy Doug cracker and Doug's friend gug celebrate Valentine's Day SC the episode yeah wake up Daisy wake up Doug yeah yeah good morning good morning JayZ you go make your Cy iny D the go shopping big who you spent
• 01:00 - 01:30 $18 on Casco with a double CH chocolate cookie and some apples I'm going to feed your breakfast yink eat is yeah I'mma I'mma wake up the baby or I'm feed the babyy wake up cracker wee wee we uh here Daisy you can feed feed the baby Inky
• 01:30 - 02:00 feed his baby is we we we put his back is to sleep is isn't it Valentine's Day today says Doug I'm pretty sure it is e e and yes I know guys it's not Valentine's Day but um I I'm just going to make one for I don't even know um even though there is tomorrow's valentin's okay um let's continue out
• 02:00 - 02:30 the episode um can I bring go over s um Doug why do you have to bring go over for literally like every event that happens you bring him over for New Year uh fourth of ju or fourth of a gorilla Li I don't even freaking know and literally every event including thingy because I can um remember last episode you guys wouldn't said you guys want to become friends of
• 02:30 - 03:00 uh until next season yeah I was joking oh well how did how um how is gug still alive if you killed him uh I don't know his mom found his reboot card I guess oh okay let's go pick up YY wait let me get his in his car is get his in his car is Kandy Kandy get your Kandy over here ask Keem ask Keem get your ass Keem over
• 03:00 - 03:30 here if ke if ke get your I Keem over here the polypop LA polypop get your La P poop over here um Can canot Kandy can Kandy get your over here Pia Piza get your piz over here store store get literally anything over here canand BL okay let's go to GG's house Inky uh goes to G's houses undo his thing
• 03:30 - 04:00 whatever door thing key whatever I don't even know um oh God opens do opens do shut his do shut his doors can I knock yes knock KN KN meanwhile mean meanwhile with [Music] gug there is motion at your front door oh God going to be oh my God it's Doug
• 04:00 - 04:30 like always opens doors hi he what you to come over to celebrate Valentine's Day with me yes even though I'm not a girl what are you going to get me for Valentine G I mean Valentine's Day bloody you're not my Valentine Zug is what the freak and not me nope not you mother freak all right
• 04:30 - 05:00 guys come on uh I don't even know who the freak un left gug it was either me Daisy or you Doug because I guess like all three of us um undid go yeah PB pbbb is here PB is watching yeah okay dog let's go come to the I mean let's go yeah let's go back to the house already Inky hi Daisy we're back
• 05:00 - 05:30 finally after 66 hours what Daisy it's only been like five minutes huh it says on my calendar you took 66 hillion hours what the freak Daisy hillion is not even a number oh I didn't know dag okay well Daisy since you're my Valentine yes remember last episode you heard that car outside uh yeah
• 05:30 - 06:00 wasn't that just a random gorilla's car you said no I was lying what no wonder why Doug's car and your car was parked outside of the garage yeah but I don't know how you I don't know how you going I don't even know but Daisy let's let's open the garage okay leming open garage opening garage ning garage opened oh Le or yeah lemon keep garage open
• 06:00 - 06:30 okay daisy look I got you a car my car yeah wait I have the Cyber truck just like Doug uh yeah oh my God thank you hug is oh my God I love you Daisy I love you too hug is oh my God Daisy you have the same car as me yes now now um now you have a cyber truck yeah yeah so
• 06:30 - 07:00 that's your cyber truck down there and now my cyber truck yeah should we take a first spin sir oh crap it's dead we we're gonna I'm going to charge it real quick it says um apparently on uh apparently on the gorilla or apparently on the website where I got the Cyber trar it takes two milliseconds for it to be fully charged YY plug is in is done already all right how the freak did it charge at 100% all right let's go YY YY
• 07:00 - 07:30 YY Daisy you obviously drive it because you freaking own this car yeah all right drive is car is Green Oh wait I forgot Daisy don't say I don't have a driver's license and I don't know how to drive Daisy please put the car on full Brak um all of us go flying
• 07:30 - 08:00 oh God says go ow says Doug ow says Daisy ow says 6 of1 GT I'm coming out what do you mean you're coming out Doug you freak you cannot come out from us you will die huh okay guys let's get out I'm coming I'm coming says gug all right um Daisy unfortun L it cost
• 08:00 - 08:30 5600 shiny rocks to repair the car that's not bad right I mean yeah obviously that's not bad cuz I have a I have a I have a vault that's worth 26 quadrillion shiny rocks oh yeah all I'm just gonna I'm just going to notify the person who used to own the Cyber truck to call the repair guy or I'm just going to call the repair guy AK 8284 036 211 and guys the number that you just heard is just a madeup number it's not actually a real number or it
• 08:30 - 09:00 might be whoever uh has that number I'm sorry okay let's continue on the episode I don't even know it's a real number hello Mother freak yes um my babe my hot babe crashed her cyber truck uhhuh and um how wonder if you can come fix it okay there'll be 56,000 shiny rocks god um are you broke of course not I just said that for freaking fun okay can you please give me 56,000 shiny
• 09:00 - 09:30 rocks sure I can just gorilla power you them YY gorilla power oh my God now I am richer yeah congratulations okay um um um um freaking I will come pick up the vehicle what's the address uh it's just near the Gazebo oh okay so that's 200 billion gorilla Street uh yeah okay coming um what the heck was that sound I don't
• 09:30 - 10:00 know why does it smell so Smokey I don't know let's go check outside oh my God Daisy what your cyber truck burst into flames and it exploded [Music] uh no Daisy it's okay um I can buy you a new one if they can't fix it YY [Music] [Applause]
• 10:00 - 10:30 hang on a [Music] second five minutes later but I got to race home bro what the [Music] freak bro my man keeps interrupting the radio cuz my my phone is connected to the radio here's what the radio sounds like every two seconds and I [Music] love and I love gorilla T because bro he keeps calling me every two
• 10:30 - 11:00 seconds okay I'm going to park my car in the garage ninky Park is okay um unfortunately it's okay Daisy or it's okay mommy you can borrow my cyber truck no Doug I want you to keep your car says Daisy pinky but anyway yeah Daisy I guess that's your present that got sadly ruined yeah okay 50 50,000 calls missed from repair guy God okay
• 11:00 - 11:30 hello yeah you you missed 50,000 calls from me I'm sorry it's fine but unfortunately we cannot repair your hot bab's cyber Truck Yeah because I burst into flames I'm guessing yes it did um how did you know that bro isn't it obvious I checked outside oh are you are are you dumb no dumb I sorry I sorry sry okay um I'll just buy a new Cyber truck okay you will be able to rent a cyber truck for 60 days until we able we will be able to fix it what but I said you
• 11:30 - 12:00 couldn't fix it fix it fix it fix it yeah but we can my my my buddy said we can okay um it's 50 shiny rocks a day to rent the um it's $50 I mean not $50 it's 60 or yeah 50 shiny rocks a day to um rent it uh every day oh my God so yeah um it's okay I'm rich how long do I have to R for again
• 12:00 - 12:30 260 day I mean 260 days no I mean 60 days oh okay that a't bad Daisy will be able okay bye bye beep da what Daisy says what what what was the what was the repair guy yapping about um he said we can rent um a cyber truck for um for um $60 starting at 260 shiny rocks good yeah I mean at least I'm rich but um
• 12:30 - 13:00 anyway yeah um so he said we can rent a cyber truck for $60 a day yky all right we'll just we'll just wait for the Cyber truck to come let me ring up the repair guy actually iny what do you want mother freak um hi I was wondering if you're going to like deliver the Cyber truck or we're going to have to pick it up oh you're going to have to come pick it up bro I just sat on my bed mother fre fine then we'll deliver it no I'll just come pick it up it's okay come on Daisy come on Daisy come on DG come on come on do come on go
• 13:00 - 13:30 ah go hi uh why why are you taped to the wall I don't know just stay here ah no please don't close the door shut did I just did I just kill G oh no was that is it doesn't a reboot car expire after one uh living to a gorilla yeah so no he's dead permanently no or yeah he's asleep permanently and it cost
• 13:30 - 14:00 265 quadrillion shiny rocks to get a another reboot card God even I can't afford a re all right let's just go pick up the C truck already nandy nandy what was that big loud boom that was my hot babe Daisy's cyber truck oh uh okay okay hi are you here to pick up cyber Shar yes all right Daisy you can drive it now YY and remember this this is not
• 14:00 - 14:30 permanent we're only just going to rent this for 60 days until your other one that you're going to have for permanently until you die yeah um will be fixed so it'll take 60 days for it to be fixed so that's why we're going to rent it for 60 days this I mean Inky e it's even wrapped in my favorite color pink oh my God and my other cyber truck that I'm going to have permanently until I quote unquote die is wrapped in silver the normal color oh my God that freaking sucks yeah
• 14:30 - 15:00 all right well um Daisy I also got you another present for Valentine's Day hey okay no wonder what that big weird red tarp was or that weird red uh heart-shaped tarp was behind the garage and okay guys I'm I'm ready to unwrap it unwrap is oh my God
• 15:00 - 15:30 mhm yo I've been wanting this for so long yep you have your own now Daisy it's it's my own personal chef hello hello wait let me switch hands real quick hello no bro okay hello I am your personal chef I will cook you anything you want oh my God can you cook me a it one billion years later and all
• 15:30 - 16:00 that uh I guess since since you will literally since you will literally fire me if I don't cookie that then yeah uh I'll cookie that totally I hope he's not being sarcastic yeah he probably is I don't even know all right well there's so much blood on the patio because of gug but um anyway yeah and I don't know why but the blood is dy to end the in the grass too blood
• 16:00 - 16:30 [Music] dripping okay sorry guys let's continue on the episode but Daisy I also got I also got you ding D what the why is there a firearm going on but why is there a fire alarm going off above us I don't [Music] know oh
• 16:30 - 17:00 crap well we went in the house at the right time on news a a house right above 6 of1 GT's house or yeah right above 6 of1 GT's house just exploded no don't tell me that's our old neighbor lady um old neighbor lady lying down on the floor no our old lady ha I'm joking okay
• 17:00 - 17:30 I'm glad you're joking that you're dead but um that was really not funny Daisy What doug back up Inky Daisy you have to float Inky I'm just going to go on a walk with gug oh um Doug come here what I got you something for Valentine's Day but I'm not a but I'm not a girl I know but unwrap it oh my god you bought me you bought you
• 17:30 - 18:00 you you P me a whole entire uh snow thing set up yes I did oh my God hello I'm the snowball explode no my snowball died sorry Doug unfortunate Lori you're or snor Bor dor yours
• 18:00 - 18:30 or all right well Doug what is that the end of the episode uh are you sure all right Daisy unfortunately Doug has to go to the ER because he literally why oh Daisy you freck okay well a dog at least I got you something good for Valentine's Day yeah even though I'm not a gill but I just rush to
• 18:30 - 19:00 the gorilla doctor here Doug eat one of these snowball things it'll make you vomit really bad I mean it will help you cure stuff a little bit YY why do you say it'll make you vomit oh that was just accidental okay leg leg leg leg I'm sorry dog it's fine I guess s s let rush you to the gorilla doctor hi
• 19:00 - 19:30 welcome to gorilla doctor it's very undecorated in here yes please can you help my son Doug no yapping sir come in my office yank all right come come is in his office is all right here Doug here have this stuff this will make me vomit really bad how did you know um I don't know all right just eat it here here's the not here's the one I will not make you puke okay it'll just make you have diarrhea really
• 19:30 - 20:00 bad e no it's like a whole mud puddle thg you freak all right well right there I just let it it rip or l or whatever let it rip e um go back to your house oh dog you're making a whole entire sharp puddle thing whatever drag Trail whatever e I'm sorry Doug it's fine let me just wipe your a-hole with
• 20:00 - 20:30 with um snowballs yky WIP is all right there that's better now you shouldn't be dragging oh my god dog now we have a whole entire liquid diarrhea streaming down our patio Because of You Daisy Daisy be careful don't get away from me right now oh my God okay Daisy I'm sorry but Doug farted really badly to the point8 billion poop
• 20:30 - 21:00 thingies poop shars doodo whatever it's called came out of his butthole in under a millisecond now there's a whole entire poop stream down oh my uh some random little 5-year-old gorilla oh my God is that chocolate no don't go over there I want to lick it help help you just made the biggest mistake of your life uh no I didn't why do I feel like I'm going [Music] to and that's why you never believe stuff that looks like chocolate but
• 21:00 - 21:30 actually isn't chocolate more go now I feel like I'm going to little bro you vomited of two thingies hey is that Doug the bug Doug I'm your biggest fan I don't care did he just say I don't care I think so I get away from my house all right Daisy um let's try to avoid d for another 1 billion years YY or actually no let's
• 21:30 - 22:00 let's um let's let's let's let's avoid him until next Century actually YY actually let's just avoid him for another five years surely the poop won't be that bad right uh a huge fart sound and poop sound comes from the distance whoa Daisy did you hear that loud fart sound yes it was so loud that it sounded like a normal fart ah oh my God ew
• 22:00 - 22:30 e dog dog okay um wait gug how are you back alive I don't know I was just about to attend your funeral okay Doug go back to your house or go to a bunker here hide in our bunker yany it's scary down there okay fine hide in this bunker yany o it's got a whole entire bedroom it's got a cozy bed it's got a TV um da what this is not even an episode of dog the bug anymore what yeah
• 22:30 - 23:00 um so Daisy I also got you another thing for Valentine's Day what a 86 billion inch TV oh my God it's larger than the whole neighborhood yeah it's like a movie theater yeah all right Daisy we got to be careful of like where we go here let's hide in the bedroom or bunker with the gug inky here Daisy just do that I'm watching TV right now meanwhile
• 23:00 - 23:30 with the TV he welcome to oh my God you're watching episodes of Doug the bug yeah ever since I met Doug I've been your biggest fan wait you watching my channel ever since before you met Doug uh yeah I and then I just met Doug at um gorilla con 2095 oh God that's how long ago or I mean 2091 God that's how long ago you met him yeah a year ago you met him yeah
• 23:30 - 24:00 God just think a year ago was 2091 now it's 2096 or 2096 I think yeah 2096 I'm pretty sure oh my God that's crazy wait how do how how how does five years go by in just one year in real life well you see in the gorilla world one year converted to gorilla years is 5 years oh so one year in gorilla world is 1 month what yeah well I'm going to rest in this
• 24:00 - 24:30 little cozy bunker while Doug shs his ball sack out oh okay Daisy should we just peek outside and see what's going on sure oh my God the whole entire city is covered in shark can ice keam whip every food seller dies because of the smell all right Daisy let's just stay in here because I almost died
• 24:30 - 25:00 see you in next episode of Doug the big